stevestojan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) I am a HORRIFIC gambler. I would lose a bet on how many times a broken clock was right in a day. So, to take one for the team, I put $250 on 3-team money line parlay for Jags, Steelers, Dolphins. There’s zero chance I win. The payout is $1,374. So, in summary, I just paid $250 for the Bills to make the playoffs. (And yes, to hedge the emotional breakdown with a grand to have fun with if the worst happens). I didn’t say I was emotionally healthy. Edited January 6 by stevestojan 5 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I put 1/50th into the same thing and I bet I get just as much satisfaction as you will. 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 (edited) 13 minutes ago, WotAGuy said: I put 1/50th into the same thing and I bet I get just as much satisfaction as you will. 🤣🤣 Ok, between WotAGuy and I, we’re up to $255 to see the bills in the playoffs. What are the rest of you doing? Edited January 6 by stevestojan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 oh you know..... The usual. 5 4 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 3 minutes ago, stevestojan said: Ok, between WotAGuy and I, we’re up to $255 to see the bills in the playoffs. What are the rest of you doing? PS: I’d post a picture of my slip if this site allowed for uploads larger than 6 pixels. https://www.simpleimageresizer.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Success Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I plan to wear my luckiest shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Weirdly enough, we put up a Bills flag on gameday throughout the season then take it down the next day for the U.S. flag. Same thing with the OSU flag(OKlahoma). With the way the season was going after the Kansas City game we kind of ended up just leaving it up there.....been working out so far. 🤷♂️ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I will wear my lucky socks tomorrow. And my shirt from '93 that is only a tiny bit tight. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan in Cleveland Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I'm flying to Miami and sitting in club level seats to cheer my team on!!! Go Bills!!! 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I gave that kid the lighter at Tyreeks house 2 1 13 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 Just now, TBBills Fan said: I gave that kid the lighter at Tyreeks house Jesus Christ…. too soon? 😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I’m creating a new strain of Vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 Just now, Dr.Sack said: I’m creating a new strain of Vid. I hate socializing so thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Someone needs to take one for the team and start betting $5000 on our opponents. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, Warcodered said: Someone needs to take one for the team and start betting $5000 on our opponents. TBD joint-crowd fund effort. All members split the Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted January 6 Author Share Posted January 6 13 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Someone needs to take one for the team and start betting $5000 on our opponents. So, by my math, that’s only $100k to guarantee a SB. SDS needs to start charging more for ad space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 43 minutes ago, stevestojan said: I am a HORRIFIC gambler. I would lose a bet on how many times a broken clock was right in a day. This is a great line. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TailgateChef Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 $100 on the Dolphins. Keeping the big losing bets for the playoffs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 A lot of drinking starting around 6ish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17islongenough Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Entering the pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goin Breakdown Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I've put glue on Diggs, Davis, Kincaid, Knox and Cooks gloves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 5 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: This is a great line. …..can you give me a hint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stads Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 minute ago, Augie said: …..can you give me a hint? Ask whether it's a 24 hour clock before making the bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 16 minutes ago, wppete said: A lot of drinking starting around 6ish. 6 am. There’s a fine line between Saturday Night, and Sunday Morning. Have fun Pete. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 42 minutes ago, boyst said: I will wear my lucky socks tomorrow. And my shirt from '93 that is only a tiny bit tight. Pics as or it didn’t happen… 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 8 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: Ask whether it's a 24 hour clock before making the bet. OK, all this complicated stuff is why I stay away from gambling. 😂 I saw The Sting as a kid! I trust nothing! Great movie, btw. But golfers are the worst about gambling! If you tell them up front you plan to cheat on every hole, that seems to tame their eagerness, and get you some funny looks. It’s fun to mess with guys some time. But I’m not above an occasional foot wedge. 5 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: 6 am. There’s a fine line between Saturday Night, and Sunday Morning. Have fun Pete. This is where airport bars come in, especially major airports. There is zero judgement of people sitting at an airport bar at any time of the day or night. Those darn delayed layovers! 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Taking a dump. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Going to wear my Oliver jersey all day long on Sunday. Usually has a pretty good win rate when I wear it. 🤞 🤞 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 6 minutes ago, Negan said: Going to wear my Oliver jersey all day long on Sunday. Usually has a pretty good win rate when I wear it. 🤞 🤞 OK, here is mine: I will not be attending. They have a miserable win rate when I am present in the last couple of decades. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 2 minutes ago, Augie said: OK, here is mine: I will not be attending. They have a miserable win rate when I am present in the last couple of decades. Bad mojo Augster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Just now, machine gun kelly said: Bad mojo Augster. I have applied to the Fitzy School of Black Magic to see if there might be an on-line or in-person course I can take to correct this. I prefer in person learning, but I have a slight fear I might get lost in his beard or chest hair and never be seen again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 12 minutes ago, Augie said: OK, here is mine: I will not be attending. They have a miserable win rate when I am present in the last couple of decades. We appreciate you doing your part big time, more than you know haha 🤣😂! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 3 minutes ago, Negan said: We appreciate you doing your part big time, more than you know haha 🤣😂! If we could start a fund to get everyone to pitch in for my stay home expenses, that would be a decent start. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 NOTHING. After four straight Super Bowls, NOTHING WORKS so I just watch the games and hope! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshAllin Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 (edited) I also made a bet bills no playoffs, but I am feeling good either steelers or jags lose and if that doesn't happen pretty confident bills win Edited January 6 by motorj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 1 hour ago, TBBills Fan said: I gave that kid the lighter at Tyreeks house I've hired Shane Stant to take a whack at Tyreek's ankle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I've done my "May the Dolphins get food poisoning and have explosive diarrhea during the game" dance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoonerBillsFan Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 I lost Tonya Harding's number. I was gonna have her introduce herself to Tua before the game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicAndKnuckles Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 An 8 ball 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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