RevWarRifleman Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 A random thought/fantasy to have a little fun with. Lets say that today, you're a young athlete at the peak of your physical strength. 1. Choose your position you would like to play in the NFL. 2. Now, pick a player or players from the past in the NFL or AFL to be your mentor at that position and explain why. 3. And when your practice session is over, what player from the past would you like have join you as you go out afterwards to party. For me: 1. Slot receiver, 2. Andra Reed, with a little bit of Ernie Warlick (yes, I know Warlick was a TE, but he was very effective over the middle.) 3.Joe Namath, Paul McGuire Talk about fantasy football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1. QB 2. Peyton Manning because he’s the most cerebral QB ever. 3. Lawrence Taylor and Michael Irvin in his prime. I’d also like to spend some time with Mickey Mantle and the Showtime Lakers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 One legged angry pirate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) I wouldn’t change anything ... corner all the way mentored by Dick Night train Lane drinking with Brett Favre Cornerback all the way ? Edited June 30, 2018 by Buffalo716 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1) QB, they get paid the most 2) Montana, very cerebral 3) Kelly, of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) 1) DE 2) Bruce Smith, no explanation needed 3) Lawrence Taylor, because he can get us coke and women Edited June 30, 2018 by Your Brown Eye 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: 1. QB 2. Peyton Manning because he’s the most cerebral QB ever. 3. Lawrence Taylor and Michael Irvin in his prime. I’d also like to spend some time with Mickey Mantle and the Showtime Lakers Manning is a great choice along those same lines. Speaking of lines, I’ll stick with a beer with Jimbo over LT and Irvin.....coke and crack is not really my thing. 1 minute ago, Your Brown Eye said: 1) DE 2) Bruce Smith, no explanation needed 3) Lawrence Taylor, because he can get us coke and women A 13 year old is NOT a woman. I pass on LT, though I’m sure it’s quite a party. Maybe we can do 9 holes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 32 minutes ago, Augie said: Manning is a great choice along those same lines. Speaking of lines, I’ll stick with a beer with Jimbo over LT and Irvin.....coke and crack is not really my thing. A 13 year old is NOT a woman. I pass on LT, though I’m sure it’s quite a party. Maybe we can do 9 holes.... I was just thinking that a bunch of drugs and hookers would make for a pretty good story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Kirby Jackson said: I was just thinking that a bunch of drugs and hookers would make for a pretty good story. And the excitement of a possible felony charge! Good times!!! I’ll take the tour of the DC White House as opposed to the old Cowboys White House. But only because I’m old and tired. Back then, it’s a party in Dallas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 12 minutes ago, Augie said: And the excitement of a possible felony charge! Good times!!! I’ll take the tour of the DC White House as opposed to the old Cowboys White House. But only because I’m old and tired. Back then, it’s a party in Dallas! Ha ha, you go see Trump. I’ll go hang out with a bunch of instagram models with low self-esteem. You’ve got a few years on me Aug but I will enjoy it. I’ll bring your son, @Boyst62, @Royale with Cheese and a couple of other degenerates. If Lawrence Taylor says “let’s party” I’ll be on the first flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 27 minutes ago, Kirby Jackson said: Ha ha, you go see Trump. I’ll go hang out with a bunch of instagram models with low self-esteem. You’ve got a few years on me Aug but I will enjoy it. I’ll bring your son, @Boyst62, @Royale with Cheese and a couple of other degenerates. If Lawrence Taylor says “let’s party” I’ll be on the first flight. The Trump shot hurt. I meant the DC White House. Instagram models sounds cool, 13 year olds and crack pipes...not so much. But a round of golf and dip my toe in the water to see where it’s going? Sure! Even at my advanced age. I have new wheels on my walker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1) Running Back 2) Emmet Smith 3) Jim McMahon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 This is a thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Kirby Jackson said: Ha ha, you go see Trump. I’ll go hang out with a bunch of instagram models with low self-esteem. You’ve got a few years on me Aug but I will enjoy it. I’ll bring your son, @Boyst62, @Royale with Cheese and a couple of other degenerates. If Lawrence Taylor says “let’s party” I’ll be on the first flight. I'm on hiatus. Leave me be.??♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 MLB. I want to smack the **** out of Marsha all day. I want to be mentored by Ray Lewis so he can teach me to get away with murder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 QB- I'm cerebel! Staubach- he was the professional's professional at the position Afterparty with Jim McMahon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domdab99 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Well, I was a flanker in college, so WR. Probably most like Ricky Proehl. Joe Namath, ldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 [This is an automated response]As a courtesy to the other board members, please use more descriptive topic titles. A better title will help the community find information faster and make your topic more likely to be read. The topic starter can edit the topic title line to make it more appropriate.Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Augie said: 2) Montana, very cerebral Although it's a biased standard, the picture of Joe Montana that's stuck in my head is that dazed look he had after the Bills knocked him out of the KC game in 1993. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Kirby Jackson said: Ha ha, you go see Trump. I’ll go hang out with a bunch of instagram models with low self-esteem. You’ve got a few years on me Aug but I will enjoy it. I’ll bring your son, @Boyst62, @Royale with Cheese and a couple of other degenerates. If Lawrence Taylor says “let’s party” I’ll be on the first flight. Am I being invited to a. Charlie Sheen themed party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: Am I being invited to a. Charlie Sheen themed party? I think he’s saying Charlie sheen was having royale with cheese themed parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, NoSaint said: I think he’s saying Charlie sheen was having royale with cheese themed parties In bed by 10:30 on the weekdays and a multi vitamin in the mornings? That’s a boring theme but it’s effective. Edited June 30, 2018 by Royale with Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epstein's Mother Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 11 hours ago, RevWarRifleman said: A random thought/fantasy to have a little fun with. Lets say that today, you're a young athlete at the peak of your physical strength. 