transient Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Hear me out. We’ve got threads espousing the virtues of drafting around offense, defense, and special teams but, much like the Bills since the turn of the millennium, everyone ignores coaching. I know, I know... people will argue continuity and that McDermott hasn’t been given a chance yet to succeed with his players... blah, blah, blah... Consider for a minute the 2002 Buccaneers. Yes, the price was steep, but they won a Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a minute... Tampa Bay has won a Super Bowl. I say screw drafting for offense. Screw drafting for defense. And definitely SCREW drafting for special teams. Pony up those 10 picks, plus whatever picks next year... and hell even the year after that if we have to and draft a coach (more accurately trade the picks for a coach, but you get the gist). Now I’m not advocating we do it for Chucky... though it did work once. Honestly, I’m not sure who would be befitting that honor. But while we’re burning through picks I say we trade a few more to fill out the staff and bring in John Harbaugh as ST coordinator, Sean Payton as OC, and Bill Belichick as DC. Smell that? It’s the sweet smell of success... which actually kinda resembles the smell of a skunk a little bit. A sweet, smoky, hunger inducing skunk. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codyny13 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 ?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️??♂️❤️ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I hate you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedandBlue Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 For the love of humanity, tell me this was just a troll/sarcastic thread. With that being said, that’s one hell of a long post, for what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nester Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What a terrible idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I might give up 10 picks NOT to have Gruden as our coach. And those other guys have jobs, so........not sure what the point was here..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Costa Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just wasted 30 seconds of my life ☹️Sad face 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nedboy7 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Yes i do smell that. However, it’s not success. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Hmmmmm, My Sarcasm senses are tingling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Stop. Please, make it stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince88 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Paul Costa said: Just wasted 30 seconds of my life ☹️Sad face Was it really a waste? If you clicked on it and read it was it not intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I smell skunk weed. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 um...no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racketmaster Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 We are in pretty good shape with McDermott. He is 15-17 the past 2 years with a below average roster. There have been points in the last 2 years where it was commonly thought that the Bills had one of the worst rosters in the NFL, yet McDermott has managed to keep the team competitive. I’m very interested to see how he does with an upgrade in talent and an emerging qb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 5 hours ago, racketmaster said: We are in pretty good shape with McDermott. He is 15-17 the past 2 years with a below average roster. There have been points in the last 2 years where it was commonly thought that the Bills had one of the worst rosters in the NFL, yet McDermott has managed to keep the team competitive. I’m very interested to see how he does with an upgrade in talent and an emerging qb. Theres no room for this kind of crap here. This is a serious thread! 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 6 hours ago, RedandBlue said: For the love of humanity, tell me this was just a troll/sarcastic thread. With that being said, that’s one hell of a long post, for what? And people wonder why I included the phrase “this is a parody thread” in my ST post? 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 7 hours ago, transient said: Hear me out. We’ve got threads espousing the virtues of drafting around offense, defense, and special teams but, much like the Bills since the turn of the millennium, everyone ignores coaching. I know, I know... people will argue continuity and that McDermott hasn’t been given a chance yet to succeed with his players... blah, blah, blah... Consider for a minute the 2002 Buccaneers. Yes, the price was steep, but they won a Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a minute... Tampa Bay has won a Super Bowl. I say screw drafting for offense. Screw drafting for defense. And definitely SCREW drafting for special teams. Pony up those 10 picks, plus whatever picks next year... and hell even the year after that if we have to and draft a coach (more accurately trade the picks for a coach, but you get the gist). Now I’m not advocating we do it for Chucky... though it did work once. Honestly, I’m not sure who would be befitting that honor. But while we’re burning through picks I say we trade a few more to fill out the staff and bring in John Harbaugh as ST coordinator, Sean Payton as OC, and Bill Belichick as DC. Smell that? It’s the sweet smell of success... which actually kinda resembles the smell of a skunk a little bit. A sweet, smoky, hunger inducing skunk. We already have the best coach in the league/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan1988 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 7 hours ago, transient said: Hear me out. We’ve got threads espousing the virtues of drafting around offense, defense, and special teams but, much like the Bills since the turn of the millennium, everyone ignores coaching. I know, I know... people will argue continuity and that McDermott hasn’t been given a chance yet to succeed with his players... blah, blah, blah... Consider for a minute the 2002 Buccaneers. Yes, the price was steep, but they won a Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a minute... Tampa Bay has won a Super Bowl. I say screw drafting for offense. Screw drafting for defense. And definitely SCREW drafting for special teams. Pony up those 10 picks, plus whatever picks next year... and hell even the year after that if we have to and draft a coach (more accurately trade the picks for a coach, but you get the gist). Now I’m not advocating we do it for Chucky... though it did work once. Honestly, I’m not sure who would be befitting that honor. But while we’re burning through picks I say we trade a few more to fill out the staff and bring in John Harbaugh as ST coordinator, Sean Payton as OC, and Bill Belichick as DC. Smell that? It’s the sweet smell of success... which actually kinda resembles the smell of a skunk a little bit. A sweet, smoky, hunger inducing skunk. U just wasted whatever time u used writing this post and I just wasted whatever I used remarking to it. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forward Progress Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 The most amazing part of this thread is how many people thought the OP was serious. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Paul Costa said: Just wasted 30 seconds of my life ☹️Sad face However, that is a lot less time wasted than spent on the thread that begat all these parody threads. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 3 hours ago, BillsFan1988 said: U just wasted whatever time u used writing this post and I just wasted whatever I used remarking to it. ? Has there ever been a post on an entertainment oriented message board on any topic that at its core wasn’t a means to waste time? Let’s not delude ourselves into believing we’re solving the world’s problems here (that’s what PPP’s for). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiddenInLight Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Plan on sharing whatever you are smoking with the rest of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T master Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Step away from the pipe sir you have been under the influence of a very highly hallucinogenic substance & we can no longer let you partake in such detrimental use of recreational free time it's for your own good !! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 29 minutes ago, HiddenInLight said: Plan on sharing whatever you are smoking with the rest of us? Trust me, despite alluding to it, had I actually been smoking this thread would have quickly gone from bad parody to paranoid confession about posting stoned, which you all obviously would have known anyway based on the judgmental looks on the faces of your avatars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wsam4031 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 good god why did i even finish reading that post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Op be like... well played good sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 ZOMG are you being sarcastic or is this for real!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Shouldn’t this be merged with every other thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 8 hours ago, eball said: And people wonder why I included the phrase “this is a parody thread” in my ST post? One would think it wasn’t really necessary to do that...UNTIL you read the reactions to this thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Depends on who it is. I would trade for Andy Reid of Doug Pedersen or that kid the Rams have for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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