Royale with Cheese Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Or do you get out and go to the bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Not in my own. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD4Bills Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 In the pool? Not since I was 5. A lake or the ocean, however...all bets are off. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 The only pools I swim in are my own or those of family/friends so the answer is NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubes Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Pool? No. Shower? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) 😡 Don't make us have to break out this guy: "You're an idiot!" Edited August 13, 2021 by Ridgewaycynic2013 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Taking the 5th here. I often leave behind a Baby Ruth bar as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Who's the tough guy that said yes? Hiding behind an anonymous poll. Mod... We need data check of a poll in aisle 2! 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 you people disgust me 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 13, 2021 Author Share Posted August 13, 2021 I pee in the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 27 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: Taking the 5th here. I often leave behind a Baby Ruth bar as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 It's all pipes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr3qwdntTnk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, DD4Bills said: In the pool? Not since I was 5. A lake or the ocean, however...all bets are off. But what about a small pond? A deep puddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 15 minutes ago, eball said: But what about a small pond? A deep puddle? The solution is always in the amount of dilution! Cc: @BringBackFergy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 3 hours ago, DD4Bills said: In the pool? Not since I was 5. A lake or the ocean, however...all bets are off. We walked the dog by the river last weekend and people were tubing along with cases of beer in a cooler that had it’s own raft. I’m willing to bet they went for hours without a single person saying “I need to pull over to go pee”. As for myself, I only pee in @Royale with Cheese’s pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Augie said: We walked the dog by the river last weekend and people were tubing along with cases of beer in a cooler that had it’s own raft. I do that all summer at my camp and used to think I was a pro. Then one day I saw my buddy get in a tube at 8:00am and literally not get out one single time until after 9:00pm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, BUFFALOBART said: I can be disgusting. It's part of my Charm. Self awareness is also a fine attribute! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Just now, BUFFALOBART said: I'm sure that you speak, from experience! 😁 Oh, indeed! My ability to disgust knows no bounds! And I know it! (It’s not hard, I’ve been told that all my life.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Who's the tough guy that said yes? Hiding behind an anonymous poll. Mod... We need data check of a poll in aisle 2! 😆 That would be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: That would be me. https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/what-happens-when-you-pee-pool "Swimming pools are basically huge blue toilet bowls. We’ve all peed in them — be honest — and a new study is stirring up our guilt by showing that urinating in a chlorinated pool creates a toxic chemical called cyanogen chloride. Cyanogen chloride forms when chlorine from the pool reacts with nitrogen in urine. It acts like tear gas, roughing up the eyes, nose and lungs, and it’s classified as an agent of chemical warfare." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Amazing at resort pool swim up bars with seating how some can sit there and drink for hours on end, never leaving once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 If it's a huge get together like 4th of July I'll typically pee in my friend's pool 2 or 3 times, and that's before I get in the water. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 12 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/what-happens-when-you-pee-pool "Swimming pools are basically huge blue toilet bowls. We’ve all peed in them — be honest — and a new study is stirring up our guilt by showing that urinating in a chlorinated pool creates a toxic chemical called cyanogen chloride. Cyanogen chloride forms when chlorine from the pool reacts with nitrogen in urine. It acts like tear gas, roughing up the eyes, nose and lungs, and it’s classified as an agent of chemical warfare." So peeing in the pool is either a war crime or an act of terrorism. Those of you who answered yes should keep an eye out for USAF drones the next time you swim in a pool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 I buy the chemicals, I pay the property taxes, and I clean the pool. Ill piss in it anytime I like. If I catch anyone else doing it, they will be voted off the island. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 I never pee in pools because there’s this chemical in there that turns the water red if you do. Surprised no one posting in this thread is aware of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 22 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Or do you get out and go to the bathroom? I peed in your pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 Pee'ers are making a charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 14, 2021 Author Share Posted August 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Beerball said: I peed in your pool. That would be the city pool with slides and diving boards. Do you think it’s possible to pee while doing a dive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: That would be the city pool with slides and diving boards. Do you think it’s possible to pee while doing a dive? Our county pool (shockingly!) has a high board. Do you think it’s possible the high board could CAUSE you to pee? Some of those kids pause up there for quite a while! Would it be rude of me to ask for directions to your pool? EDIT: I seriously curious about how the county and the insurance company approve of a low board AND a high board. Even single family houses and insurance companie encourage NO board. Edited August 15, 2021 by Augie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 8 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I never pee in pools because there’s this chemical in there that turns the water red if you do. Surprised no one posting in this thread is aware of this. Very good point! 7 hours ago, Beerball said: I peed in your pool. They feel empowered... Creeps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 On 8/13/2021 at 3:02 PM, Royale with Cheese said: Or do you get out and go to the bathroom? Yes and no. I get out and then I pee in the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 The bigger question is - "Why does it hurt when I pee?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 I actually whip it out and pee in the pool. My pee has magic powers that blurs everything out like a Chinese porn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo03 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 Alternate thread titles: Do you have an enlarged prostate? Do you have a drinking problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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