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By Tim Harmston - October 22, 2022

 

When I was a grade-schooler, I was very good at getting out of my homework or faking like I was sick, especially when I had a big math test the next day.

When I told my mom I had a fever and couldn’t go to class, she’d put a thermometer under my tongue. But when she left the room, I would put it on the heat register so it would get super hot. One time this caused me to have a temperature of 107.5 degrees. Whatever excuse it took to get out of my test, no matter how outrageous or improbable, I would try it.

https://zonecoverage.com/2022/packers/the-packers-should-try-to-skip-the-bills-game/

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16 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

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By Tim Harmston - October 22, 2022

 

When I was a grade-schooler, I was very good at getting out of my homework or faking like I was sick, especially when I had a big math test the next day.

When I told my mom I had a fever and couldn’t go to class, she’d put a thermometer under my tongue. But when she left the room, I would put it on the heat register so it would get super hot. One time this caused me to have a temperature of 107.5 degrees. Whatever excuse it took to get out of my test, no matter how outrageous or improbable, I would try it.

https://zonecoverage.com/2022/packers/the-packers-should-try-to-skip-the-bills-game/

 

It was Rodgers experience with Ayahuasca that allowed him to levitate the ball like that. 

 

 

 

Or, at least…..that’s what he thought. 

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1 hour ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.

 

I don't really care. We are a far better team and Josh Allen is looking to bury them after what they did to him his rookie year.

 

Let Rodgers get all riled up. Crushing someone when they are at their best is even better. They realize it's futile.

 

Allen also has a career 108.5 QB rating in prime time night games.

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49 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

The Packers only have themselves to blame, playing some horrible football right now.

 

 

I’m actually surprised by how horrible their defense has been. There’s no excuse for it with all the talent they have on that side of the ball. Just bad coaching with no adjustments. Seems like the DBs have checked out.

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I normally don't trust middle-aged men with haircuts like that but it was an entertaining read.

"Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat."

We don't have beat writers who can do that. 

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48 minutes ago, I am the egg man said:

So the writers parents believed their kid had a 107.5 temp?

 

Skipping out of exams was the least of his worries as a kid.

 

Fred tried that in a Flintstones episode. Didn't work out well.

 

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1 hour ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.

If trying to win a second Super Bowl and salvage his diminishing legacy as a player who can win doesn't motivate Rodgers, I doubt that some bon mots from a guy called Tim Harmston will. 

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3 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

Fred tried that in a Flintstones episode. Didn't work out well.

 

Marge Simpson: Homer, your boss called and said If you don’t come to work on Friday, then just stay at home on Monday. 
Homer: Ya-hoo 4 day weekend. 

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The Packers are a dangerous team.  We could come out a little flat off the bye and Rodgers has the ability to play on an insane level.  However, the talent levels are just a mismatch. It could get ugly, but I won't be shocked if the game is competitive for a half. 

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3 minutes ago, Bills2022 said:

The Packers are a dangerous team.  We could come out a little flat off the bye and Rodgers has the ability to play on an insane level.  However, the talent levels are just a mismatch. It could get ugly, but I won't be shocked if the game is competitive for a half. 

Honk honk

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Bills2022 said:

The Packers are a dangerous team.  We could come out a little flat off the bye and Rodgers has the ability to play on an insane level.  However, the talent levels are just a mismatch. It could get ugly, but I won't be shocked if the game is competitive for a half. 


So, you just covered it all. 

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1 hour ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.

It's a comedian from Wisconsin.

 

Not media affiliate at all, just a guy talking that was quoted. 

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1 hour ago, I am the egg man said:

So the writers parents believed their kid had a 107.5 temp?

 

Skipping out of exams was the least of his worries as a kid.

I got up to 106 when I had meningitis when I was little. That temp makes you have really really interesting dreams/hallucinations.

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7 minutes ago, HOUSE said:

Jerry Sullivan is a comedian too, you have something against comedians ?

Jerry is media affiliated though.  😝

 

And at least Tim is funny with his comments about the Bills/Packers.

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2 hours ago, HOUSE said:

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By Tim Harmston - October 22, 2022

 

When I was a grade-schooler, I was very good at getting out of my homework or faking like I was sick, especially when I had a big math test the next day.

