Royale with Cheese Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) For me, it was a gun wrack. My girl bought it for me. I told her that I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Edited December 21, 2018 by Royale with Cheese 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty the Dustmop Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: For me, it was a gun wrack. My girl bought it for me. I told her that I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Mount it in your pick up truck and fill it with baseball bats and axe handles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Growing up every year during the day time on Christmas Eve we went to a family(including extended family) party for my Mom's best friend and there was a relative there that gave me one of those giant Popcorn Tins full of Caramel Popcorn every year...I hate Caramel Popcorn. This was during the childhood years where Christmas gifts were supposed to be fun and exciting and kick ass toys, I just always remember hating getting those damn popcorn tins every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: For me, it was a gun wrack. My girl bought it for me. I told her that I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? Better question, is the girlfriend still around? Worked with a guy, and his wife bought "him" one of those little white foo-foo dogs. He named the dog "Chainsaw," because that's' really what he wanted. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 The first time I met my father in law, my wife (then girlfriend) and I got hotel rooms for us and my future in-laws at The Turning Stone Casino. We exchanged gifts after dinner, and my Father in law gave me a box full of random car maintainance stuff (e.g., lock de-icer, windshield washer fluid, brake fluid, zip ties, etc...). Still don’t quite know what to make of that. He is now been deceased 7 or 8 years. Great guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: The first time I met my father in law, my wife (then girlfriend) and I got hotel rooms for us and my future in-laws at The Turning Stone Casino. We exchanged gifts after dinner, and my Father in law gave me a box full of random car maintainance stuff (e.g., lock de-icer, windshield washer fluid, brake fluid, zip ties, etc...). Still don’t quite know what to make of that. He is now been deceased 7 or 8 years. Great guy. He obviously thought you didn’t take good care of your vehicle ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just now, Buffalo716 said: He obviously thought you didn’t take good care of your vehicle ? He never met me before. Maybe my wife told him ? I honestly struggle at putting air in my tires and filling up my windshield washer thing ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: He never met me before. Maybe my wife told him ? I honestly struggle at putting air in my tires and filling up my windshield washer thing ? Well I first was gonna say he obviously didn’t think highly of you lol which is cool because nobody would be good enough for my daughter either lol i would have bought you a fleshlight ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: For me, it was a gun wrack. My girl bought it for me. I told her that I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? How much you want for that gun rack? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 My wife's pregnancy results. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 In recent memory I’d say a photo of myself. I have a big head as is and this shot just magnified that issue. The thought was nice though The same relative gave me a Bills hat I always though the same XMas ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 An ugly wool sweater from a girl I was casually dating at the time. I think we went on one or two more dates and then never saw each other again. (Not because of the sweater.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 A girl I had been seeing for about three weeks got me one of those multi-frame things you put photos of your family in and hang on the wall...all with photos of herself except for one which was the only photo of the two of us that existed. Anyway I saw her for a couple more months but she only ever got my burner phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Another Fan said: In recent memory I’d say a photo of myself. I have a big head as is and this shot just magnified that issue. The thought was nice though The same relative gave me a Bills hat I always though the same XMas ? You realize how hard it is to find a a ‘3XL’ hat?...? Edited December 21, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: A girl I had been seeing for about three weeks got me one of those multi-frame things you put photos of your family in and hang on the wall...all with photos of herself except for one which was the only photo of the two of us that existed. Anyway I saw her for a couple more months but she only ever got my burner phone number. Probably the right move there, Levi. Sounds like a strange bird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Probably the right move there, Levi. Sounds like a strange bird. That she was. She did a lot of the stereotypical crazy girl things: got mad when she saw my sister's name come up on my phone, showed up at places I told her I'd be with my friends, flipped out when she caught me hooking up with another girl, expected me to text her "good morning" every day, that sort of *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: That she was. She did a lot of the stereotypical crazy girl things: got mad when she saw my sister's name come up on my phone, showed up at places I told her I'd be with my friends, flipped out when she caught me hooking up with another girl, expected me to text her "good morning" every day, that sort of *****. Psycho.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 I shouldn't complain because my in-laws are actually pretty great, all things considered, but their gift giving skills could use some work--namely, every year by October sometime, they badger me into giving them a Christmas wish list (and I mean badger), and I inevitably look up what I emailed the year before, and basically cut and paste the same list over and over. Then on Christmas, I get something completely off the list. I mean, not even close! Like clockwork, and it's nothing I would've asked for. But again, please don't take this the wrong way--they are great in-laws and if this is the most I can complain about them, then I feel like I'm doing pretty good . 