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Pretty meh imo

 

only funny part 

Frank Gore and T.J. Yeldon were added to the backfield just in case LeSean McCoy gets hurt and/or charged with sending a hired goon—possibly Dodson?—to beat up an ex-girlfriend. In a rare flash of sanity, Antonio Brown nixed a trade here because he listened to his conscience

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Fuse the best part of the 2018 Bills QB room together and it would still get easily outplayed by a suddenly overweight Colin Kaepernick.

 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, The Wiz said:

That peterman hype video is pretty much all they needed to put in the article for it to be funny.

 

 

That would have been 100x better, that video is hilarious. 

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These haven't been as good this year as in the past.  I remember gut wrenching laughter in the past...this year not so much.  However the user comment about JA's arm being slightly less accurate than a North Korean ballistic missile was pretty funny

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5 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

Just ok...was expecting better. Maybe these are only funny when it's about other teams? Or have the Bills reached some meta- irrelevancy zeitgeist where even WYTS satire is meh? wtf

I think this board is funnier

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8 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

Just ok...was expecting better. Maybe these are only funny when it's about other teams? Or have the Bills reached some meta- irrelevancy zeitgeist where even WYTS satire is meh? wtf

 

Trying to step aside, I really felt it was pretty mediocre laced with occasional spurts of just mean 

Deadspin is capable of better.  I was expecting better.  This read as though it were written by a couple of posters here whom I shall not name.

So yeah, I guess the Bills have reached meta-irrelevancy zeitgeist where even the satire is mediocre

 

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2 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Trying to step aside, I really felt it was pretty mediocre laced with occasional spurts of just mean 

Deadspin is capable of better.  I was expecting better.  This read as though it were written by a couple of posters here whom I shall not name.

So yeah, I guess the Bills have reached meta-irrelevancy zeitgeist where even the satire is mediocre

 

Hopefully as the team improves so will the insults

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6 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Trying to step aside, I really felt it was pretty mediocre laced with occasional spurts of just mean 

Deadspin is capable of better.  I was expecting better.  This read as though it were written by a couple of posters here whom I shall not name.

So yeah, I guess the Bills have reached meta-irrelevancy zeitgeist where even the satire is mediocre

 

I agree, it was totally mailed in. I’m all for laughing at the team but they didn’t try very hard. And it’s like they have no idea about anything, considering they joked about Frazier getting canned ... ummm he’s the coordinator with the second ranked defense in the league. The other coordinator had the 31st ranked offense. At least get the insults right. 

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39 minutes ago, The Wiz said:

That peterman hype video is pretty much all they needed to put in the article for it to be funny.

 

Truly. I laughed at it when they posted it last year and it's even funnier now. "QB1" LOLOL the PR team did what they could.

 

Did not enjoy the read. Even the comments aren't as funny as they have been.

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Once again, the comments are far funnier than the script.

 

‘Josh’s arm is slightly less accurate than a North Korean ballistic missile. He’ll be our poor man’s RGIII, always on the sideline in crutches or a walking boot, full of unfulfilled potential. It’s like the school valedictorian that gets paralyzed by a drunk driver the summer before starting medical school, except the Bills are the drunk driver.’

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For a guy who does one for all 32 teams, these are incredibly well done. Drew Magary is an excellent writer. Sure, there's some predictability there, but the only thing more predictable is butt-hurt fans on this board crapping over it under the guise of lacking originality.

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“That’s what happens to people when they arrive in Buffalo. They land at the airport, survey the frozen and windswept barrens, hear “Name” playing on a loop at the local wing joint, and instinctively want to flee.”

 

I have to admit this line got a laugh out of me. Drew does good work for having to cover all 32 teams.

 

...plus we crushed his Vikings last year. Might be a little bitter still lol

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Watching the Bills every year is like bearing witness to an isolated tribe living in the Aleutian island chain, where kids trek to school in snowshoes and their parents swill paint thinner while carving tally marks into a nearby wooden plank with a bowie knife to count down the days until it’s time to reconvene with the Lord. The Bills are a portrait of despair. I don’t even like thinking about them. I was in coma for two weeks last winter and the nicest thing about it was that I never once thought of the Bills. Now I’m alive again and just the IDEA of the Bills still existing makes me yearn to be eaten by a frost bear and sent back into the great blackness, where all is quiet and Cole Beasley doesn’t exist.”

 

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Clicking on this thread I was hoping for a good laugh, because you know, funny is as funny does, but noooooo,  not even funny.... disappointed, guess i’ll Get. Myself a beer ? 

 

Go Bills!!!

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This was better than the last two years, but it was still not as great as when the series first came out. Maybe it's just because it's nothing we don't already say to/about ourselves already. We get overhyped, we break tables, and the team is usually mediocre. The city is cold. Just the same jokes retreaded.

 

This fan comment made me laugh though. 

 

"F**k Sean McDermott’s phony, psalm-spewing, flag-humping, troop-sniffing, Ron Howard-looking ass. All of his ginger mean mugs and aggressive clapping do not impress Bill Belichick."

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Man, I usually look forward to these for a good laugh, but the Bills one just isn't funny.  Ok, make fun of Peterman, make fun of "the process", and make fun of Buffalo itself.

 

He's running out of ideas.

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There were some great jabs in there, and the fan submissions were fun. Magary is losing some of his edge, though. Maybe it's just kind of run it's course, like any other act.

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4 minutes ago, sodbuster said:

There were some great jabs in there, and the fan submissions were fun. Magary is losing some of his edge, though. Maybe it's just kind of run it's course, like any other act.

I wonder if he actually wrote this one, or if he had someone else do it. Because the others before it were pretty good. 

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1 hour ago, 4_kidd_4 said:

Hard to keep the concept fresh in general, but in the author’s defense, not much has really changed here in 20 years besides the names.

 

 

 

Exactly. My buddy who is a giants fan loves this year’s edition because the giants have given guys like Magary a LOT of ammo lately. 

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