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When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "26CornerBlitz party of one. 26CornerBlitz, party of one."

 

And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "26CornerBlitz, party of one, 26CornerBlitz, , party of one." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name.

 

"Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to 26CornerBlitz? No one seems to give a *****. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You ***** are selfish. 26CornerBlitz is missing in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over his mouth. And he's hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find 26CornerBlitz.

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1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said:

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "26CornerBlitz party of one. 26CornerBlitz, party of one."

 

And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "26CornerBlitz, party of one, 26CornerBlitz, , party of one." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name.

 

"Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to 26CornerBlitz? No one seems to give a *****. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You ***** are selfish. 26CornerBlitz is missing in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And he's hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find 26CornerBlitz.

 

LOL  thats cold ... (but I like it)  

 

 

To the OP. 

Good luck with this thread ...  

 

I plead the 5th  on the grounds it may  (assumption also) put me on suspension or perma ban  

 

18 days and counting.   not that I'm counting 

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2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "26CornerBlitz party of one. 26CornerBlitz, party of one."

 

And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "26CornerBlitz, party of one, 26CornerBlitz, , party of one." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name.

 

"Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to 26CornerBlitz? No one seems to give a *****. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You ***** are selfish. 26CornerBlitz is missing in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And he's hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find 26CornerBlitz.

Mitch is the best

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4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Listen, thread highjacker.  This isn’t a general missing poster thread!  Let’s please focus on 26CB until he is found safe and sound.

i'm concerned about all of our posters.  no one poster is greater than the other, no matter how much cutting and pasting occurs.

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5 hours ago, Joe in Winslow said:

I'm enjoying the lack of pomposity, personally.

 

Less incite, and more insight!

 

Well said.  The incite tag line he uses is as hypocritical as it gets. 

 

We all cant agree with each other on everything.  State you case and try to move on.  

 

46 minutes ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

Didnt know he was gone, how long has it been?

 

 

Just shy of 3 weeks 

Last like 7 days ago 

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Just now, Royale with Cheese said:

Do you think that maybe he's doing this on purpose?  Like he wanted to show us what this board is like without him here, we miss him and then he triumphantly comes back?

What if he's reading this thread right now and is shedding a tear because we're showing concern? 

It’s the internet and when you move on you are easily be replaced. 

 

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2 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

Well said.  The incite tag line he uses is as hypocritical as it gets. 

 

We all cant agree with each other on everything.  State you case and try to move on.  

 

Just shy of 3 weeks 

Last like 7 days ago 

 

is he gone or taking a break? We never got a long anyway so no big deal but i was hoping to see him break a 100,000 posts.

 

 

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6 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Do you think that maybe he's doing this on purpose?  Like he wanted to show us what this board is like without him here, we miss him and then he triumphantly comes back?

What if he's reading this thread right now and is shedding a tear because we're showing concern? 

 

Yeah, mods please close this down asap :lol:

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9 hours ago, Boyst62 said:

What is "pole" smoker for $500 Alex?

Wow... Ain't this a quinky dink!!!

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pole smoking

 

Pay special attention to definition #3:

 

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.
Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurtssomeone with his butter tooth.
by The MadCow June 23, 2004
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7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

Do you think that maybe he's doing this on purpose?  Like he wanted to show us what this board is like without him here, we miss him and then he triumphantly comes back?

What if he's reading this thread right now and is shedding a tear because we're showing concern? 

26 is George Bailey? Thanks Frank Capra... That movie script has been written before.

 

PPP sure is Pottersville...

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8 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

 

is he gone or taking a break? We never got a long anyway so no big deal but i was hoping to see him break a 100,000 posts.

 

 

We are not the best of friends so I can only speculate 

 

the bold  I'm seeing a common theme here.  

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