1. Choose your position you would like to play in the NFL. 2. Now, pick a player or players from the past in the NFL or AFL to be your mentor at that position and explain why. 3. And when your practice session is over, what player from the past would you like have join you as you go out afterwards to party. For me: 1. Slot receiver, 2. Andra Reed, with a little bit of Ernie Warlick (yes, I know Warlick was a TE, but he was very effective over the middle.) 3.Joe Namath, Paul McGuire Talk about fantasy football! You forgot to ask the most important question. What number would you wear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Although it's a biased standard, the picture of Joe Montana that's stuck in my head is that dazed look he had after the Bills knocked him out of the KC game in 1993. I remember that game. Man, we had a defense that would really go after people. That hit was the turning point in the game. 11 hours ago, Virgil said: MLB. I want to smack the **** out of Marsha all day. I want to be mentored by Ray Lewis so he can teach me to get away with murder Who, or whom would you want to party with afterwards? Inquiring minds want to know. 1 hour ago, Epstein's Mother said: You forgot to ask the most important question. What number would you wear? That, and any other thing people would like to include is perfectly fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: [This is an automated response]As a courtesy to the other board members, please use more descriptive topic titles. A better title will help the community find information faster and make your topic more likely to be read. The topic starter can edit the topic title line to make it more appropriate.Thank you. Sorry Hapless. I should have used a more specific title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 OLine Conrad Dobler The entire Minnesota Viking boat crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 hour ago, RevWarRifleman said: Sorry Hapless. I should have used a more specific title. You can edit it. Just click and hold on the title and an edit box will open. I could do it for ya but prefer to let you choose whatcha like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: You can edit it. Just click and hold on the title and an edit box will open. I could do it for ya but prefer to let you choose whatcha like. Thanks. 5 hours ago, Epstein's Mother said: You forgot to ask the most important question. What number would you wear? For me, it wouldn't make a difference, except for 0. What would be your number of choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 This is pretty simple for me.....I would be an offensive linemen I played OL in high school and onto college before I decided to pursue another path and go into the military.......back in those days weighing 265 was enough for me to get it done...... I had the functional strength to get it done.....but understood that it takes way more then that at the next level in regards to footwork and hand placement and studying opponents week to week. Unfortunately......in my talent level so did everyone else so I was JAG....I didnt have the ridiculous long wingspan or height/weight that is coveted...... But I scrapped till the whistle was blown..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 QB. Bart Starr. Joe Willie Namath. I was a QB from Little League through Marine Corp (8 man teams) and city Touch leagues. Star was a master and underratedly clever. Joe gets the chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthNYfan Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 18 hours ago, Kirby Jackson said: 1. QB 2. Peyton Manning because he’s the most cerebral QB ever. 3. Lawrence Taylor and Michael Irvin in his prime. I’d also like to spend some time with Mickey Mantle and the Showtime Lakers Very good list. Exactly my choices for #1 and #2. #3 is very solid as well... I would also add into strong contention for #3: -deion Sanders -gronk -the Vikings "booze cruise" guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 ...I'd be the kicking tee.....borderline , useless piece of plastic...I know my place............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 For me iat’s The Thurmonator with him mentoring me as I loved his play and was always built and played running back. Between wrestling, football, and eventually powerlifting, it was my calling. had fun when younger. Now just about trying to be in shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1.) Punter - I'll take two million a year for 15 years. Not as much pressure (which I'm horrible under) as quarterback or kicker. Will leave game with mind and body intact. 2.) Paul Maguire because I liked him as a broadcaster and how much coaching do you need to punt a football? 3.) Marshawn Lynch - what could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Journeyman clipboard holder. Long career, make a decent check, don’t get banged up. And everyone always loves the backup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1) Kicker 2) Matt Prater 3) Lawrence Taylor and Matt Prater 20 hours ago, Kirby Jackson said: 1. QB 2. Peyton Manning because he’s the most cerebral QB ever. 3. Lawrence Taylor and Michael Irvin in his prime. I’d also like to spend some time with Mickey Mantle and the Showtime Lakers very good choices. I'd rather pick an easier position to have more time to party with Lawrence Taylor and Michael Irving. And I'm sure Matt Prater would join the posse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple haze Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 CB/S Ronnie Lott Mike Irvin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted June 30, 2018 Author Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: For me iat’s The Thurmonator with him mentoring me as I loved his play and was always built and played running back. Between wrestling, football, and eventually powerlifting, it was my calling. had fun when younger. Now just about trying to be in shape. I know what you mean about "trying to be in shape." It gets harder & harder to try to keep up the regimen. 3 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: QB. Bart Starr. Joe Willie Namath. I was a QB from Little League through Marine Corp (8 man teams) and city Touch leagues. Star was a master and underratedly clever. Joe gets the chicks. Ahh, and why Namath? I put him down for his Hollywood connection back in the day. I went through High School in the 60's, even though I was a Bills fan, I thought that guy was God. I even painted by baseball spikes white in my senior year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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