goldenboy81 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Somebody will do it. This is the way 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I wonder if the Bills will have extra security around the site on Sunday. The team has to be aware, right? I dont think I've seen it mentioned on any official social media. Rightfully so, they dont need the lawsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 12 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said: The scary thing is somebody will be at the bottom of that pit on Sunday Yeah, it would be good if they could somehow implement heightened security to avoid that 'Cuz we both know someone will try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando Tim Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I was asked by many coworkers today if this put things is real. I explain that it most likely is real and they will find 20 people at the bottom this weekend if they don't have a plan to stop it. I am both proud and embarrassed to be a member of this group at this exact moment. 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty shackleford Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 All someone needs to do is put a folding table at the bottom of the pit and there will be plenty of jumpers. Add a little bit of lighter fluid and some matches and it will be hard to resist. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 3 minutes ago, Beck Water said: Yeah, it would be good if they could somehow implement heightened security to avoid that 'Cuz we both know someone will try I would try it if I was persuaded enough under enough jack Daniels lol I've done three straight days of heavy snow shoveling... So I'm just relaxing rn with a large pizza and hot wings from rivas in depew Man I could eat this everyday 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) The Pit must be fed. It is necessary to appease the gods and avert their wrath. Edited January 20 by Irv 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xwnyer Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/18/2024 at 9:46 AM, Blainorama5 said: Where ya gonna find one of those?? ... had to do it. 😉 Not in WNY 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beck Water Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: I would try it if I was persuaded enough under enough jack Daniels lol I've done three straight days of heavy snow shoveling... So I'm just relaxing rn with a large pizza and hot wings from rivas in depew Man I could eat this everyday Do you think the Pit would be satisfied to be fed with wings and pizza? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, goldenboy81 said: Somebody will do it. This is the way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyOutWest Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Doing my part. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) 1 hour ago, Beck Water said: Do you think the Pit would be satisfied to be fed with wings and pizza? Ummm does a bear ***** in the woods Edited January 20 by Buffalo716 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistofFate Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, TwistofFate said: I'd buy that. Nobody within 200 miles of me would get it but I'd wear it proudly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) lmao this thread is hilarious THE SNARK THOUGH PS: do you think anyone hearing this story away from WNY homeys realizes how ironic and silly and tragic all in one this topic is. Because it IS serious business. We take our football team very seriously. To the death. Either way win or lose. But we crave Win more than we fear death Aint that the truth! Amirite? lol Edited January 20 by muppy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) Part of me wants to be an active participant in another teams season just to see if it's this weird. In the last two seasons alone we've had Punt God's lawsuit and release from the team, Kim Pegula medical situation, John Murphy stroke, Damar Hamlin getting CPR on the field, A dude doing multiple drugs covering himself in feces and climbing into the pit, Going 6-6 and having reports about the Coach taking positives from 9/11, Six game win streak people are convinced is because of feces dude, fan gets killed outside a Dolphins win. Now Peppa Pig is somehow involved. Bills football is like a Ken Kesey experiment with background music by Frank Zappa and Yoko Ono. Someone is going to die in the pit aren't they? Edited January 20 by thenorthremembers 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew21PA Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/18/2024 at 10:33 PM, WickedGame said: Hurt in a sacrifice to The Pit? Call Cellino & Barnes injury attorneys. Don’t wait, call 8. Hurt by the pit….tar? Call william matter 444-4444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-BillzeBubba Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 1 hour ago, Drew21PA said: Hurt by the pit….tar? Call william matter 444-4444 William Matter has already tweeted not to jump in the pit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 I woke up last night and I was standing at the lip of the pit. Was really unsettling 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locomark Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Now just send them that meme of the drugged out guy who covered himself in feces at the portapotty earlier in the season and ran toward the pit and say “here is an example” LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheyCallMeAndy Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 48 minutes ago, May Day 10 said: I woke up last night and I was standing at the lip of the pit. Was really unsettling Please don’t call it a lip 😂😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Warcodered Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 5 hours ago, x-BillzeBubba said: Oh they installed a diving board that's convenient. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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That's No Moon Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 37 minutes ago, Warcodered said: Oh they installed a diving board that's convenient. Diving board or a plank to walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 5 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Diving board or a plank to walk? I suppose that depends on the perspective on who's going in the pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Just now, Warcodered said: I suppose that depends on the perspective on who's going in the pit. I suppose. If I ever had to walk a plank, I'd like to think I'd do it with a little panache though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 18 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Diving board or a plank to walk? It’s a diving board, like at a resort. Remember, we’re trying to sell this. 