3rdnlng Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 BREAKING NEWS: Chiefs fan caught leaving the First Bank of Kansas City on an electric bicycle after robbing it of an undisclosed amount. He got about 3 blocks from the bank when his battery died and Metro Police apprehended him. Police confirmed that the thief was wearing the famous wolf mask that's been reported on a subject that has robbed 3 other local banks and has been recently in the news. When the police removed the mask they noticed that he had a fake mustache painted on his face. Famous coach Andy Reid who arrived on the scene shortly after the alleged thief Patrick "M" was apprehended, took one look at the Fu Manchu and told the officers on the scene that "he would look into it". 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not at the table Karlos Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 37 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: BREAKING NEWS: Chiefs fan caught leaving the First Bank of Kansas City on an electric bicycle after robbing it of an undisclosed amount. He got about 3 blocks from the bank when his battery died and Metro Police apprehended him. Police confirmed that the thief was wearing the famous wolf mask that's been reported on a subject that has robbed 3 other local banks and has been recently in the news. When the police removed the mask they noticed that he had a fake mustache painted on his face. Famous coach Andy Reid who arrived on the scene shortly after the alleged thief Patrick "M" was apprehended, took one look at the Fu Manchu and told the officers on the scene that "he would look into it". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunderbill Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 His Twitter is going off lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 12/19/2022 at 9:14 PM, billsbackto81 said: Meh. They're insured. What about the tellers who get the ***** scared out of them? I guess ***** them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EffKCChiefs Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 On 12/19/2022 at 8:59 PM, Goin Breakdown said: I grew up in a trailer till I was 15 and somehow turned out to be a Bills fan. I didnt mean anything by it, my apologies. Its a form of trash talk, i suppose late 90s WCW has rotted my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goin Breakdown Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 3 hours ago, EffKCChiefs said: I didnt mean anything by it, my apologies. Its a form of trash talk, i suppose late 90s WCW has rotted my brain. No way man! I'm sorry i can see how you took it that way. I was playing with the whole growing up a bills fan. Please don't even worry about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterpan Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 This is epic, I feel let down by bills fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) I may be the least “woke” person I know, but isn’t anyone going to comment on what a horrendously offensive name “Chiefsaholic” is ? Are they completely unaware of the ravages that alcoholism have caused throughout the native culture in the U.S. ? Edited December 21, 2022 by B-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, aristocrat said: A live look at Chiefsaholic starting his new life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 1 minute ago, H2o said: A live look at Chiefsaholic starting his new life. I typically dont wish well for Chief fans but good for him lol Gamepass subscription is a lot cheaper when you get outside the states anyways 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Bank robbery is an honorable felony … bank robbery for tickets to your favorite team? Dude will be a C block celebrity 😂 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullBuchanan Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 On 12/19/2022 at 7:34 PM, John from Riverside said: It’s respectable to rob banks? Of all the places to rob, banks are the most respectable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 (edited) On 12/19/2022 at 4:45 PM, SCBills said: KC fans were worried that “Twitter-famous”, Chiefsaholic hadn’t posted in a few days. After some sleuthing, they figured out .. He’s been in jail for robbing a bank in the famous mask he wears to games. Anyone on Bills Twitter has probably seen this guy posting since the rise of the Bills/Chiefs rivalry. I hate to burst the bubble of fun, but the guy in the chiefs pic on the left is not the same robber pictured on the right wearing a different wolf mask. The robbery pics on the right are from a different robbery unrelated to the ones alleged to have been committed by "Cheifsaholic" guy in the outfit to the left. Doesn't change the fact that he did in fact rob other banks, just saying this story as posted is not true in terms of those being "pictures of him robbing a bank in the same mask". Edited March 27, 2023 by Alphadawg7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 On 12/19/2022 at 8:34 PM, John from Riverside said: It’s respectable to rob banks? He’s a proper crook. At least he’s not a rapist or pedophile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsShredder83 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 On 12/19/2022 at 8:34 PM, John from Riverside said: It’s respectable to rob banks? You should hear my less conservative takes 😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Madness Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, BillsShredder83 said: You should hear my less conservative takes 😇 Funds are FDIC insured and retail banks especially, are filled with predatory activity. That being said, I would never condone robbery...for the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 On 12/19/2022 at 9:51 PM, BUFFALOBART said: As Don Henley once sang: "A man with a briefcase, can steal a lot more money, than a man with a gun" Of course. More money fits in briefcase than in a gun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeFrommStateFarm Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 I'm shocked they don't allow twitter in prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 On 3/27/2023 at 3:30 PM, BullBuchanan said: Of all the places to rob, banks are the most respectable. I don’t even know what to say to that It’s like if you go to hell if you’re only on the first floor it’s a lot better than being on the 10th 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern_Bills Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, John from Riverside said: I don’t even know what to say to that It’s like if you go to hell if you’re only on the first floor it’s a lot better than being on the 10th Banks rob the public every chance they get, with backing by the federal government (our money) in the event they accidentally lose. I'm not going to rob them, but they need not look here for sympathy. 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Southern_Bills said: Banks rob the public every chance they get, with backing by the federal government (our money) in the event they accidentally lose. I'm not going to rob them, but they need not look here for sympathy. If I had the skills, I would definitely rob a bank…but I don’t. I was the teen that got caught with a porn twice by my parents because I left the tape in the VCR. Edited March 29, 2023 by Royale with Cheese 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 3 hours ago, Southern_Bills said: Banks rob the public every chance they get, with backing by the federal government (our money) in the event they accidentally lose. I'm not going to rob them, but they need not look here for sympathy. OK so let’s just think this thought process through In order to rob the bank, you have to threaten a teller, presumably with a gun in order to get the money? Have someone stick a gun in your face and see if it makes your day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern_Bills Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, John from Riverside said: OK so let’s just think this thought process through In order to rob the bank, you have to threaten a teller, presumably with a gun in order to get the money? Have someone stick a gun in your face and see if it makes your day Not necessarily, Tellers are instructed to give up the cash without resistance. Bank robbers are not killers in most cases. I've had a gun in my face and I can tell you it isn't the end of the world, would I want it for anyone? Of course not. Most banks can be robbed with a note honestly. Can't get the vault that way, but you can get what's in the tellers drawer. 