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Do you pick your nose?


Nostril penetration  

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  1. 1. Nose picker



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1 hour ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

 

 

$50 says one (or more)  of the 3 of you will be caught sleeping in the tailgate parking lot 

 

Or forced by @Hammered a Lot to clean the latreens after the game/tailgate.

 

I am gonna suck up to @mead107, he'll put me on KP duty and load his truck.

 

Have fun Boyz: @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek cleaning Hammer's heads... DON'T forget these:

 

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Bathroom+Skullduggery+Free+Standing+Toil

 

@Gugny will be supervising your work!!!

That's Gug with the whip:

 

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3 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

You must be a millennial.  Always looking for the easy way out.  Instant gratification.  Get your index finger up there knuckle deep and do some work!

 

You still talking to her about the nose right?   ?

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The ability to pick boogers is what made apes.

 

The ability to trim, or at least clean our fingernails made us human.

 

There will always be boogers picked and flicked.

 

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Sometimes I get caught picking my nose at work...

 

We stare at each other as I slowly remove my finger from the stretched nostril. A thin, glistening thread of snot follows my moist digit before snapping back up and out of sight. 

 

They quickly turn away.

 

Embarrassed.

 

I resume typing.

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6 hours ago, That's No Moon said:

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

But you can pick Mr Potato Head’s nose! 

1 hour ago, LeGOATski said:

Sometimes I get caught picking my nose at work...

 

We stare at each other as I slowly remove my finger from the stretched nostril. A thin, glistening thread of snot follows my moist digit before snapping back up and out of sight. 

 

They quickly turn away.

 

Embarrassed.

 

I resume typing.

 

I’m guessing people do not rush in to jump on your computer/keyboard. This is better than a fancy password! 

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