Slippery Rubber Mats Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Quote If my job was to coordinate travel arrangements for the Dolphins, I would not trust any Buffalo hotel and their staff. I would suspect Bills Mafia sabotage as a sure thing to be expected. So, what do we know about Miami's stay in Buffalo last week? Not a thing. It's a big mystery. What food was available for the team? Who prepared it? Were there a lot of items on the menu with a lot of sugar? What were their rooms like? Was it noisy? Were there distractions that kept the team from getting the correct amount of sleep? When were the air ducts last cleaned? How sanitary were the rooms? What was the attitude of the hotel staff towards the team? Miami played like ****. Can we really chalk it all up to being unprepared or outclassed? Or were nefarious circumstances involved? Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? 1 1 33 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) Shyeah right. Like building a stadium so the home team is in the shade and the visitors are in 100+ degree heat isn't cheating.... Edited October 5, 2023 by Freddie's Dead 14 4 3 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 you know how tight they tuck the sheets into the bed in hotels? that ***** will ***** you up. 2 12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
34-78-83 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Holy tin foil hats, Batman! 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen2D̶i̶g̶g̶s̶TBD Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 If that's their theory for why they lost in Buffalo, what's their excuse for us kicking their a$$ at home? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBoy Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) Wasn't there an episode of Coach where the team got food poisoning from eating bad chicken wings the night before the game? Edited October 5, 2023 by HardyBoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBF81 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 The team stayed at the Majestic hotel. Where Dunston came into their rooms in the middle of the night and stole their mojos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 10 minutes ago, teef said: you know how tight they tuck the sheets into the bed in hotels? that ***** will ***** you up. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Every board has their own Crayonz 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 I sent a band of crying babies into their hotel during the night. Worked like a charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanNH Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 18 minutes ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? Wow someone better get Mulder and Scully out to Buffalo because I hear Aliens abducted the real Hill and well the entiere secondary of Miami and replaced them with pod people who are only half as good.. you know aliens are. Ills fans right!?! Lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) I love watching Miami fans drown in the copium. I cant believe how deeply they bought into having some historically elite team that was guaranteed to roll every other team in the NFL, just because the Denver Broncos gave up and let them score 70. Too much sun and cocaine. Not that there is anything wrong with that. edit: ok, i clicked the link and will give most of those fins fans credit for laughing this off or calling OP crazy. edit2: after reading even more, I'm convinced the OP is a Bills fan troll. Maybe even @Slippery Rubber Mats himself! Edited October 5, 2023 by DrDawkinstein 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 19 minutes ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? Water was shipped from Mijami to make them feel at home and it gave them Montezuma's revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 "Florida Man Concocts Crazy Conspiracy Conjecture" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dma0034 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 This guy is claiming that fans over-sugared their food or something? Did the defense all have explosive diaherra and that's why they had to get off the field so quickly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 16 minutes ago, PBF81 said: Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted. Not chocolates. Ex-Lax? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Yes, I did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregg Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 The Bills put a giant magnifying glass on the stadium and pointed it to concentrate the sunlight on the visitor's bench. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregg Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 So, what's the plan to mess with the Pats and Jets when they come to OP? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Memo to visiting teams to Buffalo, N.Y.: The night before a game against the Bills is no time for your 'bully boy machismo' players to be ordering 'suicide hot' wings. It is advised to order medium at most, and although it will raise the server's eyebrows, ranch dressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 This person HAD to have been trolling. TBD has trained me well to spot a troll job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 35 minutes ago, PBF81 said: Maybe the chocolates on their pillows were tainted. ex lax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 41 minutes ago, teef said: you know how tight they tuck the sheets into the bed in hotels? that ***** will ***** you up. Tom Brady’s father never could figure that one out. You’d think he’d learn after a couple decades of getting short-sheeted! I’m sure we could bring Kelvin Benjamin back to serve as the official food tester. Maybe we can bankrupt them? 🤷♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stranded in Boston Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 30 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: I love watching Miami fans drown in the copium. This old guy had to look up "copium" I thought it was some exotic Latin term ... 🙄 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimeTime101 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 48 minutes ago, Freddie's Dead said: Shyeah right. Like building a stadium so the home team is in the shade and the visitors are in 100+ degree heat isn't cheating.... So our new stadium is built where the south west side of the stadiums is the home side. Where do we get our wind and our lake effect most of the time out of? Yep.. mostly out of the south west.. So it looks like the visiting team gets a little but more weather.. just saying... lol the new stadiums ends will be closed so yea.... I hear it gets cold around here in January. