ocemur Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) Sure, a new identity and move him someplace out of the way. Um, I don't want to tell the FBI or US Marshals how to do their job, but I think I see one small flaw in this plan. OK, where do you hide him? I say the parrot cage at the zoo. Edited September 24, 2019 by ocemur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tekashi-6ix9ine-expected-enter-witness-195332580.html “Despite how connected we are, and the appetite for social media content in this country, there are places where, if this kid gets a haircut and wears normal clothes, no one would know or care who he is,” explained former F.B.I. official Jay Kramer. That said, the Times says it’s unlikely that the United States Marshals Service, which runs the witness protection program, would pay for the removal of 6ix9ine’s signature face tattoos. (His rainbow hair has faded to its natural color during his time in prison.) For now, Tekashi 6ix9ine can enjoy the protection of solitary confident behind bars. How much longer he remains there is dependent on whether the US District Attorney plans to use him as a witness in any other cases. While on the stand last week, 6ix9ine said he expects to be freed by early 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Don’t we all look alike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Advice: shave the eyebrows. It’s his only chance of not getting recognized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 He needs one of those teeth whitening things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. 7 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Cover blown. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Dudes a scumbag and shouldn’t get anything. He should rot in prison and get raped and murdered for ratting out everyone he knows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 2 hours ago, mrags said: Dudes a scumbag and shouldn’t get anything. He should rot in prison and get raped and murdered for ratting out everyone he knows. Are you some sort of criminal? Hate on this guy because he violated the code? LMAO. 4 hours ago, The Dean said: I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. That's 2 of us. 4 hours ago, The Dean said: I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. Turns out he's a 23 year old rapper from some NYC ***** hole neighborhood.... Real name is Daniel Hernandez. Appears to be some sort of mutant scumbag. Wife beater, child sex trafficker, that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Shoot him in the head instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 What the actual? Who's that fool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: Cover blown. Why is Mr. Met not flipping the bird?! * What did he do to merit WPP? Blew the whistle on doctors’ offices and furniture stores playing background music without an ASCAP license? Edited September 25, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Change that 69 on his forehead to 88. Problem solved. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Nextmanup said: Are you some sort of criminal? Hate on this guy because he violated the code? LMAO. That's 2 of us. Turns out he's a 23 year old rapper from some NYC ***** hole neighborhood.... Real name is Daniel Hernandez. Appears to be some sort of mutant scumbag. Wife beater, child sex trafficker, that sort of thing. I don’t like scumbag gang banging criminals. Especially fake ass ones that are rat bastards that aren’t really gangster at all and afraid of prison. Edited September 25, 2019 by mrags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 10 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: Cover blown. So he's a friend of Gugny? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, The Dean said: So he's a friend of Gugny? Or perhaps he is...? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Whatdya think...AB and Tekashi6ix9ine in a reboot of ‘The Odd Couple’? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 McMurdo Station 7-11 clerk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 That Mets costume would be perfect disguise for the garbage rapper. Well except he still would be garbage but would blend in better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Okay...I keep hearing about this guy but didn't follow any of the story. Who is he? Why is he in the news so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Okay...I keep hearing about this guy but didn't follow any of the story. Who is he? Why is he in the news so much? I suggest you google it, preferably while at work. What could possibly go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark80 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) Who is this guy you ask? He is everything that is wrong with the current state of social media and pop culture music. A talent-less, auto-tune using, fake gangster who overstepped his bounds and got in trouble with the real ones. Now he's crying like the little B that he is so save his own butt. Edited September 25, 2019 by Mark80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mark80 said: Who is this guy you ask? He is everything that is wrong with the current state of social media and pop culture music. A talent-less, auto-tune using, fake gangster who overstepped his bounds and got in trouble with the real ones. Now he's crying like the little B that he is so save his own butt. So I'm guessing...he ratted out a bunch of OG's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 from the little bit i've heard, the story is nuts. apparently he was being used by the gang for income. he performs and earns, they take a portion of the money. I'm not sure what the benefit was to him. maybe "street cred"? if i'm not mistaken, they had his bodyguard kidnap or try to kidnap him. it all sounds pretty awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 He’d blend right in under a bridge in Portland, Oregon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 7 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Whatdya think...AB and Tekashi6ix9ine in a reboot of ‘The Odd Couple’? Shannon Sharp made some type of AB connection as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 9/24/2019 at 4:47 PM, ocemur said: Sure, a new identity and move him someplace out of the way. Um, I don't want to tell the FBI or US Marshals how to do their job, but I think I see one small flaw in this plan. OK, where do you hide him? I say the parrot cage at the zoo. This is what happens when a drunken sailor has sex with a parrot. **************************************************************^^^A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man."What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Who?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 (edited) I was at work and then had a PTA meeting go late and have been hoping all day that no one beat me to it. Edited September 26, 2019 by Captain Caveman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said: I was at work and then had a PTA meeting go late and have been hoping all day that no one beat me to it. “I ordered spaghetti and marinara, and I got egg noodles and ketchup!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 23 hours ago, SinceThe70s said: Cover blown. Well, now I’m really confused! Is @Gugny on the left or the right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 @Gugny is easy to spot. I mean, how many well endowed Asians do you see just floatin around? Guy’s a tripod. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 11:27 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: @Gugny is easy to spot. I mean, how many well endowed Asians do you see just floatin around? Guy’s a tripod. Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 On 9/24/2019 at 6:47 PM, ocemur said: what is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Me. @Royale with Cheeseis swingin a Louisville slugger ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) Rap has turned to crap. I miss the early 90's era. Edited September 27, 2019 by The Jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Got the blicki uh Drum it hold 50 uh 69 lyrics lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Jerk said: Rap has turned to crap. I miss the early 90's era. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 9/24/2019 at 8:20 PM, The Dean said: I am so fu#$ing PROUD to say, I have absolutely no clue who this is or what it refers to. Same here. I'm going out on a limb and guessing we're not missing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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