Malazan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 No One: Vrabel: I"LL CUT OFF MY PEN_S 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
416BillsFan Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Dabs the Mike Vrabel's Junk square on my off-season bingo discussion card. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 So we cant say the word "penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, 416BillsFan said: Dabs the Mike Vrabel's Junk square on my off-season bingo discussion card. It was nice to see ‘a Ryan brother says something stupid’ as the centre ‘free space’ this off season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turftoe Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, mattynh said: So we cant say the word "penis" He'll cut off his thing that rhymes with Venus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Kmart128 said: Anyone else kinda want Titans to win the Superbowl now to see Vrabel do this... I would support the Titans winning if he was going to do it, but I would take his word for it and don't really need to see him do it....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ko12010 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Frickin psycho. It's a damn game. Bizarre and unhealthy mindset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 So for context, He was talking with Taylor Lewan and it came up, would you chop it off to win a Super Bowl? Vrabel said, "I've been married 20 years already so probably, yea". Married guys can relate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Nick the Greek said: This isn’t the first time this has happened.  https://www.standard.co.uk/news/rugby-fan-cut-off-his-own-testicles-7271864.html  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That's a great story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Nick the Greek said: This isn’t the first time this has happened.  https://www.standard.co.uk/news/rugby-fan-cut-off-his-own-testicles-7271864.html  If you all want to truly become the best fan base, it’s going to take individual efforts like this!  Bravo sir sir for your fan hood Edited July 12, 2019 by Over 29 years of fanhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 25 minutes ago, 5 Wide said: So for context, He was talking with Taylor Lewan and it came up, would you chop it off to win a Super Bowl? Vrabel said, "I've been married 20 years already so probably, yea". Married guys can relate. Lol, that's what I was thinking. He's probably been married for a while and figures the SB ring might get used more/be more valuable then his junk.....  2 weeks ago I had xrays done at the hospital and the technician put the screen up in front of me 'for protection'. I told her jokingly "it's ok, I have enough kids already" (that's when she explained that i should be more worried about the prostate....) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I say let’s allow it. Would be hilarious to see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 14 hours ago, co_springs_billsfan said: What about his balls? Doesn't seem committed. It would help as a coach with his decision making. He won't have to go for it on 4th downs or make other tough decisions anymore. Fans won't be able to question if he has the balls to make those decisions then. He can just reply 'not anymore!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I'd give my dick up for a sabres and bills dynasty....4 titles each.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 8 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: I wonder what his wife thinks about the subject. Considering age and time together she might not care, as long as the checks don’t bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, aristocrat said: I'd give my dick up for a sabres and bills dynasty....4 titles each.  I'll give yours up too. Thanks for the offer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, mrags said: I say let’s allow it. Would be hilarious to see  ...probable surgical replacement.............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, mrags said: I say let’s allow it. Would be hilarious to see You have an odd sense of humor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 17 hours ago, Captain Murica said: I’d cut off Mike Vrabel’s Richard for a Bills super bowl win. I was a day late......  ?  May I suggest one of those long electric pruning shears on a 10 foot pole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatdrinks Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Damn, I don’t think anything would be worth that. Money, fame, Super Bowl win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 15 hours ago, uticaclub said: I heard if you cut it off, it grows back bigger   Try it and let us know if it works. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Augie said: I was a day late......  ?  May I suggest one of those long electric pruning shears on a 10 foot pole? I like to get up close and personal...  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Captain Murica said: I like to get up close and personal...  ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, aristocrat said: I'd give my dick up for a sabres and bills dynasty....4 titles each.   1 hour ago, Dopey said: I'll give yours up too. Thanks for the offer.  I'll 3rd that  Thanks for being so gracious  Satan does make deals ? 1 hour ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said:  ...probable surgical replacement.............. Footlong 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 19 hours ago, brianthomas said: I don't care what the reasoning is, no guy should ever think about cutting his thing off period & #2 no guy should ever want to see it. I don't care if you're Sherlock Holmes or not! Totally uncool. We do not talk about these things in jest. Simply saying this shows Vrabel doesn't have what it takes to be nothing but a loser. Ya need both the superbowl and your johnson intact to ever be among the pantheons of coaches that have won a superbowl with their johnsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 19 hours ago, Bills2ref said: Does anyone have a link to this recording? I'm still demanding the original reel of the classic "Mike Vrabel cuts his @#$% off"!! I think @teef would understand... We can only hope Brady and Gronk decide to cut their @%#&$ off one day and we get to witness it... For all we know they'll cut each others dinguses off, and then Gronk will bunt Brady's #$%@ with 2 Buffalo Bills Lomabrdi trophies in each hand, he line drives it directly to Josh Allen who juggles it between 4 Buffalo Sabres Stanley Cups. Josh then will ***** his junk up and proceed to launch Brady's ***** straight into orbit of the planet Pluto, leaving it still in our Galaxy, justifiably makig Pluto once again our 9th planet and taunting Brady as owning his manhood aka snatching the GOAT title from Cheating A$$ Brady. Thank you all for bearing with me, it wasn't my fault? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I thought he was an a$$hat before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: Â ...probable surgical replacement.............. Vrabel has at least a package of these sewn on already... I'm shocked you didn't put the Zweigel's, obviously it's because you feel the need to condescend on the good name of Sahlen's? Little know fact Mr. Sahlen owned my last property I just moved out of in Lockport in the 1800's. Moved to Florida, gonna have to make it to every Florida away game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 8 hours ago, SWATeam said: You have an odd sense of humor. I work in a prison. I could watch that and eat my lunch at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Ironically, my penis is as big and shiny as the Lombardi trophy. Thankfully it isn't covered in Tom Brady's hand prints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, RobbRiddick said: Ironically, my penis is as big and shiny as the Lombardi trophy. Thankfully it isn't covered in Tom Brady's hand prints Did Gronk put a dent in it???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 22 hours ago, Over 29 years of fanhood said:  If you all want to truly become the best fan base, it’s going to take individual efforts like this!  Bravo sir sir for your fan hood  Can you see this replacing table jumping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 23 hours ago, ko12010 said: Frickin psycho. It's a damn game. Bizarre and unhealthy mindset. You just described Vrabes as a person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 17 hours ago, BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P said: Totally uncool. We do not talk about these things in jest. Simply saying this shows Vrabel doesn't have what it takes to be nothing but a loser. Ya need both the superbowl and your johnson intact to ever be among the pantheons of coaches that have won a superbowl with their johnsons.  Of course. The bigger dick you are the more wins - see Bellycheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Bong Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Limeaid said:  Of course. The bigger dick you are the more wins - see Bellycheat. Haha and there's also that. How's Vrabel gonna ever get another SB with the most important attribute in coaching is chopped off. Beli's Willy grows after each SB I imagine.  And how did you not get censored saying dick?  EDIT: Welp it's not censored this changes everything. Limeaid: you're a dick head Edited July 13, 2019 by BarkleyForGOATBackupPT5P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 21 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:   I'll 3rd that  Thanks for being so gracious  Satan does make deals ? Footlong ....knew it....Zweigles would be a downgrade.....it a size matters thing.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 THey know the need to cut back on preseason, so instead of doing that they have to "win" by adding them back as regular season games. It waters down the significance of the games. The league should just eat it but somehow I am sure we will end up with 18 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Nope !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playoffs? Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Michelle Vrabel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaCrispy Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Something tells me this guy would cut off his pe_is regardless... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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