When I told my mom I had a fever and couldn’t go to class, she’d put a thermometer under my tongue. But when she left the room, I would put it on the heat register so it would get super hot. One time this caused me to have a temperature of 107.5 degrees. Whatever excuse it took to get out of my test, no matter how outrageous or improbable, I would try it.

https://zonecoverage.com/2022/packers/the-packers-should-try-to-skip-the-bills-game/

This article is stupid but Tim Harmston has some really freaking good stand up sets if anyone's bored. 

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3 hours ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.

 

Yeah, I'm thinking about the day we beat the Vikings in Josh's first year.  Any given Sunday....

 

But frankly, I'm at "the Bills can stop the Bills".  If the Bills do their jobs and don't ***** up, I don't think Aaron Rodgers and the Packers have it in them. 

 

Gonna be interested to see the Packers game this week, with Wentz going on IR and so forth.

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3 hours ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.

 

Your sarcasm sensor needs some adjustment. This was the intention of the piece. It was published on a Packers fan site.

 

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3 hours ago, Mr. Irrelevant said:

Until they win the Super Bowl, the Bills will always have the debacle in Jacksonville in the rear view mirror.

When they return to the field against the Packers, they will be rested, nearly 100% recovered, and fully motivated.  And at home.

This game will get ugly, fast.

Are there any threads where Posters aren’t reminded of the Hags game ?

 

 I gotta believe posters are doing this intentionally now just to be the first in each thread lol

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It is a lot different thinking about being THAT team to beat.

 

"Don't blink" is so true.

 

Top teams want to get that leg up on seeding and looking for any edge ala KC.

 

Bottom tier and under-performing teams will see the Bills as that one game that can salvage their reputation. They will take chances and risks because they have less to lose.

 

Up and coming teams with new found success this season will be looking for that validation that they have turned the corner and belong in the same conversation.

 

Basically, every team is gunning for our Bills and they are going to get their best shot each game.

 

The price of being on top. Our best vs your best and let's see who earns the victory.

 

 

 

 

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6. The Packers could let defensive coordinator Joe Barry navigate the team bus to the Bills’ stadium through game-day traffic, causing the team to miss the kickoff because he failed to make adjustments along the way.

 

Funny line.  And it indicates the Bills' second half dominance will continue.

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12 hours ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.

 

The Bills are gonna crush Green Bay. Does that make you feel better?

 

11 hours ago, Nephilim17 said:

If trying to win a second Super Bowl and salvage his diminishing legacy as a player who can win doesn't motivate Rodgers, I doubt that some bon mots from a guy called Tim Harmston will. 

 

Agreed. Rodgers should have retired 2 years ago and spent his energy mending fences with family members and working on his putting.

 

10 hours ago, boater said:

I hope the Packers beat up on the Commanders tomorrow. It would be nice to face an over-confident team with false hopes of victory.

 

It's not going to matter if Green Bay is overconfident, underconfident, has a chip on their shoulder, their backs against the wall, a gun to their heads, is a team on a mission, has their manhood questioned, is a team of destiny, or any other motivation/imperative/mandate.

 

They're gonna get their asses kicked by the Bills.

 

They should definitely call in sick to work.

 

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16 hours ago, Bills2022 said:

The Packers are a dangerous team.  We could come out a little flat off the bye and Rodgers has the ability to play on an insane level.  However, the talent levels are just a mismatch. It could get ugly, but I won't be shocked if the game is competitive for a half. 


You’re a funny guy..

 

 

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18 hours ago, Ed_Formerly_of_Roch said:

Quotes like this can only tend to motivate the Packers.  Wish these guys would keep quite, but at least it didn't come out of Buffalo media.


Agreed…we’ve all seen time and time again head coaches post on their team’s bulletin board article’s from local comedians who write totally inane columns meant to entertain impact actual games.  We are f’d.  Can’t these comedians be stopped??

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17 hours ago, Nephilim17 said:

I normally don't trust middle-aged men with haircuts like that but it was an entertaining read.

"Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat."

We don't have beat writers who can do that. 

They all post on TBD

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16 hours ago, BruceVilanch said:

I got up to 106 when I had meningitis when I was little. That temp makes you have really really interesting dreams/hallucinations.

 

As a kid, I had a fever like that.  One of the blankets laying on me had tassels.  I was sure the tassels were maggots and they were squirming around.  I held my breath to make sure it wasn't me making them move but they kept squirming.  

 

Anyway, I appreciated the utter defeatism of this Packer fan/comedian.  

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