Royale with Cheese Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 I would say for me, about once a month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Not as much as you I assume since you wear flip flops all day everyday 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 are you ***** kidding me with this? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, teef said: are you ***** kidding me with this? Was hoping it said "how often do you cut your hair", but then clicked where I could see the last word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Was hoping it said "how often do you cut your hair", but then clicked where I could see the last word. oh me too. this ***** caught me off guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 NEVER! Oh, I chew them. Who cuts them??? 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Every 15 minutes or so depending on the time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpsuit Jim Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 And this is how I learned recreational marijuana would be legalized in New York. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: I would say for me, about once a month. Wurst thread EVAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Not as much as you I assume since you wear flip flops all day everyday 😁 I love that it's flip flop season now. I cut mine last night an my toes feel lighter. 1 hour ago, teef said: oh me too. this ***** caught me off guard. I bet you have one of those fancy, hoity toity toe nail clippers. https://theinventory.com/im-sorry-to-report-that-that-80-nail-clipper-is-totall-1797788076 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 38 minutes ago, Jumpsuit Jim said: And this is how I learned recreational marijuana would be legalized in New York. maybe next week! 9 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: I bet you have one of those fancy, hoity toity toe nail clippers. https://theinventory.com/im-sorry-to-report-that-that-80-nail-clipper-is-totall-1797788076 oh god. i'm all for buying something i want, but i just don't think that would improve my life in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, teef said: maybe next week! oh god. i'm all for buying something i want, but i just don't think that would improve my life in any way. What if those clippers give you an *****? If you don’t know what that is, watch Ghostbusters when Dan Akroyd sleeping, wakes up and then crosses his eyes. That can happen sometimes. Other times it’s just meh and it’s more of a slightly shaken Coke can opening. The good ones are champagne bottles that have been shaken by the paint shaker at Home Depot. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 2 hours ago, teef said: are you ***** kidding me with this? Welcome to his brand. 1 hour ago, Jumpsuit Jim said: And this is how I learned recreational marijuana would be legalized in GEORGIA. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 2nd breakfast had to be put on the back burner following review of this thread, so thanks a lot OP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 every other time that I do my fingernails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Well he could have said pubes ..... 2 hours ago, teef said: oh me too. this ***** caught me off guard. 1 hour ago, Beerball said: Wurst thread EVAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Whenever my wife shaves her legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Stop this. Stop this right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Whenever my wife tells me to cut my dagger claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 (edited) Why did I ever click on this!?! Big toe once a month, little toes twice a month. Edited March 25, 2021 by TBBills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Just file them every 3-4 days... cutting toenails is a hassle. Unless, you go to the salon and have the 22 yr old Japanese chick Mai Do Koo do the work which wouldn't be a bad trade off either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIrvine Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Every two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, T&C said: Just file them every 3-4 days... cutting toenails is a hassle. Unless, you go to the salon and have the 22 yr old Japanese chick Mai Do Koo do the work which wouldn't be a bad trade off either. Happy ending? 😆 Asking for my friend Bob Kraft. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Royale and Cheese shops for his toe nail clippers in the power tool section at Lowe's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Happy ending? 😆 Asking for my friend Bob Kraft. 😆 I think it depends b.c of pandemic, did you meet them on Instagram? No, see Bob Kraft Yes, See Deshaun Watson Edited March 25, 2021 by TBBills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 5 hours ago, Beast said: Royale and Cheese shops for his toe nail clippers in the power tool section at Lowe's. Are you hitting on me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Rex, that you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Apologies for being late to the party, but talk about irony. Big toenails have recently become fragile after six decades. More annoying than my spine disintegrating, which I'm use to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 I'm waiting for @The Dean's response to this question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 23 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: I would say for me, about once a month. Well, after reading this thread, I just cut mine. Let's just say that I barely see my feet all winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Krentist Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 I clip all except for the little toe. I need a coke nail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Ironically I just took a moment out and did this yesterday. I think I go for a period of months between clippings. Never really documented it. I live in FL and wear flip flops every day and am often walking around barefoot; at a certain point in time my big toe nails in particular just start to look too long and gross, and then it's time to give them the chop. When I cut the big nails, I hit the others as well. And that's about as much as I'm ever going to write about cutting my toe nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 My wife picks on me for my OCD, but every sunday is "grooming day" - fingernails, toenails, trim the goatee, trim the nether regions, run the cheese grater on my feet callouses, etc. So once per week for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 I was cutting mine last week until I noticed a puddle of blood on the edge of the bath tub. I found that I cut my big toe with the scissors, never felt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 3/25/2021 at 7:51 PM, I am the egg man said: Apologies for being late to the party, but talk about irony. Big toenails have recently become fragile after six decades. More annoying than my spine disintegrating, which I'm use to. Aside from the part where I can't believe I clicked on this thread I can actually perform a public service here! my chick turned me onto this- biotin supplements. Deficiency causes hair thinning and brittle crappy nails. Costco has like a year's worth for 7 bucks! Very good and noticeable supplement. Anyone care to share some beauty secrets, gents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 You gotta check them s**** daily, mayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 2, 2021 Author Share Posted April 2, 2021 On 3/29/2021 at 12:47 PM, frostbitmic said: I was cutting mine last week until I noticed a puddle of blood on the edge of the bath tub. I found that I cut my big toe with the scissors, never felt it. Just drag it across the sidewalk. That's how my dog trims his nails. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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