ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Responding or chatting in the Shoutbox with @ExiledInIllinois is kinda like playing a video game. It takes awhile, his jabs are harmless and, in the end, you can laugh at your success. Most of us keep score and I think I am high scorer for the month of July. Look who's talking! [That was a jab, score one from home if you are counting] ?? 2 minutes ago, teef said: i've never driven a stick shift. have zero idea how to. my mom made fun of me for this recently. Only 7% of Drivers today can... From what I heard. Not sure how true that is. ?? So... Doesn't count. Most drivers today can't, or won't. From your Mom? Sheesh! ? Edited August 14, 2018 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Only 7% of Drivers today can... From what I heard. Not sure how true that is. ?? From your Mom? Sheesh! ? that makes me feel somewhat better. I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned. I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 49 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: And most people should probably practice using a fire extinguisher. The small ones (10# or less) empty before you know it!!!! Base of fire, sweeping motion. You only got one chance if thats the only fire extinguisher. Make it count!!! When we get new ones @ work, refreshed fire extinguishers... We take old ones, or sketchy ones and practice on a fire (of course a fire). But really... It helps... You really need your own You Tube channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Cripple Creek said: You really need your own You Tube channel. I have one. Going on 10 years or so. It's very boring. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: I have one. Going on 10 years or so. It's very boring. ? Hmmmm. Maybe you should spice it up a bit. Pay some hookers to visit your patch of grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Hmmmm. Maybe you should spice it up a bit. Pay some hookers to visit your patch of grass. Prairie weeds, thank you! We prefer prairie weeds. The Big Guy gets wind they spent 5k on prairie weed seeds, he may not be happy. Oh wait, you said hookers. Any chance Russian? He may drop by... We don't want that. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Never seen a Star Wars movie. Never read a Harry Potter book. Never understood politicians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 17 hours ago, Gugny said: I've never sat on my own nuts. I have never sat on your nuts either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Guffalo said: I have never sat on your nuts either Someone has a bad memory ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Never left the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I’ve never held a woman holding a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 3 hours ago, teef said: that makes me feel somewhat better. I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned. I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?". Does she shoulder none of the blame? She raised you, after all. 5 hours ago, IslandBillsFan said: This one may not be popular, but I have never gotten a massage. Well at least one I paid for. Same here. I've never been one for massages. I don't get back/muscle pain, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Played softball until I was 59, but never been to a major league baseball game. Plenty of 3A but no major league. Never been married. Don't know where the "never" is in this one, but Mom's 99, Dad's 100, both still live in the house my brother's I were brought up in. Don't think many can say that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I've never knowingly or willingly put mayo on anything or eaten anything with mayo in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 49 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Does she shoulder none of the blame? She raised you, after all. that's exactly what i said. i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon. they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick. it's completely on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers. Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico. Never gone fishing. Never gone skiing. Never fired a gun. Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen. Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it. Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway. Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers. Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico. Never gone fishing. Never gone skiing. Never fired a gun. Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen. Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it. Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway. Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. Log off TBD, and don't come back until you've watched both of these. @Canadian Bills Fan, please give him a two day ban for his own good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I've never done meth or been in an airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, Mark Vader said: Never smoked a cigarette. I didn't need to, I lived with a couple heavy smokers. Never left the continent. Been to Canada, but not Mexico. Never gone fishing. Never gone skiing. Never fired a gun. Never seen "Caddyshack" or "Blazing Saddles". I'm going to take major heat for this. Despite being a movie fan, there are plenty of movies I've never seen. Never seen "Game of Thrones", Breaking Bad", or "Walking Dead". Not that I don't want to, just haven't gotten around to it. Never read a single Harry Potter book, but I've seen the movies. I'm not a big reader anyway. Never been to Buffalo, New Era/The Ralph/Rich Stadium for a game, or Hammer's Lot. But that all changes in September. Never saw Back To The Future. I think just about everyone else has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, teef said: that's exactly what i said. i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon. they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick. it's completely on them. a sweet car? I learned stick and grew up on 3 straight Dodge Omnis or Plymouth Horizons, two of them yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills4everNY Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Never read "Catcher in the Rye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, teef said: that's exactly what i said. i had to drive around in a hand me