Inigo Montoya Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) When Josh Allen runs the option, the two options are nunchucks or brass knuckles When Josh Allen spikes the football, car alarms go off....in China When Josh Allen breaks the huddle, the huddle meets its deductible When Josh Allen throws a bomb, the US Air Force gets jealous When Josh Allen dives for the pylon, the pylon's life flashes before its eyes Edited October 1, 2020 by Inigo Montoya 3 4 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 No this isnt Kiko Alonso... sorry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 Just now, TBBills said: No this isnt Kiko Alonso... sorry. Kiko who??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Inigo Montoya said: Kiko who??? Exactly which is why you don't do that b/c Josh isn't some legend. He is the real deal... Edited September 30, 2020 by TBBills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Josh Allen doesn't orchestrate comebacks, comebacks try to orchestrate Josh Allen 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saundena Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: When Josh Allen runs the option, the two options are nunchucks or brass knuckles When Josh Allen spikes the football, car alarms in China go off When Josh Allen breaks the huddle, the huddle meets its deductible These ones especially made me chuckle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 LAMP is bright with the OP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 28 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said: When Josh Allen breaks the huddle, the huddle meets its deductible My personal favorite 🙂👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwai San Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Long time before "Legend" title gets attached to JA. But damn Skippy - our boy is just growing up right before our eyes. Great days to be a Bills Fan again!! Good times! Go BILLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Josh Allen caught all the pokymon . . . using a landline phone 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessAccepted Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, aceman_16 said: LAMP is bright with the OP Your post is a little LAMPy tbh. It really didn't add anything except to your post count. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveorhatembillsfan4life Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Josh will eradicate COVID..or is that the Legend of Beane?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 When Josh Allen punches his memory foam pillow, it forgets. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 When a hurricane gets named Josh, even Idaho evacuates. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Josh Allen killed five terrorists with a grenade ... then it exploded 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brennan Huff Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I love re-recycled Chuck Norris jokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Once upon a time, there was a K Gun, now we have an A-GUN! Tell the Raidas, he’s comin, and Heck is Comin With Him! Then the Titans, and then the Battle at the OK Corral in Orchard Park with the Chiefs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 This is for you No Huddle, “Why, Pat Mahomes, it looks like somebody walked all over you’re grave? O I was just kidding. I wasn’t. And this time, it’s legal. Alright Longer, let’s do it. Say wheeven? Why Patrick, you were no daisy, no daisy at all”. Im just kidding around. Mahomes is fantastic, and will be our biggest test this year. He is fantastic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aceman_16 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 hours ago, ProcessAccepted said: Your post is a little LAMPy tbh. It really didn't add anything except to your post count. Yep as yours lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) 59 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: Once upon a time, there was a K Gun, now we have an A-GUN! Tell the Raidas, he’s comin, and Heck is Comin With Him! Then the Titans, and then the Battle at the OK Corral in Orchard Park with the Chiefs! The kgun wasn't named after Jim Kelly... So A- gun really wouldn't fit the narrative Edited September 30, 2020 by Buffalo716 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 716, I know it was McKeller, but fits the narrative. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Some kids pee their name in the snow. Josh Allen can pee his name in concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Buffalo716 said: The kgun wasn't named after Jim Kelly... So A- gun really wouldn't fit the narrative A-Bomb? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 (edited) The average temperature of the universe is 3 degrees Kelvin. The ice water in Josh Allen's veins prevents it from going any higher. Keeping with the "ice water in his veins" theme, when Josh Allen bleeds, the furnace kicks on. Edited September 30, 2020 by WhoTom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurpleBull Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 6 hours ago, TBBills said: No this isnt Kiko Alonso... sorry. I heard he now slides as part of a business decision, rather than take Josh Allen head on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: This is for you No Huddle, “Why, Pat Mahomes, it looks like somebody walked all over you’re grave? O I was just kidding. I wasn’t. And this time, it’s legal. Alright Longer, let’s do it. Say wheeven? Why Patrick, you were no daisy, no daisy at all”. Aye, I’ve also heard that Josh Allen is 7 feet tall, kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Chiefs with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 30, 2020 Share Posted September 30, 2020 19 minutes ago, transient said: Aye, I’ve also heard that Josh Allen is 7 feet tall, kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Chiefs with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. Nice Braveheart quote, and I see you cleaned it up. No points for you. Just kidding Hap, Chandler and SDS. Trying to keep it light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB48 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 9 hours ago, machine gun kelly said: Once upon a time, there was a K Gun, now we have an A-GUN! Tell the Raidas, he’s comin, and Heck is Comin With Him! Then the Titans, and then the Battle at the OK Corral in Orchard Park with the Chiefs! I like that - - A-GUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyDays Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 (edited) When Josh Allen drinks gatorade, the gatorade feels replenished. The moon landing was faked. No way they threw something that far before Josh Allen was born. Josh Allen doubled the population of Wyoming in a single semester. Edited October 1, 2020 by HappyDays 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, HappyDays said: When Josh Allen drinks gatorade, the gatorade feels replenished. The moon landing was faked. No way they threw something that far before Josh Allen was born. Josh Allen doubled the population of Wyoming in a single semester. That's honestly not that much of a feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 You're trying too hard. Jumped the shark when kiko left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 I have a craving for a dos equis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 The Legend is growing We have a convert! Welcome to the Bills Family! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky7337 Posted October 1, 2020 Share Posted October 1, 2020 How did this play out for kiko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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