Virgil Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I really wish we had a Pats thread so we could dump all this crap in one spot. It makes me want to throw up posting about these guys. https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1181584075213160448?s=20 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Hopefully this puts to rest the "he will return late this season" notion. I think he's done with playing the game. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick the Greek Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. 5 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 They have heard him speak.............right ? ? 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdrought Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Welp. Looks like i'll be suffering through Boomer Esiason and Phil Simms from now on... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I'm imagining some rather Hulkesque analysis. "Big linebacker smash puny receiver." 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassgixxer05 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Nick the Greek said: The drooling caveman is a TV analyst? I’m sure he has a lot of great insight to share with the viewers out there. Headlining the new meathead cheapshot awards segment for the best "forearm to a back of a downed player" moments each week. His insight should be great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Good, I never watch FOX anyway. Gronk is a moron and will be awful at that job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphadawg7 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Didn't he announce after AB made his debut that he was returning to the Pats in week 10 or something near the end of the season for a playoff push? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, whatdrought said: Welp. Looks like i'll be suffering through Boomer Esiason and Phil Simms from now on... Is there a more boring pre-game show on earth? I'd rather watch Rex, Woodson, Moss, and Ponder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just in Atlanta Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Analyst? Wow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 "Wow what a play, what do you think Gronk?" - Bradshaw "Yo Soy Fiesta" - Gronk "Soooo same answer as the last 3 plays we've highlighted? You have a great way with words Gronk!" - Menefee 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Like Tobias Fünke?! An ‘analrapist’? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninSarasota Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I am sure his insightful command of the English language landed him this gig ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I have stopped watching pre-game shows over the last ten years. I'd rather get home from church, and do yard work up until the kick off and sit down as the game is starting. Any need to know information comes to your phone anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) At first I thought it said "Gronk hired an analyst." Edited October 8, 2019 by WhoTom 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, BuffaninSarasota said: I am sure his insightful command of the English language landed him this gig ...... Expert on cheap late hits. A******. (Gronk, not you.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Alphadawg7 said: Didn't he announce after AB made his debut that he was returning to the Pats in week 10 or something near the end of the season for a playoff push? He was joking about it with Barstool 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, BuffaninSarasota said: I am sure his insightful command of the English language landed him this gig ...... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanSD Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Keep in mind that Michael Irvin has a similar gig. Literally anybody can do this job apparently. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nester Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Virgil said: I really wish we had a Pats thread so we could dump all this crap in one spot. It makes me want to throw up posting about these guys. https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1181584075213160448?s=20 Then why post if your gong to cry about it? You are not ESPN or CNN, you have no need to "break the story." Talk to a professional about your need for constant attention that pushes you past illness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Great just what we need Insight from a meathead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, BillsFanSD said: Keep in mind that Michael Irvin has a similar gig. Literally anybody can do this job apparently. Joe Montana and Isiah Thomas and OJ Simpson bombed bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Nester said: Then why post if your gong to cry about it? You are not ESPN or CNN, you have no need to "break the story." Talk to a professional about your need for constant attention that pushes you past illness. You’re adorable 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Nester said: Then why post if your gong to cry about it? You are not ESPN or CNN, you have no need to "break the story." Talk to a professional about your need for constant attention that pushes you past illness. Well... That was harsh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberTheRockpile Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I always assumed he would be doing Geico commercials. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Why is this if any interest??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, RememberTheRockpile said: I always assumed he would be doing Geico commercials. Like the voice of the camel... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Don Otreply said: Why is this if any interest??? It's NFL news, it's a Bye Week, and, honestly, the thought of Gronk as an analyst is a target rich environment for comedic gold from some of our more witty posters... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 He’s going to be disappointed when he learns ‘Anal’yst didn’t mean what he thought it did... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, billsfan1959 said: It's NFL news, it's a Bye Week, and, honestly, the thought of Gronk as an analyst is a target rich environment for comedic gold from some of our more witty posters... I’ll give you the making fun of gronk part... the analyst part though has little value, just more dumbing down of society. Go Bills!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Virgil said: You’re adorable Point, Virgil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Don Otreply said: I’ll give you the making fun of gronk part... the analyst part though has little value, just more dumbing down of society. Go Bills!!! Actually, that was my first thought when I read the thread title.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Don Otreply said: Why is this if any interest??? Many have speculated his return to playing, which would impact the AFC East Edited October 8, 2019 by Virgil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Virgil said: Many have speculated his return to playing, which would impact the AGC East What’s the AGC east?? ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Virgil said: Many have speculated his return to playing, which would impact the AGC East he's nowhere near game playing weight to get back out there maybe as punter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Junction Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 This. Just this. https://youtu.be/uLr0v9MyGgM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virgil Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Don Otreply said: What’s the AGC east?? ? I hate both autocorrect and you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Virgil said: I hate both autocorrect and you I can understand both ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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