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: The first time I met my father in law, my wife (then girlfriend) and I got hotel rooms for us and my future in-laws at The Turning Stone Casino. We exchanged gifts after dinner, and my Father in law gave me a box full of random car maintainance stuff (e.g., lock de-icer, windshield washer fluid, brake fluid, zip ties, etc...). Still don’t quite know what to make of that. He is now been deceased 7 or 8 years. Great guy. That's a classic. Coincidentally, my wife's grandmother, the first time I met her at their family Christmas party after dating my wife for about 4-5 months at that point, gives me a ratchet set, saying everyone there was getting a gift, including me as the new guy. I'm probably even worse with tools than you are Johnny, trust me. My wife and I still laugh about it to this day as the set collects dust in the garage...but the thought was nice! She was a sweetheart right up until her passing several years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 worst present...nothing...from my girlfriend, said she will make up for it on valentines day. Well dont bother you be around then lol 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 I grew my hair long and my Grandfather got me Byrlcream for Christmas that year. I had no idea what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, mrags said: How much you want for that gun rack? Next on the gun rack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: For me, it was a gun wrack. My girl bought it for me. I told her that I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? If your girl’s rack was disappointing for you, maybe someone else would enjoy playing with it? ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) My sister liked to give me gag gifts for a while.....this was one of them. This one was more useful: Edited December 22, 2018 by KD in CA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 16 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Probably the right move there, Levi. Sounds like a strange bird. you ever meet Levi? Strange Bird would still be out of his league. Bat Chit crazy??? that's more in his wheelhouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 When I was younger, around 10 I think, my parents got me a hard hat with a rotating light on top. I think I only wore it once, that Christmas morning. It was like this pic but yellow. https://www.amazon.com/Funny-Party-Hats-Fireman-Hat/dp/B01G8MBD4U/ref=asc_df_B01G8MBD4U/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309813568978&hvpos=1o4&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1913840288314658462&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9051925&hvtargid=pla-568921425024&psc=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 It was the usual White Elephant Christmas Exchange. Remember I said While Elephant. A can of spotted dick.( @Chef Jim will verify that I'm not just making something up ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Well, did they include the white custard sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 6 hours ago, CowgirlsFan said: It was the usual White Elephant Christmas Exchange. Remember I said While Elephant. A can of spotted dick.( @Chef Jim will verify that I'm not just making something up ) Don’t bring me into your weird Christmas gifts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Ask me on 12/26. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 When I was a kid, I asked my folks for a new pair of pants and something to play with. They kept asking me what else I wanted, and all I could think of was a new pair of pants and something to play with. Christmas morning came and I opened up my gift... a new pair of jeans with the crotch cut out of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, Nanker said: Christmas morning came and I opened up my gift... a new pair of jeans with the crotch cut out of them. The capital ‘w’ key on your device is stuck. When you type ‘W’, it shows as ‘N’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 I just saw a commercial for this Flushin Frenzy That’s so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 23 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said: I just saw a commercial for this Flushin Frenzy That’s so wrong. That is brilliant, TAKE MY MONEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/23/2018 at 11:09 AM, ShadyBillsFan said: I just saw a commercial for this Flushin Frenzy That’s so wrong. Did you see the early Better Call Saul episode when he was considering patent law....and the talking toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 This not received, but given.....a great big metal CocaCola sign to my wife so she can hang it in the garage. I made a mental note when she mentioned wanting one months ago. Odd as hell, but I get points for remembering. Sadly, though I ordered in November, and it was shipped a week ago, it’s not due to arrive until Thursday. So instead I got her a case of Coke, which she doesn’t drink, as a placeholder. Nothing says Merry Christmas more than a case of sugar and caffeine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Augie said: Nothing says Merry Christmas more than a case of sugar and caffeine! Wouldn’t she rather be a Pepper, too? * (aka ‘prune pop’. ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 It sort of begs the question if someone gives you something you don't like or won't use tell them or not. You never know how people will react if you dislike their gifts but you don't want to keep getting the same thing. Guess just depends on the dynamics of the friendship/family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 This year my MIL sent me 2 identical Michigan T shirts...nice shirts, I loved them but thought it was some kind of mistake...my wife then explained to me that she meant to do that....apparently when she really likes something she buys 2 of them....weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSHMEAB Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 My grandmother was the worst gift giver. She'd scour bargain racks and get us all like 100 things that all sucked. We'd have a competition every year for worst/best gift. My all time favorite had to be a flag pole with no flag. I think that was for one of my brothers so I can't technically claim it as my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefan66 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Plug in the cigarette lighter ice scraper from the wifey. One of those BS Christmas gifts JCPenneys stocks in the aisle around Xmas. Easier to just put the defrosters on for a few minutes. Thing was useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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