4 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I had the skills, I would definitely rob a bank…but I don’t. I was the teen that got caught with a porn twice by my parents because I left the tape in the VCR. Easier ways to make a living honestly lol. With the way money is tracked you can't do much with your loot but blow it these days. Not worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDogg20 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 5 hours ago, John from Riverside said: OK so let’s just think this thought process through In order to rob the bank, you have to threaten a teller, presumably with a gun in order to get the money? Have someone stick a gun in your face and see if it makes your day Not true, all you have to do is hand the teller a note and they are instructed to give the money over without hesitation. No gun needed. If you’re caught it saves you extra charges 😅 3 hours ago, Southern_Bills said: Not necessarily, Tellers are instructed to give up the cash without resistance. Bank robbers are not killers in most cases. I've had a gun in my face and I can tell you it isn't the end of the world, would I want it for anyone? Of course not. Most banks can be robbed with a note honestly. Can't get the vault that way, but you can get what's in the tellers drawer. Easier ways to make a living honestly lol. With the way money is tracked you can't do much with your loot but blow it these days. Not worth it. I see you beat me to it 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 9 hours ago, Southern_Bills said: Banks rob the public every chance they get, with backing by the federal government (our money) in the event they accidentally lose. I'm not going to rob them, but they need not look here for sympathy. lose your money? you wouldn't want that money back---if the government was paying it to you? You would say: "that's ok, I don't want my fellow citizens to pay for my accidentally lost money"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern_Bills Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Mr. WEO said: lose your money? you wouldn't want that money back---if the government was paying it to you? You would say: "that's ok, I don't want my fellow citizens to pay for my accidentally lost money"? I was speaking of the bank bailouts when they use unsafe practices and lose their money, yet they are kept afloat with our money. Banks operate with no real repercussions if they are big enough. Too big to fail should never be spoken. But at the sake of the board I won't keep discussing this as it has nothing to do with the original post nor the intent of this board. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breakout Squad Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 12 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I had the skills, I would definitely rob a bank…but I don’t. I was the teen that got caught with a porn twice by my parents because I left the tape in the VCR. I can relate. Damn you early internet search history!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 7 hours ago, Southern_Bills said: Not necessarily, Tellers are instructed to give up the cash without resistance. Bank robbers are not killers in most cases. I've had a gun in my face and I can tell you it isn't the end of the world, would I want it for anyone? Of course not. Most banks can be robbed with a note honestly. Can't get the vault that way, but you can get what's in the tellers drawer. Easier ways to make a living honestly lol. With the way money is tracked you can't do much with your loot but blow it these days. Not worth it. I would blow it on a few luxury cars. Then sell them. Government will never know and I become sugar daddy to a 23 year old Hooters waitress with daddy issues. A man can dream right? 33 minutes ago, Breakout Squad said: I can relate. Damn you early internet search history!! is there anyone in your life that you would feel comfortable with showing your search history? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I would blow it on a few luxury cars. Then sell them. Government will never know and I become sugar daddy to a 23 year old Hooters waitress with daddy issues. A man can dream right? is there anyone in your life that you would feel comfortable with showing your search history? I would have no problem showing you my search history buddy Just a bunch of Google tips on how to better my driver swing … And Paige spiranac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dopey Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I had the skills, I would definitely rob a bank…but I don’t. I was the teen that got caught with a porn twice by my parents because I left the tape in the VCR. All you need is a few buddies with a mask. Edited March 30, 2023 by Dopey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: I would have no problem showing you my search history buddy Just a bunch of Google tips on how to better my driver swing … And Paige spiranac I've let one girl see my search history and it actually was beneficial. Why can't I find another one like that? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Bank robbing is for sissies. Real men only rob moving trains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 59 minutes ago, Saint Doug said: Bank robbing is for sissies. Real men only rob moving trains. If you can do the math to dilute methylamine in a 50,000 gallon tank....I got your back. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 On 3/29/2023 at 11:22 AM, John from Riverside said: OK so let’s just think this thought process through In order to rob the bank, you have to threaten a teller, presumably with a gun in order to get the money? Have someone stick a gun in your face and see if it makes your day Happiness is a warm gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, Gugny said: Happiness is a warm gun. Well, yeah, as long as it’s not being pointed at you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, John from Riverside said: Well, yeah, as long as it’s not being pointed at you When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody can do me no harm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I've let one girl see my search history and it actually was beneficial. Why can't I find another one like that? Because bjj porn is a niche market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, Buffalo716 said: Because bjj porn is a niche market If I grabbed your phone and hit the letter "P"....what would come up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Just now, Royale with Cheese said: If I grabbed your phone and hit the letter "P"....what would come up? 1 minute ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I grabbed your phone and hit the letter "P"....what would come up? Photos. Google than puppies dachshund than pepperoni pizza than p***h** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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