great line in a song- your up

[Doc]

2 hours ago, WhoTom said:

But the best line from that song is:

 

"Big bottom drives me out of my mind. How could I leave this behind?"

 

There are a lot of great lines from that song.

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

I ain't gotta see my ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours

[SinceThe70s]

Grey would be the color if I had a heart

[snafu]

She walks like Bo Diddly and she don’t need no crutch.

 

Bob Dylan — From a Buick 6 

 

 

 

Edited May 27, 2020 by snafu

[TroutDog]

“So understand
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
Face up, make your stand
And realize you're living in the golden years!”
 

Adrian Smith, Iron Maiden

“If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a fool 'cause it's a case of do or die
Out there is a fortune waiting to be had
If you think I'll let you go you're mad
You've got another thing comin'”

 

Judas Priest

 

[PastaJoe]

“When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose”

 

”You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright, Oh and that’s alright with me”

“The movement you need is on your shoulder”

[Pete]

You need something to make it known
That it's you and no one else that owns
That spot that yer standing, that space that you're sitting
That the world ain't got you beat
That it ain't got you licked
It can't get you crazy no matter how many
Times you might get kicked

[WhoTom]

1 hour ago, Limeaid said:

 

I did not know they were Miracle Whip fans.....

 

Well, Devo is short for Deevolution, so you can draw your own conclusions about their preferred sandwich spread.

 

[Augie]

2 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

Well, Devo is short for Deevolution, so you can draw your own conclusions about their preferred sandwich spread.

 

 

@Seasons1992 needs to hear this. This is up there with @Royale with Cheese wanting ranch with his wings. I’m not big on shunning folks, but there should be limits. Are we living in a civilized society? 

[Mark Vader]

1 hour ago, Limeaid said:

 

I did not know they were Miracle Whip fans.....

You sure it's not Cool Whip?

[muppy]

If dreams were thunder
Lightning was desire
This old house it would've burned down
A long time ago

[Royale with Cheese]

32 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

@Seasons1992 needs to hear this. This is up there with @Royale with Cheese wanting ranch with his wings. I’m not big on shunning folks, but there should be limits. Are we living in a civilized society? 

Boneless wings, lemon pepper dry rub or teriyaki sauce with ranch.  That’s a mans meal.

[Augie]

4 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Boneless wings, lemon pepper dry rub or teriyaki sauce with ranch.  That’s a mans meal.

This sounds like a challenge, but a good therapist might be helpful. Teriyaki with ranch? Have you bumped your head? 

 

I’m not questioning your gender thing here. We’re all good with whatever on that front. We support you! Best of luck going forward. Let us know if you need flowers after your surgery. 

 

 

[T&C]

"It is the scent of garlic that lingers on my chocolate fingers..."

[Buftex]

"The dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behind
When the here and the hereafter momentarily align
See the need to speed into the lead suddenly declined
The dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behind

 

And as much as we might like to seize the reel and hit rewind
Or quicken our pursuit of what we're guaranteed to find
When the dying's finally done and the suffering subsides
All the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behind
All the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behind"

 

Purple Mountains "Nights That Won't Happen"

[SinceThe70s]

He's a different color but we're the same kid
I will treat him like my brother he will treat me like his

[Royale with Cheese]

58 minutes ago, Augie said:

This sounds like a challenge, but a good therapist might be helpful. Teriyaki with ranch? Have you bumped your head? 

 

I’m not questioning your gender thing here. We’re all good with whatever on that front. We support you! Best of luck going forward. Let us know if you need flowers after your surgery. 

 

 

I don’t pee sitting down.

[Taro T]

9 hours ago, Wacka said:

What do you want from life?

Well, you can't have that, but
If you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool
A microwave oven--don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry!
A Gucci shoetree!
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
Rosemary's baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador
A new mastadon
A Maverick
A Mustang
A Montego
A Merc Montclair
A Mark IV
A meteor
A Mercedes
An MG
Or a Malibu?
A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati
A Mac truck
A Mazda
A new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago 
Hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding
A Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
Or
A baby's arm holding an apple?

 

Hey!

 

[Taro T]

2 men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.

[Seasons1992]

13 hours ago, Augie said:

 

@Seasons1992 needs to hear this. This is up there with @Royale with Cheese wanting ranch with his wings. I’m not big on shunning folks, but there should be limits. Are we living in a civilized society? 

 

@Royale with Cheese rips at the fabric of wing etiquette. I simply like MW, which has more flavor than mayo. Apples and elephants, y'all.

[Royale with Cheese]

She loved him, yeah, she don't want to leave this way
She feeds him, yeah, that's why she'll be back again

7 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

@Royale with Cheese rips at the fabric of wing etiquette. I simply like MW, which has more flavor than mayo. Apples and elephants, y'all.

Expand your mind.

[Doc]

“Roll-poly fishheads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with oriental women. Yeah.” - Barnes & Barnes

Edited May 28, 2020 by Doc

[Steve O]

 

 

[OGTEleven]

21 hours ago, Taro T said:

2 men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong.

 

 

The guy is an absolute genius and has written hundreds of great lines. 

 

A phrase

Now hold your head up, Mason
See America lies there
The morning tide has raised
The capes of Delaware
Come up and feel the sun
A new morning is begun
Another day will make it clear
Why your stars should guide us here

 

Another

Well, if we go to heaven, and some say we don't
But if there's a reckoning day
Please God, I'll see You and maybe I won't
I've a bag packed to go either way

 

Keeping to just one line

'Cause I've run every red light on memory lane

[ExiledInIllinois]

"Lay me down in a field of flame and heather
Render up my body into the burning heart of God..."

 

"...I wanna rock your gypsy soul
Just like way back in the days of old
Then magnificently we will float
Into the mystic..."

 

[ExiledInIllinois]

"Hey mom, can I have some money?
The ice cream man is coming!..."

 

"...And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't we'll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies..."

[Pete]

all I wanted was a pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me

 

 

[Greybeard]

"Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest"

 

 

[Greg S]

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,
The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my hearts delight.
The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail,
And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail.

[Rico]

“S-L-U-T, she may be a slut, but she looks good to me.”

-Todd Rundgren

[Nextmanup]

"Folks lend a hand in a hell hole."

 

 

[Richmond_Bills]

I can't sleep and I lay and I think, the night is hot and black as ink, oooh god I need a drink of cool, cool rain....Sir Roger Daltrey

 

[Nanker]

"When I hold you in my arms

and I feel my finger on your trigger

 

I know nobody can do me no harm

because, happiness is a warm gun."

 

JL

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I know karate, voodoo too. I'm gonna make myself available to you.

 

[Pete]

So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me
He said son, son, you've gone too far
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do
Yeah!

[WhoTom]

2 hours ago, Richmond_Bills said:

I can't sleep and I lay and I think, the night is hot and black as ink, oooh god I need a drink of cool, cool rain....Sir Roger Daltrey

 

 

Great line, but two things:

 

1. Technically it's not "Sir Roger Daltrey," it's Roger Daltrey CBE.

2. Pete Townshend wrote the line; Roger sang it.

 

[RaoulDuke79]

Life's short and hard like a body building elf. Bloodhound Gang

[snafu]

I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

 

 

[DrW]

I can't see the lines I used to think I could read between
Perhaps my brains have turned to sand

 

Brian Eno

[Steve O]

into a dancer you have grown

from a seed somebody else has thrown

go on ahead and throw some seeds of your own

and somewhere between the time you arrive

and the time you go

may lie a reason you were alive

but you'll never know