"Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Awesome Mix Vol. 8.2

[IDBillzFan]

Brothers. Sisters.

 

Gather 'round and hear me out. Either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a football team in your community.

 

You say you're embarrassed by a team that can never make the playoffs? You say you're embarrassed by upper management, middle management, and lower management? You say you can see Pegula buckling his knickerbockers below the knee?

 

You say you're smarter than all of them? Smarter than the Owner? Smarter than the Coach? Smarter than the GM?

 

Brothers. Sisters. I hear your plea. The team would be perfect if only you could call the shots! This team can't even get through the National Anthem without you insisting you can sing it better! In fact, you are sure you could make this team better simply by accident, because the odds say a brilliant person like yourself could field a winner, if for no other reason than because you're nowhere near the level of dumbassery that inhabits OBD.

 

Well, good news is coming your way, and it starts right here, right now, on this very day and for a limited time with exclusive access to the entitled few who are brave enough, smart enough, and dare I say BRILLIANT enough to prove your genius, once and for all, in front of friends, peers and egocentric thin-skinned fist-humping sports writers.

 

Welcome to the return of the often-imitated, never-duplicated "Dinner's On Me, Smartass!" Awesome Mix Vol. 8.2 Competition.

 

All you need to do to win is accurately predict, right now, which games the Bills will win and lose in the upcoming season. Just copy/paste the Bills 2017 Schedule from below and post it in a reply to this thread. Next to each game, predict whether the Bills will win or lose. The only way to win is to guess all games precisely. If you choose correctly, I will donate $150, in your name, to a shelter in your town that feeds the homeless, up to $750 (that would be up to five winners...prioritized by the earliest time-stamped entries...so hurry!)

Next, the rules. Read them carefully:

• All eligible participants must be registered posters of this board as of March 10, 2017. Anyone new to the board after that date is not eligible.
• You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, which will be huge. Believe me. Like none other. Best you ever saw. People tell me all the time. Seriously.
• Regardless of how many winners there are, there are only five $150 prizes, based on time-stamped entries, with the earliest five winning the contest.
• Winners must pick all Bills wins/losses correctly. You do not receive anything for getting close. This is know as the Millenial Rule. If you can't handle losing, you're welcome to sit in your Mom's basement and cry while surrounded by participation medals, Chipotle wrappers and empty sriracha bottles..
• If you are a participant of this contest and at any time during this contest you are caught referring to anything related to the Patriots* without using the required asterisk, or if at any time during the season you are caught defending the Patriots* for their cheating ways, you are disqualified from the contest because there is plenty of room for fun, but no room for idiocy or laziness. They cheated. They get an asterisk. Don't like it? Invent your own freakin' contest;
• This thread will initially remain open until midnight (Macungie, PA time) this Saturday, May 27th, at which time it will be closed and remain closed unless I feel like randomly opening it for whatever reason floats my boat.
• Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment.
• If, during the course of the competition, you are banned...welcome to the club.
• Should making your picks lasts longer than four hours, see your doctor.
• Non-bills fans and team-swapping whores ARE eligible to participate, but in order to qualify, you must make one joke -- good or bad -- about Tim Graham, because let's face it; there are no bad Tim Graham jokes...just bad Tim Graham articles.
• I can change the rules to accommodate loopholes I may have overlooked, but the core of the contest remains true.

 

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish

 

[Blokestradamus]

You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, which will be huge. Believe me. Like none other. Best you ever saw. People tell me all the time. Seriously.

 

Blatant discrimination against my people. Bigly mistake, pal.

 

In all seriousness, good on you

[gr8billsfan]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Lose

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Lose

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Lose

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Win

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Lose

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Lose

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Lose

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Lose

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Win

Thanks for doing this! A great contribution and a fun contest.

[Elite Poster]

Guessing the ENTIRE season correctly game by game? Tall task.

 

16 wins.

[mead107]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets. W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers. W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos. W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons. W

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals. W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers. W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders. W

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets. W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints. W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers. W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs. L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*. L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts. W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish. W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*. W

 

Do I have to list the score?

