ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 I'm a stable genius. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Hi, I am PJ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Pro_Bills Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 if you're meeting in a restaurant: "I have a coupon" "Order something below $10" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Space...the final frontier. (Unless the lady is dressed as Lursa or B'Etor) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Sadly, "My other brother? - - Darryl" Thanks a lot Mom & Dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 (Assuming the two on the date are of the opposite sex) "I might be gay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 You kiss like grandma 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Make America Great Again 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Because I said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 So my fourth marriage..... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Wanna see my feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Ever post on TSW? We can count that as one word, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said: Wanna see my feet? Rex would be all over you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Sometimes I pee myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I was just paroled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Wanna see my fistula? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 This ***** over, refrigerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 My wife's at home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD4Bills Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Wanna meet my mom? (cell phone buzzes) I gotta take this Burger King or McDonalds? Wow, you're kinda fat Wanna see something gross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 23 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Space...the final frontier. (Unless the lady is dressed as Lursa or B'Etor) And if she's dressed as a green skinned Orion woman, put your inner Quagmire on maximum warp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, DD4Bills said: Wow, you're kinda fat LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Nice shoes - - wanna F * * * ? FISH - - the missing word is FISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladiebla Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Sec, girlfriend is calling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 "Yes, I am Stephen" usually does it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, bladiebla said: Sec, girlfriend is calling. That runs circles around the 'moo' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 hour ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Nice shoes - - wanna F * * * ? FISH - - the missing word is FISH. @Limeaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 1 hour ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Nice shoes - - wanna F * * * ? FISH - - the missing word is FISH. Don't give mead107 any ideas for any more 'double entendre' threads. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 Isn't our waitress hot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 You're a cute broad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Are you horny too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 The Redskins are hiring! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 We should've drafted Mahomes. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Said she was eighteen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I pissed my pants....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I'm into killing puppies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Serial killers are fascinating. Ever wear a dogcollar? Love the Three Stooges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr. Who said: Love the Three Stooges. And who doesn't! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 My tests came back............. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gun Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Whoa.....want a mint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Since we are pushing boundaries........................ Want some backdoor action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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