new tradition. Patriots week: LIMERICKS

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

There once was a coach named Bill B

Who saw the Bills a win free

But along came right Josh

Put Bill in a mosh

And filled Bill B's pant legs with pee

 

 

(I'll leave this to you ppl, I'm definitely more of a haiku guy)

 

Edited October 17, 2023 by Pine Barrens Mafia

[birdo67]

(migrated from the other thread)

There once was a team that just cheated
But now their fans mostly stay seated
They're back in football hell
And everything's well
The new Bills field will be heated

[WotAGuy]

There once was a team from Nantucket 

Who Bills fans said could **** it. 
The End. 

[BuffaloBillyG]

There once was a QB named Brady

Who sat when he peed like a lady

But now they have Mac

Who can't lead their attack

And tends to cry like a baby

[djp14150]

There once was a coach called Bellicheat

hed do anything to not get a defeat

film from behind the wall

soften the ball

now it looks he gets thrown out by the feet

 

[Freddie's Dead]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose arm was so strong he could chuck it

'til a game in Buffalo

the crowd threw a Billdo

and Tommy did grab it and ***** it

 

aye yaye yaye yaye.....

Edited October 17, 2023 by Freddie's Dead

[K-9]

While Bob Kraft keeps intending 

Another strip mall happy ending

His starting QB named Mac

Keeps playing like a sad sac

So Bob’s massage is still pending

 

[boyst]

i met a guy named joe

who's new name we may know

he started a thread about rhyming

i gave it a try but don't have the timing

so i will just think about this weeks game

against a team that's gave us great shame

once led by a douchebag named brady

who once left his girlfriend, a pregnant lady

he was a cheater and a liar

but yet, his pants were never on fire

they have moved on to Mac

who just isn't a very good quarterback

to offer his team a "w"

so they may go with someone new

it will all depend on the evil hooded man

which upon this whole legacy began

when he got lucky with that f*cking prick

f*ck the patriots, they make me sick

[Don Otreply]

There was once a man from Nantucket…, 

[SydneyBillsFan]

There was a young Pat from Boston

Who took out his balls to wash 'em

His wife said "now Mac,

Please put them back,

Or just like the Bills, I'll squash 'em"

 

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

8 minutes ago, K-9 said:

While Bob Kraft keeps intending 

Another strip mall happy ending

His starting QB named Mac

Keeps playing like a sad sac

So Bob’s massage is still pending

 

 

YES

 

This is the content I crave

 

[Sestak4ever]

There once was a coach named Billy

Who would tickle his quarterback’s willy

When Brady was gone,

the coach sang a new song

And now his win record is totally nilly!

[K-9]

While Mac Jones is not from Nantucket

And his noodle arm simply can’t chuck it

He still wipes his chin

With a satisfied grin
Because he’s so proud of his talent to suck it

[Dr.Sack]

There once was a franchise in Mass

Their coach & QB cheated & acted like  asses

The owner wanted a happy ending

Their record started dipping 

Coz their QB throws pick 6’s

 

[TampaBillsJunkie]

13 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

 

YES

This is the content I crave

There once was an owner named Craft
Who liked massages that end on his shaft

But he can't get no happy
When his team is so crappy
And the suck comes from the QB he'd draft.
 

[SinceThe70s]

The Pats have a QB named Mac
Who sucks every time he drops back
That smug little clown
Will be wearing a frown
On Sunday when he's under attack

[RobbRiddick]

I knew an old man named Bill B

He grew an impressive coach tree

But his son was dumb sh*t

All he could grow was a mullet

And he looks like a chimp doing speed

 

[EasternOHBillsFan]

There once was a winning team from Foxboro

Whose management was not very thorough

Draft after draft

Belichick was trusted by Kraft

Now they are absolute zeros

[WhoTom]

There once was a New England team

Who owned the division, it seemed

Then along came a Josh

Who put the kibosh

On the once entitled regime.

 

 

[BRH]

There once was a team from New England 

Who were led by a bunch of ding’lings

Kraft was in love with Brady

Billy was nothing but shady

And now they’re a circus like Ringling’s

 

 

Edited October 17, 2023 by BRH

[4merper4mer]

Mac Jones getting worse

Bill B is on borrowed time

Zappe hour arrives

Edited October 18, 2023 by 4merper4mer

[Draconator]

There once was a GM named Bill

Who coached the guys and they thrilled

But the GM drafted poorly

And signed Tight Ends a plenty

Now the fans are feeling unfulfilled

 

[Beck Water]

The Pats team once knew great Success

Right now they're a bit of a mess

Their coach, named Bill B

ruled football with Brady

"It's harder with Mac", he'll confess

 

[stevewin]

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters F the Cheaters

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters F the Cheaters

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters 

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters 

F the Cheaters F the Cheaters F the Cheaters

[jimmynunn]

Their coach  was constantly rule bending

And their  owner paid for a happy ending

Their new quarterback's crappy

Barely better better than Zappe

And no longer are the Pats contending.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

14 minutes ago, jimmynunn said:

Their coach  was constantly rule bending

And their  owner paid for a happy ending

Their new quarterback's crappy

Barely better better than Zappe

And no longer are the Pats contending.

Excellent 

[Mojo44]

There was a team called the Pats*
Who cheated like a family of rats

They kept things afloat 

Til they gave up the goat 

And then they got handed their hats

[ColoradoBills]

Here lies the body of coach Billy B.

"Retired" from football before age seventy-three.

For 20 years he won with Tom Brady.

All he has left, is a song from "the fat lady!"

 

[jethro_tull]

Hickory dickory dock

Coach Bill was watching the clock

The Bills pulled out the win

And Bill took it on the chin

Of this all New England will mock.......

 

 

[The Jokeman]

There once was a team owner named Kraft

Who thought he got a great QB in the draft

Instead he got Mac Jones

and WRs with hands of stones

Which gave all other team's fans a good reason to laugh

Edited October 18, 2023 by The Jokeman

[H2o]

There once was a team always cheating

Deflated balls, video taping, they were needing

A rub with a tug

Getting some Asian Spa love

Now the team's not the only thing taking a beating

 

 

[Blackbeard]

I vote this Topic of the Year!

 

Well done!

[dollars 2 donuts]

 

 

 

There once a team called the Patriots

Who were as trustworthy as Judas Iscariot

They lied and they lied,

As they tried and they tried

Hoping to get Bayless to parrot it.

 

 

 

[K-9]

In the land of chowder, beans, and Revere

Pats fans have less and less reason to cheer

There is no place for hope 

And they can’t seem to cope

Knowing the dynasty’s end is here