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish

[John from Riverside]

EVERY SINGLE TIME I see "Vol and a number" somewhere I immediately think of the Kill Bill movies

 

Am I weird?

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets (WIN)

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers (WIN)

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos (WIN)

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons (LOSS)

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals (WIN)

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers (WIN)

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders (LOSS)

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets (WIN)

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints (WIN)

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers (WIN)

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs (LOSS)

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* (LOSS)

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts (WIN)

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish (LOSS)

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* (LOSS)

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish (WIN)

Gets me to 10-6....wait that cant be right people (who have the right to their opinion) are saying we might not win 4 games this year

[Nanker]

Blatant discrimination against my people. Bigly mistake, pal.

 

In all seriousness, good on you

You didn't expect him to give 100 Quid to The HomelessShelter of Knightsbridge's School for the study of Silly Walks, now did you?

 

Thanks LA. These are always good. I usually get at least two of them right.

 

 

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets. WIN!

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers WIN!

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos loss

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons WIN!

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN!

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN!

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders WIN!

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN!

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints loss

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers WIN!

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs loss

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* WIN!!!

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN!

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN!

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish WIN!

 

Super Bowl here we come. And this time they're gonna win it !

[macaroni]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets ... Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers ... Loss

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos ... Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons ... Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals ... Loss

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers ... Win

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders ... Win

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets ... Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints ... Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers ... Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs ... Loss

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* ... Loss

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts ... Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish ... Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* ... Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish ... Loss

[BUFFALOKIE]

19 and ohhhh baby. That counts, right?

[KellyToTasker]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Loss

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Win

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Loss

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Loss

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Loss

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Loss

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Win

[Just Jack]

And already we see who can't follow simple directions...

 

Just copy/paste the Bills 2017 Schedule from below and post it in a reply to this thread.

My usual guesses, with one twist....

 

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

 

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons W

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W

 

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W

 

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W

[Heavy Kevi]

Cool, LABillzFan... I'll enter. Not sure if there are any homeless shelters around here, plenty of dog shelters though. But you know it is you're contest, you can cry if you want to.

 

Very magnanimous of you, I have done plenty of giveaways (1) here, the old BBMB, and one other forum, but that is big money you are (probably) going to drop. So Thank you, the charities will be very grateful I am sure. Would be cool to have the winners pick a charity to play for, but this ain't my contest, is it. Just a thought.

 

Anyhow, here goes, don't get mad because I ruined the season for you guys by predicting it!

 

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos L

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers L

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets L

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts L

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish L

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W

Yup, 8-8....

Thanks again LA

[YoloinOhio]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W

[BobDVA]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

[Roundybout]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - WIN

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons- LOSE

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - LOSE

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets -WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints -LOSE

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers -WIN

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs -LOSE

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*-LOSE

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts-WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish-LOSE

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*-LOSE

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish-WIN

9-7

thanks for doing this

[sullim4]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - LOSS

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - LOSS

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - LOSS

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - LOSS

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - WIN

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - LOSS

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - LOSS

 

6-10... Sounds about right.

Edited May 25, 2017 by sullim4

[GoBillsDB]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - L

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - L

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - W

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - L

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - L

[KD in CA]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets -- Win Everyone's hopes go up

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers -- Win Everyone's hopes go up a lot

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos -- Loss Crash

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons -- Loss Thud

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals -- Win McCoach is the Man!

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers -- Loss McCoach Sucks!

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders -- Loss WTF didn't we draft Carr???

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets -- Win Hear me out, we can still go 11-5

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints -- Win Playoffs here we come!!

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers -- Loss OMFG, how did we give that one away??

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs -- Loss We got totally screwed playing the AFCW this year!

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* -- Loss Well, that's that. 18 years and counting.

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts -- Win Who cares, too late

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish -- Win Bad, hurting our draft position.

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* -- Loss; Flip over to the Browns game at halftime.

