BringBackFergy Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 sight and hearing once hearing goes you start deteriorating 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: sight and hearing once hearing goes you start deteriorating Once my father couldn’t hear, even WITH hearing aides, he became very isolated. He was too old to learn to read lips, or for us to learn sign language. He was very......alone. Even in a crowd, maybe even more so in a crowd. Sight for sure, and based upon my experience with my dad’s isolation, I go with hearing. I have a friend battling throat cancer. He’s lost his sense of taste and he’s miserable about it. He’s losing weight even trying to force calories. At least we can still talk about it on the phone. Fortunately things seem to be turning for the better for him. I hear smell also affects taste and makes eating happen. I still stick with sight and hearing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 Sight and touch. I think not having touch would affect a lot more than one would expect, like walking and chewing food. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 15 minutes ago, snafu said: Sight and touch. I think not having touch would affect a lot more than one would expect, like walking and chewing food. I kinda skipped over that, since I don’t know IF it can happen or what it would look like. It might move up the leaderboard if I could get a grip on that. I agree it would be critically important. My father also lost feeling in the soles of his feet. It was a serious problem concerning balance and the ability to function. I’m not sure how wide spread that could possibly become. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. Taste and smell go together. If you have a cold things do not taste the same. For me sight and touch. Sight despite my diminishing uncorrectable vision to read the medication bottles which I think would be difficult to open without touch. Touch is a lot more complicated than some think. It is not just finger tips but air pressure on ears, feeling ground when you walk, etc. Back to eating my trout and cauliflower pasta. When I have full eating requirements from endocrinologist I probably will not need taste buds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Sight and touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 7 hours ago, Augie said: Once my father couldn’t hear, even WITH hearing aides, he became very isolated. He was too old to learn to read lips, or for us to learn sign language. He was very......alone. Even in a crowd, maybe even more so in a crowd. Sight for sure, and based upon my experience with my dad’s isolation, I go with hearing. I have a friend battling throat cancer. He’s lost his sense of taste and he’s miserable about it. He’s losing weight even trying to force calories. At least we can still talk about it on the phone. Fortunately things seem to be turning for the better for him. I hear smell also affects taste and makes eating happen. I still stick with sight and hearing. Ok, you convinced me. Sight & Hearing. I’m sorry for your Dad’s hearing loss. With 41 years of marriage, I often fantasize not hearing (feigning it most of the time)😉. But if push comes to shove, to Hell with taste, touch & feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: Ok, you convinced me. Sight & Hearing. I’m sorry for your Dad’s hearing loss. With 41 years of marriage, I often fantasize not hearing (feigning it most of the time)😉. But if push comes to shove, to Hell with taste, touch & feel. We lost him about 5 years ago, and to be honest I think it was a relief, mostly for him. He’s at peace. Hospice was a surprisingly beautiful experience. I know that sounds odd, in some ways.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 This is easy sight and hearing. Just FYI if you lose your smell you will also lose taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I'm going with sight and touch and my reasons are purely sexual. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I already have partial anosmia anyway so I wouldn't miss my sense of smell that much. Apparently, it's not 'scientifically viable' that it's an evolutionary response to growing up with my dad's farts. I think I'd have to pick sight and hearing. I can't imagine a more lonely existence than not being able to see or hear. You see those videos of the deaf kids hearing their parents for the first time, gets me every time and makes me realise how much I take it for granted that the worst thing I have to deal with is being ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 (edited) 17 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. I want @Gugny's 6th sense and your 7th! 😆🤣 😃 Edited April 12, 2021 by ExiledInIllinois Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg S Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Sight and hearing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I'm going with sight and touch and my reasons are purely sexual. 'bout time somebody admitted it out loud..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 22 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. I would keep touch and sight. That way can feel that goodness when having relations with the wife, g/f, or your common street walking hooker. Keep sight so you can make sure that you are having those relations with someone at least half decent. Or to your liking I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jokeman Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Hearing and touch. I can imagine things in my mind based on what hearing toss in it makes communication a whole lot easier hearing someone. Touch because would need it to feel things to maneuver around since I have no sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Gugny said: I'm going with sight and touch and my reasons are purely sexual. be careful I read somewhere sight can make you impotent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 25 minutes