down buick station wagon. they could have hooked me up with a sweet car with a stick. it's completely on them. I'm oddly attracted to your mom right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 5 hours ago, teef said: that makes me feel somewhat better. I've never had a car with a stick, so just never learned. I think my mom's specific comment was something like, "how does a man your age not know how to drive a stick?". Gugny can help you with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewPort71 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Never had a hole in one playing golf. (came close 2X) Never had or will have a tat. Have never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Love driving a stick shift car. My first car was a '69 VW Beetle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 14 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Como Mall. Como 6. When Star Wars came out, 1977. Remember the arcade? When (year) did Dubel's build/move to behind Como Mall from W.Seneca? They used to be in that building where the Beauty Supply (was Kaiser's) is, next to Picasso's... Across from Dunn Tire (which was Cotrell Ford)... Next to M&T Bank was another supermarket: "Harvest the Best." Nothing ever went in there, building still stands I think. Dubel's was there as early as 1973,I think it was a Loblaw's before that.I wasn't a game player,so I never spent time in the Como and Thruway Mall arcades...but sure,I remember them.The Harvest the Best store doesn't ring a bell for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 38 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: I'm oddly attracted to your mom right now. she's married to my dad, but you'd have to ask her if she's happily married. 25 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Gugny can help you with that. i bet he can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Bills4everNY said: Never read "Catcher in the Rye." most overrated pile of trash, or at least one of them.... never saw even 1% of the hype surrounding it, nor from anything else he wrote. 44 minutes ago, LewPort71 said: Never had a hole in one playing golf. (came close 2X) Never had or will have a tat. Have never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Love driving a stick shift car. My first car was a '69 VW Beetle got a hole in one, once left it 2 inches away from an albatross on a 500 yard part 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Another dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, teef said: she's married to my dad, but you'd have to ask her if she's happily married. Trick question. No one's happily married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Another Fan said: Never saw Back To The Future. I think just about everyone else has Whoah, this is heavy. There are a lot of famous movies I've never seen. Casablanca, Vertigo, The Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane, North By Northwest. Just to name a few of the big ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: Trick question. No one's happily married. ohhhhh. this is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Never broken a bone (other than my nose in a fight, but nothing that required a cast) Never had stitches (should have had them a few times) Never had Novocaine or anesthesia Never smoked pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 18 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Jeebus...I’m not sure if I’d be happy or terrified to meet you in person. Have you ever thrown a Chihuahua off the roof of the projects? Have you ever broke a Puerto Rican dude’s leg for sweatpant money? Ummm do the kids know about your extracurricular activities. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterbluesky Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 3 hours ago, chknwing334 said: Never broken a bone (other than my nose in a fight, but nothing that required a cast) Never had stitches (should have had them a few times) You got hit in the nose because you dropped your fists..never do that.The Marines have a name for a fist fight...Dancing.Keep your shoulders square to your enemy..throw a punch in a quick fashion,rebound,fist/arm retraction is important.There are ways to cause damage to your opponent without blood flow loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Mark Vader said: There are a lot of famous movies I've never seen. Casablanca, Vertigo, The Maltese Falcon, Citizen Kane, North By Northwest. Just to name a few of the big ones. I've never seen a Bogart movie or Psycho. Until recently, I hadn't seen Citizen Kane, but my son had to watch it for a film class last year so we watched it together. I realize that movies have to be taken in the context of their times, but I really didn't enjoy it. In general I like cerebral movies, but this one just didn't click for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 haven't seen any Star Wars films but the first one. Not into sci-fi, comic book films or fantasy. Never seen any of the Hobbit trilogy, Star Trek films, Batman/Iron Man/Thor, Mission Impossible, Jack Reacher films Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 19 minutes ago, stuvian said: haven't seen any Star Wars films but the first one. Not into sci-fi, comic book films or fantasy. Never seen any of the Hobbit trilogy, Star Trek films, Batman/Iron Man/Thor, Mission Impossible, Jack Reacher films What have you seen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 4 hours ago, chknwing334 said: Never broken a bone (other than my nose in a fight, but nothing that required a cast) Never had stitches (should have had them a few times) Never had Novocaine or anesthesia Never smoked pot Oh, you don’t know what you’re missing!!! Stitches are the BEST! (A little misdirection there....for the heck of it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 On 8/13/2018 at 6:58 PM, Gray Beard said: I would say that’s not something most people have done. I’ve skiied several places in the northeast, but never out west. In fact, most people would call that falling off a mountain if they did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 6 hours ago, LewPort71 said: Never had a hole in one playing golf. (came close 2X) Geez, I've had 4. Two were on the hole where you get someone to turn the windmill's arms; the trick is have them turn the arms slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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