K-9 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 You like gladiator movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 It’s just a little flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WEATHER DOT COM Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 No, it's not contagious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Jet-flue can't melt steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 "The earth is flat." "Covid-19's just the flu." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 From a guy: You look like Mommy! Ever see a micropenis? My cat loves me From a girl: My kids at home I have prolapsed anus Vaginal warts are speedbumps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/15/2020 at 11:24 AM, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Nice shoes - - wanna F * * * ? This actually worked for me once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Guffalo said: Vaginal warts are speedbumps! ? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Who Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And who doesn't! ? Well, women generally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muppy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 I forgot my wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, section122 said: This actually worked for me once! Did you catch anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 57 minutes ago, Dr. Who said: Well, women generally. You find one that does, and you hang onto that girl, mister! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 ..."my wife says hello".......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Please wear a mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Please wear a mask. .....or, the flip side: Masks are for fools. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Augie said: .....or, the flip side: Masks are for fools. 6 words, 7 if you don't count contractions: "You're the Ying to my Yang." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Wanna talk about waterways? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 You like professional wrestling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 "Hi. I'm into license plates." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 5 hours ago, ICanSleepWhenI'mDead said: Did you catch anything? Nothing some antibiotics couldn't fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 1 hour ago, RevWarRifleman said: "Hi. I'm into license plates." Perhaps you should try this: "Can't count to four." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 "I don't wear underwear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 I own the Redskins. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 You play Modern Warfare? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 You wet the bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 21 hours ago, Gugny said: Perhaps you should try this: "Can't count to four." four, five, who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, RevWarRifleman said: four, five, who cares? Well, I mean, the OP pretty clearly defined the parameters. As a law-abiding citizen, I believe in following rules. Are you an anarchist? You're starting to make me nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 I have two anuses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 My dad is SDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 My boyfriend just arrived... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 "Manure's an interesting word." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 20 hours ago, Gugny said: Well, I mean, the OP pretty clearly defined the parameters. As a law-abiding citizen, I believe in following rules. Are you an anarchist? You're starting to make me nervous. Anarchist? Ha! Hardly. Tell you what Gugny, ignore the "Hi" at the start of that post & your world will all be back in alignment again. In the meantime, stay safe, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 You’re my fifth today. Plastic surgery fixes that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoddor Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 7/18/2020 at 5:02 AM, njbuff said: "I don't wear underwear" I think sometimes words like these can even improve a date. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, hoddor said: I think sometimes words like these can even improve a date. ? If I am saying that to a woman................ definite dealbreaker. If a woman says that to me.............. game on. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 On 7/13/2020 at 1:00 PM, Rob's House said: Your sister is hot. I dated your mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Where's your crapper at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 (edited) On 7/18/2020 at 6:57 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said: I have two anuses. Edited July 20, 2020 by Golden Goat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 She'll have the salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Wow! Your mom's hot!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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