ago, coloradobillsfan said: be careful I read somewhere sight can make you impotent Actually, mask debating can make you blind, which can lead to one being impotent. I've got my basis covered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Sight and hearing ... How am I supposed to be able to drive a car if I can't either see or hear ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Sight and hearing, with taste as an alternate and touch as a 4th. Nobody cares about smell except in the case of a gas leak, but I guess that would be my 2nd alternate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 13, 2021 Author Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain_Quint said: Sight and hearing, with taste as an alternate and touch as a 4th. Nobody cares about smell except in the case of a gas leak, but I guess that would be my 2nd alternate. Heyyyyyy...I see what you did there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Captain_Quint said: Sight and hearing, with taste as an alternate and touch as a 4th. Nobody cares about smell except in the case of a gas leak, but I guess that would be my 2nd alternate. 3 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Heyyyyyy...I see what you did there!!! It's like a Bandit big board!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 12 hours ago, Gugny said: I'm going with sight and touch and my reasons are purely sexual. This was my first thought as well. Anyone not choosing touch is a dumbass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 13, 2021 Author Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 hours ago, LeGOATski said: This was my first thought as well. Anyone not choosing touch is a dumbass. Anyone not choosing “taste” will rot in a hell of blandness for eternity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 5:21 PM, GoBills808 said: sight and hearing once hearing goes you start deteriorating Completely agree here. I care WAY too much about quality sound to lose hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/12/2021 at 8:28 PM, frostbitmic said: Sight and hearing ... How am I supposed to be able to drive a car if I can't either see or hear ? Ask this guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 5:08 PM, BringBackFergy said: Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. Taste you only get sweet, sour, bitter and salt. Much of what we think of as “taste” is actually a combination of smell and taste. https://health.uconn.edu/tasteandsmell/facts/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 44 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: Taste you only get sweet, sour, bitter and salt. Much of what we think of as “taste” is actually a combination of smell and taste. https://health.uconn.edu/tasteandsmell/facts/ Thanks Exiled!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 5:08 PM, BringBackFergy said: Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. Touch and taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 49 minutes ago, Beerball said: Touch and taste. Not sure how you’ll watch or listen to Mets games, but that’s your problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Thanks Exiled!! You stink! I can still smell! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 I can’t help but notice “common” was not an option. I’ve been here long enough to understand why...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 23 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: You stink! I can still smell! That is MUCH better than touching or tasting him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 This is seems like a premise for a horror movie. One of the most frightening is the idea that you are "trapped" in your body. Paralyzed and cannot communicate. When I was kid I remember a movie or TV show where a man was cursed or given a drug that made him appear dead and he was then buried. Nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 15, 2021 Author Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Max Fischer said: This is seems like a premise for a horror movie. One of the most frightening is the idea that you are "trapped" in your body. Paralyzed and cannot communicate. When I was kid I remember a movie or TV show where a man was cursed or given a drug that made him appear dead and he was then buried. Nightmares. Just answer the damn question!! 3 hours ago, Augie said: That is MUCH better than touching or tasting him! So I assume you chose to “see and hear” me?? I’ll take that as a compliment. Have you heard my rendition of “Hey Jude”. Unforgettable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarleyNY Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 5:53 PM, snafu said: Sight and touch. I think not having touch would affect a lot more than one would expect, like walking and chewing food. Agreed. Even taking aside sex the potential for injury is huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 19 hours ago, Augie said: That is MUCH better than touching or tasting him! Yeah, he is pretty nasty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 4/11/2021 at 5:08 PM, BringBackFergy said: Humans have five senses: Touch, Sight, Hearing, Smell and Taste. Given your age and experience, if told you can only pick two senses for the rest of your life, which ones do you pick and which ones do you cast aside? I’m keeping: Sight: Can still read your idiotic posts, a book, watch Bills games, go fishing, hunting, etc. Taste: Good food. Enough said. You guys may say, what about “music”....I can sing tunes in my head. Music nowadays sucks. As for touch and smell...that would kinda suck, but Sight and Taste are more impotent. Could I pick 3 or 4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 15, 2021 Author Share Posted April 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Beerball said: Could I pick 3 or 4? Two. And hearing isn’t an option for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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