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish -- Loss Good, helping our draft position

 

7-9

[Domdab99]

I'm going to go the optimistic route:

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs W

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W

That's right, Bitches. 13-3 with a 10 game winning streak! Book it.

Edited May 25, 2017 by Domdab99

[gjv001]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jet W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers L

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

SORRY TO PREDICT 6 wins and 10 losses.

[Seasons1992]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers LOSS

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers LOSS

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders WIN

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints LOSS

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers LOSS

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish LOSS

7-9 but in EVERY game all season. Improvement seen.

[Hatszel]

Brothers. Sisters.

 

Gather 'round and hear me out. Either you are closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a football team in your community.

 

You say you're embarrassed by a team that can never make the playoffs? You say you're embarrassed by upper management, middle management, and lower management? You say you can see Pegula buckling his knickerbockers below the knee?

 

You say you're smarter than all of them? Smarter than the Owner? Smarter than the Coach? Smarter than the GM?

 

Brothers. Sisters. I hear your plea. The team would be perfect if only you could call the shots! This team can't even get through the National Anthem without you insisting you can sing it better! In fact, you are sure you could make this team better simply by accident, because the odds say a brilliant person like yourself could field a winner, if for no other reason than because you're nowhere near the level of dumbassery that inhabits OBD.

 

Well, good news is coming your way, and it starts right here, right now, on this very day and for a limited time with exclusive access to the entitled few who are brave enough, smart enough, and dare I say BRILLIANT enough to prove your genius, once and for all, in front of friends, peers and egocentric thin-skinned fist-humping sports writers.

 

Welcome to the return of the often-imitated, never-duplicated "Dinner's On Me, Smartass!" Awesome Mix Vol. 8.2 Competition.

 

All you need to do to win is accurately predict, right now, which games the Bills will win and lose in the upcoming season. Just copy/paste the Bills 2017 Schedule from below and post it in a reply to this thread. Next to each game, predict whether the Bills will win or lose. The only way to win is to guess all games precisely. If you choose correctly, I will donate $150, in your name, to a shelter in your town that feeds the homeless, up to $750 (that would be up to five winners...prioritized by the earliest time-stamped entries...so hurry!)

 

Next, the rules. Read them carefully:

• All eligible participants must be registered posters of this board as of March 10, 2017. Anyone new to the board after that date is not eligible.
• You must be a legal resident of the United States to accept the prize, which will be huge. Believe me. Like none other. Best you ever saw. People tell me all the time. Seriously.
• Regardless of how many winners there are, there are only five $150 prizes, based on time-stamped entries, with the earliest five winning the contest.
• Winners must pick all Bills wins/losses correctly. You do not receive anything for getting close. This is know as the Millenial Rule. If you can't handle losing, you're welcome to sit in your Mom's basement and cry while surrounded by participation medals, Chipotle wrappers and empty sriracha bottles..
• If you are a participant of this contest and at any time during this contest you are caught referring to anything related to the Patriots* without using the required asterisk, or if at any time during the season you are caught defending the Patriots* for their cheating ways, you are disqualified from the contest because there is plenty of room for fun, but no room for idiocy or laziness. They cheated. They get an asterisk. Don't like it? Invent your own freakin' contest;
• This thread will initially remain open until midnight (Macungie, PA time) this Saturday, May 27th, at which time it will be closed and remain closed unless I feel like randomly opening it for whatever reason floats my boat.
• Each eligible participant can only put in one entry. If you feel the need to cheat, fine. You have to live with yourself and outsmarting some dude who's just trying to have fun can be your private little accomplishment.
• If, during the course of the competition, you are banned...welcome to the club.
• Should making your picks lasts longer than four hours, see your doctor.
• Non-bills fans and team-swapping whores ARE eligible to participate, but in order to qualify, you must make one joke -- good or bad -- about Tim Graham, because let's face it; there are no bad Tim Graham jokes...just bad Tim Graham articles.
• I can change the rules to accommodate loopholes I may have overlooked, but the core of the contest remains true.

