gonzo1105 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Natural Selection, just let it play out. I never understood paying a huge amount of money for a ticket or tickets, buying multiple 30 racks and food in pregame, buying 4 or 5 more in the stadium at 15 bucks a pop , and not remembering a damn thing, while spending hundreds of dollars, about the game cause your passed out or puking the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Can somebody say concussion protocol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, elijah said: The table jumping has calmed down. I’ve been to the stadium for both home games this year and haven’t seen a person jump through a table once. Over the past 4-5 seasons I’ve been to just under 20 games and have seen it at every single game besides these past two. Videos like this are the exception now, it’s not common for it too happen anymore. Take into account also that this is in Nashville rather than New Era, it was likely a fan not from Buffalo that doesn’t realize the efforts that the Pegula’s have put into stopping it and simply wanted their 5 seconds of fame thinking that it’s still the standard. I’d be willing to bet that by next year less than 3 or 4 videos come up of the table jumping. Curious about the Jordan Phillips shoes photo going around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 He knew he made a poor decision at this exact moment... and again at this moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tabaga Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Gravity is still undefeated 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DQW87 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 He's getting put on IR but vows he will be back next year to try it in a wheelchair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said: He knew he made a poor decision at this exact moment... and again at this moment... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Da webster guy said: Im surprised there hasnt been a paralysis resulting from these table smashes. Based upon his landing, I am thinking more lack of creativity of subsequent generations. ? 58 minutes ago, Seven-N-Nine said: Hopefully this moron is not planning on having kids. Not after that landing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 That was the slippery salmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Bills Reddit page seems to indicate the kid is alright. CT scans negative, no serious injury other than a concussion. Still, he’s a ***** idiot. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLFan Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 They should have preformed a vasectomy while they had him in the hospital. 3 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanhalen26 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 And that’s why we have tailgate village now. And that’s why I go to the smaller more family oriented lots to tailgate these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 I’m going out on a limb here to say that alcohol was a major contributing factor—who here can cast the first stone because they’ve never done anything stupid under the influence? I for one will have to sit this one out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 While I was watching the video, my bride the second offered to make me a sundae. On my fifth review of the leap she called in from the kitchen “crushed nuts?” “No”, I said, “just knocked cold”. ? * (I stole that one from Don ‘Charlie Fahrquharson’ Harron.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Virgil said: I debated posting this. It’s not for the faint of heart. I don’t even know if he’s okay How does no one stop that from happening? Hahahahahaha that was good thanks for sharing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 22 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I’m going out on a limb here to say that alcohol was a major contributing factor—who here can cast the first stone because they’ve never done anything stupid under the influence? I for one will have to sit this one out Ive not reached that level of stupid, even with alcohol. I mean, what was BEST case scenario here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayboy54 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 I once duct taped my head to a chair after a 5th of Jack Daniels... that’s the best I’ve got. That was also 30 years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, NoSaint said: Ive not reached that level of stupid, even with alcohol. I mean, what was BEST case scenario here? he performs a FLAWLESS TABLE SMASH and subsequently becomes a folklore hero!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Mother Earth remains undefeated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, RiotAct said: he performs a FLAWLESS TABLE SMASH and subsequently becomes a folklore hero!!! Clearly, but I meant for his health. Like maybe just a concussion and extreme bruising if he hit the table just right in his swan dive? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, RiotAct said: he performs a FLAWLESS TABLE SMASH and subsequently becomes a folklore hero!!! Immediately after his FLAWLESS TABLE SMASH, the fans watching and recording him on their cell phones lift him up on their shoulders and carry him into the game in glory. Terry and Kim Pegula honor his heroics at halftime of the Dolphins game. He receives a standing ovation and a spot on the Buffalo Bills Wall of Fame. All of this going through his head just before this moment... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 56 minutes ago, jimmy10 said: Bills Reddit page seems to indicate the kid is alright. CT scans negative, no serious injury other than a concussion. Still, he’s a ***** idiot. Well, now I dont feel as bad thinking this was hilarious. The guy was okay for the same reason drunk drivers are okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said: Immediately after his FLAWLESS TABLE SMASH, the fans watching and recording him on their cell phones lift him up on their shoulders and carry him into the game in glory. Terry and Kim Pegula honor his heroics at halftime of the Dolphins game. He receives a standing ovation and a spot on the Buffalo Bills Wall of Fame. All of this going through his head just before this moment... ....the agony of defeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Paulus said: Well, now I dont feel as bad thinking this was hilarious. The guy was okay for the same reason drunk drivers are okay. That is not what I’ve heard but if true we have a new music city miracle Edited October 7, 2019 by NoSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Arnold Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, NoSaint said: That is not what I’ve heard but if true we have a new music city miracle Uh oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Wayne Arnold said: Uh oh. Nothing life altering but words like orbital fracture seem to be floating around. Which hopefully inspires some life changes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playoffs? Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, FLFan said: They should have preformed a vasectomy while they had him in the hospital. Laughed at this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 54 minutes ago, NoHuddleKelly12 said: I’m going out on a limb here to say that alcohol was a major contributing factor—who here can cast the first stone because they’ve never done anything stupid under the influence? I for one will have to sit this one out Man, I drank a lot of booze and it never once occurred to me to do some ***** like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: The lights are on, but nobody’s home... Yes, BEFORE he jumped. But are the lights even on now? Enquiring minds want to know. 4 hours ago, KD in CA said: My wife still does that....drives me nuts, but there's no correcting her in the moment. It's amazing people can't figure that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocbillsfan1 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Ethan in Portland said: Oh man that is how people get C-1 or C-2 neck fractures just like Christopher Reeves going head first over the horse. This stuff has to end. Same with the Bills Mafia non-sense. Makes us normal non-intoxicated fans look bad. Ruins the entire image of the city. Bills organization and the city needs to needs to put an end to it or they will be complicit in the injuries. Nothing wrong with getting intoxicated responsibly but there is something seriously wrong with my generation. I’ve been to about 200 games and never felt the need to jump through a table or encourage anyone around me to. This dumb ***** needs to end. Any real man would step up to the plate and talk these idiots out of doing something as insanely stupid as this. The wwe frat boy bull#### needs to be put in its place. It’s not cool and it’s not entertaining. The onlookers rooting this guy on are incredibly disgusting IMO in this video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 24 minutes ago, NoSaint said: Nothing life altering but words like orbital fracture seem to be floating around. Which hopefully inspires some life changes. Yeah, in my post above I was only going off what I read on the Bills Reddit page by a poster who claimed to know the guy in the video. Caveat emptor and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakin Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 We’re 4 & 1. He’ll be alright. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagon127 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, whatdrought said: Also, how do they stand there looking at him for so long without trying to help? I think they were probably in shock he actually did it, and that he didn't get up from it. I mean, its only a few seconds.... This is the dumbest of all table slamming videos, and I probably would hesitate in helping for a few seconds, just cause im not sure he deserves it. Edited October 7, 2019 by wagon127 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunsgoodtime Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Speedy Beebe said: While I don’t like ranch I get your point. It is stupid, not your point but how if you like ranch you can get ridiculed if you do. Bills Mafia is large and strong, maybe if we put as much effort in being stupid into things like what we did for Andy Dalton we would be better off. Amen. Thanks brother, all it takes is a agreement, and I respect your agreement. We are all Bill's fans and love each other, no matter if its ranch or blu cheese. FWIW I had blu cheese last night lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted October 7, 2019 Author Share Posted October 7, 2019 I still can’t find out what happened to this guy. I’m honestly concerned 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaenon Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Virgil said: I still can’t find out what happened to this guy. I’m honestly concerned Very curious myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 20 minutes ago, Kaenon said: Very curious myself According to this thread, just a concussion and he's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 hours ago, whatdrought said: Also, how do they stand there looking at him for so long without trying to help? I don't think anybody wanted to take responsibility for a death. They didn't want to be part of a suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Moron is lucky he even cleared the pavement with his head or he would've died for sure. Who can even watch this kind of thing knowing even Marquise Goodwin probably wouldn't have made that jump. Even if by some miracle he did, this idiot thinks he can magically defy physics...He still would've had a horrible impact and still would've killed the 2 or 3 brain cells he had floating around in that noggin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, Binghamton Beast said: IMHO people will try to one-up this clown. Crap like this going viral only compounds the problem. 4 hours ago, Wayne Arnold said: The best part is when the table slowly and gently falls over on his unconscious body. Definitely had a 1 out of 10 for grace and a 10 out of 10 for style. He did technically succeed in breaking the table, albeit from the minor earthquake he caused from eating straight up $*** At this rate we're gonna see a video of a mob cheering on somebody jumping out of a helicopter from above the upper bowl onto a table made from a handful of toothpicks. 6 hours ago, KD in CA said: Is he wearing an OJ jersey? Hard to tell but I think it might be #32. Suicide technically counts as murder...Makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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