Doc Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 hours ago, WhoTom said: But the best line from that song is: "Big bottom drives me out of my mind. How could I leave this behind?" There are a lot of great lines from that song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I ain't gotta see my ex-future-mother-in-law anymoreOh Lord, when it rains it pours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Grey would be the color if I had a heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) She walks like Bo Diddly and she don’t need no crutch. Bob Dylan — From a Buick 6 Edited May 27, 2020 by snafu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutDog Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 “So understandDon't waste your time always searching for those wasted yearsFace up, make your standAnd realize you're living in the golden years!” Adrian Smith, Iron Maiden “If you think I'll sit around as the world goes byYou're thinkin' like a fool 'cause it's a case of do or dieOut there is a fortune waiting to be hadIf you think I'll let you go you're madYou've got another thing comin'” Judas Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 “When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose” ”You ain’t a beauty but hey you’re alright, Oh and that’s alright with me” “The movement you need is on your shoulder” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 27, 2020 Author Share Posted May 27, 2020 You need something to make it knownThat it's you and no one else that ownsThat spot that yer standing, that space that you're sittingThat the world ain't got you beatThat it ain't got you lickedIt can't get you crazy no matter how manyTimes you might get kicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: I did not know they were Miracle Whip fans..... Well, Devo is short for Deevolution, so you can draw your own conclusions about their preferred sandwich spread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Well, Devo is short for Deevolution, so you can draw your own conclusions about their preferred sandwich spread. @Seasons1992 needs to hear this. This is up there with @Royale with Cheese wanting ranch with his wings. I’m not big on shunning folks, but there should be limits. Are we living in a civilized society? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: I did not know they were Miracle Whip fans..... You sure it's not Cool Whip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 If dreams were thunderLightning was desireThis old house it would've burned downA long time ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, Augie said: @Seasons1992 needs to hear this. This is up there with @Royale with Cheese wanting ranch with his wings. I’m not big on shunning folks, but there should be limits. Are we living in a civilized society? Boneless wings, lemon pepper dry rub or teriyaki sauce with ranch. That’s a mans meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: Boneless wings, lemon pepper dry rub or teriyaki sauce with ranch. That’s a mans meal. This sounds like a challenge, but a good therapist might be helpful. Teriyaki with ranch? Have you bumped your head? I’m not questioning your gender thing here. We’re all good with whatever on that front. We support you! Best of luck going forward. Let us know if you need flowers after your surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 "It is the scent of garlic that lingers on my chocolate fingers..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 "The dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behindWhen the here and the hereafter momentarily alignSee the need to speed into the lead suddenly declinedThe dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behind And as much as we might like to seize the reel and hit rewindOr quicken our pursuit of what we're guaranteed to findWhen the dying's finally done and the suffering subsidesAll the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behindAll the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behind" Purple Mountains "Nights That Won't Happen" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 He's a different color but we're the same kid I will treat him like my brother he will treat me like his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 58 minutes ago, Augie said: This sounds like a challenge, but a good therapist might be helpful. Teriyaki with ranch? Have you bumped your head? I’m not questioning your gender thing here. We’re all good with whatever on that front. We support you! Best of luck going forward. Let us know if you need flowers after your surgery. I don’t pee sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 9 hours ago, Wacka said: What do you want from life? Well, you can't have that, but If you're an American citizen you are entitled to: A heated kidney shaped pool A microwave oven--don't watch the food cook A Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi Real simulated Indian jewelry! A Gucci shoetree! A year's supply of antibiotics A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick Rosemary's baby! A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams A new Matador A new mastadon A Maverick A Mustang A Montego A Merc Montclair A Mark IV A meteor A Mercedes An MG Or a Malibu? A Mort Moriarty A Maserati A Mac truck A Mazda A new Monza Or a moped A Winnebago Hell, a herd of Winnebago's, we're giving 'em away Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw? A Las Vegas wedding A Mexican divorce A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot Or A baby's arm holding an apple? Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 2 men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Augie said: @Seasons1992 needs to hear this. This is up there with @Royale with Cheese wanting ranch with his wings. I’m not big on shunning folks, but there should be limits. Are we living in a civilized society? @Royale with Cheese rips at the fabric of wing etiquette. I simply like MW, which has more flavor than mayo. Apples and elephants, y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 She loved him, yeah, she don't want to leave this wayShe feeds him, yeah, that's why she'll be back again 7 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: @Royale with Cheese rips at the fabric of wing etiquette. I simply like MW, which has more flavor than mayo. Apples and elephants, y'all. Expand your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 (edited) “Roll-poly fishheads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with oriental women. Yeah.” - Barnes & Barnes Edited May 28, 2020 by Doc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 21 hours ago, Taro T said: 2 men say they're Jesus; one of them must be wrong. The guy is an absolute genius and has written hundreds of great lines. A phrase Now hold your head up, Mason See America lies there The morning tide has raised The capes of Delaware Come up and feel the sun A new morning is begun Another day will make it clear Why your stars should guide us here Another Well, if we go to heaven, and some say we don't But if there's a reckoning day Please God, I'll see You and maybe I won't I've a bag packed to go either way Keeping to just one line 'Cause I've run every red light on memory lane 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "Lay me down in a field of flame and heather Render up my body into the burning heart of God..." "...I wanna rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in the days of old Then magnificently we will float Into the mystic..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "Hey mom, can I have some money? The ice cream man is coming!..." "...And since we all came from a woman Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman I wonder why we take from our women Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to kill for our women Time to heal our women, be real to our women And if we don't we'll have a race of babies That will hate the ladies, that make the babies..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 29, 2020 Author Share Posted May 29, 2020 all I wanted was a pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "Still a man hears what he wants to hearAnd disregards the rest" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night, The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my hearts delight. The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail, And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 “S-L-U-T, she may be a slut, but she looks good to me.” -Todd Rundgren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "Folks lend a hand in a hell hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I can't sleep and I lay and I think, the night is hot and black as ink, oooh god I need a drink of cool, cool rain....Sir Roger Daltrey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 "When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger I know nobody can do me no harm because, happiness is a warm gun." JL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I know karate, voodoo too. I'm gonna make myself available to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 29, 2020 Author Share Posted May 29, 2020 So I went to the doctor, see what he could give meHe said son, son, you've gone too far'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you doYeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Richmond_Bills said: I can't sleep and I lay and I think, the night is hot and black as ink, oooh god I need a drink of cool, cool rain....Sir Roger Daltrey Great line, but two things: 1. Technically it's not "Sir Roger Daltrey," it's Roger Daltrey CBE. 2. Pete Townshend wrote the line; Roger sang it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Life's short and hard like a body building elf. Bloodhound Gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic'sAnd his hair was perfect 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrW Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I can't see the lines I used to think I could read betweenPerhaps my brains have turned to sand Brian Eno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 into a dancer you have grown from a seed somebody else has thrown go on ahead and throw some seeds of your own and somewhere between the time you arrive and the time you go may lie a reason you were alive but you'll never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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