 

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcon Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers Win

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders Loss

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs Loss

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* Loss

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish Win

 

[Bill from NYC]

Well, good news is coming your way, and it starts right here, right now, on this very day and for a limited time with exclusive access to the entitled few who are brave enough, smart enough, and dare I say BRILLIANT enough to prove your genius, once and for all, in front of friends, peers and egocentric thin-skinned fist-humping sports writers.

 

Welcome to the return of the often-imitated, never-duplicated "Dinner's On Me, Smartass!" Awesome Mix Vol. 8.2 Competition.

 

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Loss

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Loss

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Loss

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Loss

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Loss

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Loss

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Loss

[Matt in KC]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Lose

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Lose

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Lose

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Lose

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Win

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Lose

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Lose

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Lose

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Lose

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Lose

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Lose

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Win

[quinnearlysghost88]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts L

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

9 Wins and 7 Losses

[16-0]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers L

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

Edited May 25, 2017 by 16-0

[UCLight5]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

10-6

[Tisker A Tasker]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers WIN

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons WIN

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders WIN

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers LOSS

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* WIN

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* WIN

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish WIN

14-2! Why not?? (don't answer that)

[abc]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers LOSS

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders LOSS

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints LOSS

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers LOSS

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts LOSS

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish LOSS

6-10...injuries to McCoy and Watkins derail the season mid-way through.

[LeviF]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers Loss

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos Loss

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers Loss

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders Loss

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers Loss

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs Loss

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* Loss

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish Loss

Woo 6-10

[frostbitmic]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets .......... Win
Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers ... Win
Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos .. Win
Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons ....... Lose
Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals ....... Win
Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers . Win
Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders .... Lose
Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets ........ Win
Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints ..... Win
Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers . Win
Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs ...... Lose
Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* ... Lose - #&$* Tom Brady
Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts ...... Win
Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish ........ Win
Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* .. Lose - #&%* the patriots*
Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish ........ Lose

[Yo no se]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos L

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers L

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets L

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

 

7-9, Unfortunately.

[DallasMac]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets-Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers-Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos-Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons-Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals-Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers-Loss

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders-Loss

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets-Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints-Loss

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers-Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chiefs-Win

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*-Win

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts-Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish-Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*-Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish-Loss

[iinii]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets . win, potentially worst team in the league

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers loss

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons loss, Dirty Birds won't stumble out of the gate

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers loss, Bucs are in the toughest division and solid

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders win, should have beaten them last year

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets win, see above

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers loss, grass on the west coast always spells trouble

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs loss, back to back road games

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* win, this one is circled on everyones' calendar

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts win, Colts will be third in the AFC South

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish win, playoffs on the line=must win

[KDIGGZ]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos L

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

6-10 no matter how you slice it

[34-78-83]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN
Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers WIN
Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN
Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSS
Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals LOSS
Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN
Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders LOSS
Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN
Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints WIN
Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers WIN
Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs LOSS
Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSS
Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN
Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN
Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSS
Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish LOSS

9-7

[CodeMonkey]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W
Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W
Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W
Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L
Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L
Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W
Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W
Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W
Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L
Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L
Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L
Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W
Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W
Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L
Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

Edited May 25, 2017 by CodeMonkey

[buffaloboyinATL]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets. WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers. WIN

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos. LOSS

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons. LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals. WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers. LOSS

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders. WIN

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets. WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints. LOSS

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers. LOSS

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs. WIN

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*. LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts. WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish. WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*. LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish. LOSS

I hope I am wrong and there are one or two more wins in there. 8-8

Edited May 25, 2017 by buffaloboyinATL

[Captainrc4]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets (Loss)

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers (Win)

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos (Loss)

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons (Loss)

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals (Loss)

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers (Loss)

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders (Loss)

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets (Win)

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints (Loss)

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers (Loss)

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs (Win)

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* (Loss)

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts (Loss)

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish (Loss)

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* (Loss)

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish (Loss)

Bills 15 Dolphins 21

[Buffalo BOZ]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers WIN

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSE

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders LOSE

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers LOSE

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs WIN

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSE

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts LOSE

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSE

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish LOSE