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Season Opener Haiku


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McDermott and Beane

New chapter in Orchard Park

Bring Lombardi home

 

Tyrod gets knocked out

Nate Peterman lights it up

Please draft a QB

 

Marcellus arrives

He's missed the morning walkthrough

Trade him on Monday

 

Shady scores three times

Who misses Gillislee now?

10k chase is on

 

Rex Ryan will watch

Rob Ryan will stuff his face

McDermott will win

 

Ralph would have been proud

McDermott is a class act

Tanking is for fools

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Apparently I don't know what in the sam hell a Haiku is.

A form of Japanese poetry that consists of 3 lines, usually with a 5-7-5 syllable pattern. The words don't have to rhyme.

 

Example:

 

It all starts with one.

The Bills host the New York Jets.

I hate New England.

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We got a new GM named Beane

He thinks his ideas are real keen

He put on us a whammy

When he traded Sammy

And our seasons now in the latrine

 

Or

 

Last year our head coach was Rex Ryan

Whose d scheme was clearly a dyin

Our minds all went numb

Because our team played so dumb

It looked like they weren't even tryin

 

Or

 

So far this year has been fun

Tom Brady now throws like a nun

We will put him away

Now that his hair is gray

Once again it's our time in the sun

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