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 58 minutes ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? LOL what an insane cope. not like the flu was going around on the team or anybody talking about needing IV bags..... team got obliterated 'food must be poisoned lollllllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Freddie's Dead said: Shyeah right. Like building a stadium so the home team is in the shade and the visitors are in 100+ degree heat isn't cheating.... It's clearly in the NFL bylaws that the home team gets to use a laser death-ray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 28 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Not chocolates. Ex-Lax? 🤔 In college I was infamous for my Ex-Lax brownies. Food was repeatedly being taken from floor refrigerator so I made a special batch of dark chocolate fudge brownies and left note: "Do not touch - brownies for Wilkeson Quadrangle event" and as expected brownies disappeared. The thief was determined for he was constantly in bathroom. The floor representative who had repeated reports of theft had maintenance open his dorm room and the brownie pan was found there. He was told that he was banned from being able to sign up for single rooms in future and that if he was caught again he would be ejected with no refunds. They also removed his mini refrigerator from room. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippery Rubber Mats Posted October 5, 2023 Author Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) The ducts being cleaned is my favorite part. Like imagine the long con involved with making sure no one cleans the air ducts for many months in preparation for the dolphins breathing the worst possible air at just the right time. Edited October 5, 2023 by Slippery Rubber Mats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippery Rubber Mats Posted October 5, 2023 Author Share Posted October 5, 2023 53 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said: I love watching Miami fans drown in the copium. I cant believe how deeply they bought into having some historically elite team that was guaranteed to roll every other team in the NFL, just because the Denver Broncos gave up and let them score 70. Too much sun and cocaine. Not that there is anything wrong with that. edit: ok, i clicked the link and will give most of those fins fans credit for laughing this off or calling OP crazy. edit2: after reading even more, I'm convinced the OP is a Bills fan troll. Maybe even @Slippery Rubber Mats himself! Not me lol, bad karma 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? Maybe Tua had another one of those undocumented concussions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerstAusGosheim Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 That's a great idea, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stosh64 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Freddie's Dead said: Shyeah right. Like building a stadium so the home team is in the shade and the visitors are in 100+ degree heat isn't cheating.... Exactly! You know the same people whining about this stuff would be the first to actually do something like this. Just like politicians always accusing others of the things they blatantly do. I would advise the Bills to watch their back when in Miami. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Slippery Rubber Mats said: https://finheaven.com/threads/places-like-buffalo.380339/ Which one of you did this? I'm looking at anyone who works in HVAC or maybe a rogue dietitian. Perhaps a rude hotel concierge? How else did they lose by 4 touchdowns? Whoever it is, they're on to a Pesticide theory now Quote bward6460 said: I don't think the general population cares THAT much about the NFL. Hotel staff and everyone else are just trying to do their job and not get fired. They don't care about an NFL team enough to pull ***** like that. On top of that, if they are a fan, they're most likely going to be star struck seeing these players. We're talking about Buffalo, NY. I would argue that the general population of Buffalo cares very much about the Bills. Keep in mind, for everyone else who is mocking my post. All I'm doing is asking questions...and as of right now, no one in the forum has answered any of them. Perhaps someone on the inside of the Dolphin organization hangs out here and can answer them. I'll patiently wait for that to happen. Here's another question. When were the hotel rooms last sprayed for pests? That's important to know because the chemicals used in the pesticide could have an effect on people...especially if the treatment was applied within hours of the rooms being occupied. As a Bills fan, I wouldn't want them to publicize what hotel they're staying at for away games so fans and crazies can show up and bother them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLinALLEN Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Imagine believing that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, DrDawkinstein said: I love watching Miami fans drown in the copium. I cant believe how deeply they bought into having some historically elite team that was guaranteed to roll every other team in the NFL, just because the Denver Broncos gave up and let them score 70. Too much sun and cocaine. Not that there is anything wrong with that. edit: ok, i clicked the link and will give most of those fins fans credit for laughing this off or calling OP crazy. edit2: after reading even more, I'm convinced the OP is a Bills fan troll. Maybe even @Slippery Rubber Mats himself! Yeah it really does seem to just be the one troll with everyone else calling them out for just making up a crazy conspiracy. Maybe someone else agrees with way deeper in but I'm not going to look. Besides that it's just typical Miami fans trashing Buffalo the city/hotels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBF81 Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Allen2Diggs said: If that's their theory for why they lost in Buffalo, what's their excuse for us kicking their a$$ at home? ... over the last five seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 The Fins poster failed to mention when the room light were off, and black lights turned on, a plethora of bright fluorescent "splatters" were seen all over the sheets and head boards. Very unsanitary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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