😋 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) Feed the Pit. Our offering to Huitzilopochtli will the replace blood lost as he engages in daily battle with the Sun. And it will ensure a spot in the AFCCG. The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan shall be rendered a shadow of the freshly built Buffalo gridiron amphitheater. All hail to Huitzilopochtli! Hail. Edited January 20 by Irv 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 6 minutes ago, Irv said: Feed the Pit. Our offering to Huitzilopochtli will the replace blood lost as he engages in daily battle with the Sun. And it will ensure a spot in the AFCCG The Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan shall be rendered a shadow of the freshly built Buffalo gridiron amphitheater. All hail to Huitzilopochtli! Hail. Are you the Gate Keeper? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 7 minutes ago, Augie said: It’s a diving board, like at a resort. Remember, we’re trying to sell this. 😋 Got it. The contents of the porta potty were an advanced, organic, rejuvenating exfoliant. 3 minutes ago, Augie said: Are you the Gate Keeper? Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for? Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 4 hours ago, May Day 10 said: I woke up last night and I was standing at the lip of the pit. Was really unsettling It's a sign that you are the chosen one, to enter The Pit this weekend. We all shall gather and sing songs of your brave sacrifice as you make the plunge. Men will cheer, women will cry, children will ask "what's going on?" Your name will be placed on the new stadium Wall Of Fame. 3 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/18/2024 at 9:45 AM, Your Brown Eye said: With Patrick Mahomes coming to town, only an unblemished virgin is acceptable this week. Save that for the Superbowl You dont play poker do you lol. keep those cards up your sleeve 😉 If it comes to getting the SB Win ? I am ready. No stranger to Pits , am I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Foothills Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) On 1/18/2024 at 6:46 AM, Blainorama5 said: Where ya gonna find one of those?? ... had to do it. 😉 A virgin? Summon all the women from the outlying villages!!! On 1/18/2024 at 7:37 AM, BuffaloBillyG said: Don't have to. I have a list. -Jerry Sullivan -Tyler Dunne -Jackson Mahomes -William Mattar -My ex wife -Mama Kelce -Nick Wright -Anyone that doesn't put their shopping cart in the rack If we're opening it up to those that are disliked, should we add Tim Graham and John Warrow? I'm confused by the criteria... On 1/18/2024 at 8:28 AM, BigDingus said: This "tradition" won't last long... Either someone gets hurt, or people get n trouble for trespassing at the site 😅 What's the over/under on the number of fools/fans who attempt The Pit? On 1/18/2024 at 10:55 AM, nedboy7 said: Got the kids ready. Where am I taking them exactly? On 1/18/2024 at 11:24 AM, PromoTheRobot said: Instead of 60 ft tall Buffalos how about an alter? There's the Al Davis torch altar at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas... why not Buffalo? On 1/18/2024 at 12:00 PM, WhitewalkerInPhilly said: oh no we accidentally threw Chris Collingsworth into the pit, buried him in two tons of gravel, paved it over and then had a dance party Which makes me think, the Meadowlands has Jimmy Hoffa... maybe we should "contact" Joe Todaro? On 1/18/2024 at 2:17 PM, Rubes said: The Pit can never be filled. It is insatiable. Especially if we commemorate the ceremony with condiments... lots of condiments. On 1/18/2024 at 7:33 PM, WickedGame said: Hurt in a sacrifice to The Pit? Call Cellino & Barnes injury attorneys. Don’t wait, call 8. I think you can only call Cellino now. Double checking with the FAA... 17 hours ago, Orlando Tim said: I was asked by many coworkers today if this put things is real. I explain that it most likely is real and they will find 20 people at the bottom this weekend if they don't have a plan to stop it. I am both proud and embarrassed to be a member of this group at this exact moment. Remember, you grow where you're planted... or something like that. 1 hour ago, Warcodered said: Oh... I guess that's not Fitzmagic after all... Edited January 20 by Sierra Foothills 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/18/2024 at 10:53 AM, WhitewalkerInPhilly said: I would not hate that. Bills Mafia, and I say this lovingly as part of them, is F******* weird man. I love us for that. Black magic cthonian ritual for a Super Bowl? Sign me up! It says "Come to our house. We call it the Pit. Imagine what you'll call it. We are going to drag you through mud and wind and snow and then lay you on a table for our fans to smash" heart emoji not available, But pretend i posted one for this ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 minutes ago, Sierra Foothills said: A virgin? Summon all the women from the outlying villages!!! Or just grab Nick Wright. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 5 minutes ago, Sierra Foothills said: A virgin? Summon all the women from the outlying villages!!! If we're opening it up to those that are disliked, should we add Tim Graham and John Warrow? I'm confused by the criteria... What's the over/under on the number of fools/fans who attempt The Pit? There's the Al Davis torch altar at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas... why not Buffalo? Which makes me think, the Meadowlands has Jimmy Hoffa... maybe we should "contact" Joe Todaro? Especially if we commemorate the ceremony with condiments... lots of condiments. I think you can only call Cellino now. Double checking with the FAA... Remember, you grow where you're planted... or something like that. Oh... I guess that's not Fitzmagic after all... I appreciate all your condiments in this matter just outstanding all around. Go Bills 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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