Nextmanup Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) Can't believe no one has started a thread on this. If I missed it, I apologize. https://awfulannouncing.com/cbs/adam-archuleta-dirty-sanchez-mustache-cbs-bills-dolphins.html During Bills-Dolphins game, Adam Archuleta says he could “squeeze out…a Dirty Sanchez” mustache, which doesn’t mean what he thinks it means Edited November 18, 2019 by Nextmanup 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZBILLS Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Did I hear him say that OBJ was a quarterback and then continued on to make a bunch of other inaccurate claims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Everyone makes mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinxedBill Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Adams a kinky guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 The play by play and color guy are basically background noise for me. I rarely hear what they say. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I heard it during the game and laughed hard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I don't think Archuletta meant anything by it, but it will be taken that way. Society is way too soft and whiney these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, CommonCents said: Everyone makes mistakes. Including the CBS Sports talent acquisition department. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroutDog Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, OZBILLS said: Did I hear him say that OBJ was a quarterback and then continued on to make a bunch of other inaccurate claims? Well he did say he always hit with his head so it’s probably all a little fuzzy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZBILLS Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Just now, TroutDog said: Well he did say he always hit with his head so it’s probably all a little fuzzy. What a time for CTE to take effect! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said: I don't think Archuletta meant anything by it, but it will be taken that way. Society is way too soft and whiney these days. Well said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Binghamton Beast said: The play by play and color guy are basically background noise for me. I rarely hear what they say. If something interesting happens, and I’m not certain what happened I’ll focus on them a little more for clarification. Otherwise it’s just part of what a football game sounds like. Like the smell of the grass in baseball. Or the screaming at the ref’s in HS basketball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, JinxedBill said: Adams a kinky guy. That, or we now what he uses instead of Grecian Formula. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Blitz Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) The bigger story was how the 2 of them did their best to make you stay tuned to the game constantly stating 15 different ways how the Dolphins are "still in it." You could feel the life get sucked out of them after Hurns fumble. Edited November 18, 2019 by Big Blitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurpleBull Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I heard when he said it but it didn't register at the time...I got lost in the necktie, mustache talk. But yeah, he did say that didn't he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Adam was saying crap yesterday about putting the Fish away then the Bill finished them off and poor Adam had to change his tune. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight in philly Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Seriously.. this is a "thread" topic.. after all the BS i read about "why a thread on this"?a guy makes a pretty funny quip and people wanna make an issue out of it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZBILLS Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, dwight in philly said: people wanna make an issue out of it? Is it an issue? I thought it was just a funny gaffe. Certainly nothing to worry about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishSquisher Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 So I have to admit that I had no idea what a dirty Sanchez is. I heard him say it during the broadcast, but thought nothing of it. Just figured it was some type of weak wannabe mustache. All this talk about it got me curious though, so I looked it up. Wish I hadn't.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiva Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 And please op. Educate us on what a “dirty sanchez” does actually mean. I took it as a handle bar style stache. I’ve never heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timekills17 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 24 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Can't believe no one has started a thread on this. If I missed it, I apologize. https://awfulannouncing.com/cbs/adam-archuleta-dirty-sanchez-mustache-cbs-bills-dolphins.html During Bills-Dolphins game, Adam Archuleta says he could “squeeze out…a Dirty Sanchez” mustache, which doesn’t mean what he thinks it means Well, that comment has been mentioned in quite a few other threads, albeit in passing when discussing the commentating in general. Dedas and Archuleta were going at each other jokingly most of the second half. Archuleta retorted that his $50 emergency tie was better than Dedas' $50 mustache, and Dedas asked if Archuleta could even grow one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, BurpleBull said: I heard when he said it but it didn't register at the time...I got lost in the necktie, mustache talk. But yeah, he did say that didn't he? Yes he did and it was f-ing hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishSquisher Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Kiva said: And please op. Educate us on what a “dirty sanchez” does actually mean. I took it as a handle bar style stache. I’ve never heard of it. Yeah, I didn't know either so I looked it up and can now truly say I wish I didn't know what one was. Edited November 18, 2019 by FishSquisher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiva Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, FishSquisher said: Yeah, I didn't know either so I looked it up and can now truly say I wish I didn't know what one was. And what is it? I’m at work and don’t want to look up something potentially inappropriate Edited November 18, 2019 by Kiva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, timekills17 said: Well, that comment has been mentioned in quite a few other threads, albeit in passing when discussing the commentating in general. Dedas and Archuleta were going at each other jokingly most of the second half. Archuleta retorted that his $50 emergency tie was better than Dedas' $50 mustache, and Dedas asked if Archuleta could even grow one... Right! And then he used a term that is totally inappropriate for their conversation or national airwaves because he obviously doesn't understand its meaning, which is where the humor lies. I'm thinking a lot of folks commenting in this thread do not know what a Dirty Sanchez is, which is funny in its own right. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishSquisher Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Kiva said: And what is it? I’m at work and don’t want to look up something potentially inappropriate I can't go into detail here, and really don't want to. It is definitely inappropriate. And disgusting. I found the definition on urban dictionary FYI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Kiva said: And what is it? I’m at work and don’t want to look up something potentially inappropriate PM’ed you some pics 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishSquisher Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, RiotAct said: PM’ed you some pics Lol, I hope you're joking I have to admit that knowing what it is certainly makes AA's gaffe more amusing though. Edited November 18, 2019 by FishSquisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ticketssince61 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 https://www.tmz.com/2019/11/18/nfl-announcer-dirty-sanchez-game-adam-archuleta-cbs/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZBILLS Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, RiotAct said: PM’ed you some pics 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Right! And then he used a term that is totally inappropriate for their conversation or national airwaves because he obviously doesn't understand its meaning, which is where the humor lies. I'm thinking a lot of folks commenting in this thread do not know what a Dirty Sanchez is, which is funny in its own right. Hey, what your boyfriend or girlfriend do to you is none of our business ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I liked most of Archuleta’s comments. I heard the dirty Sanchez reference and I laughed. He obviously didn’t know what he was saying. He was frustrated with all the penalties for roughing, late hits, etc. He pointed out that it was obvious that guys were trying to hold back, going for glancing blows, not leading with the head, etc. but they would still get the penalty. Most people understand the goal of making the game safer, but some of the calls are the ticky tack, and he would point it out. Of course, he was a defensive player so he could be expected to gripe about those types of penalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gray Beard said: I liked most of Archuleta’s comments. I heard the dirty Sanchez reference and I laughed. He obviously didn’t know what he was saying. He was frustrated with all the penalties for roughing, late hits, etc. He pointed out that it was obvious that guys were trying to hold back, going for glancing blows, not leading with the head, etc. but they would still get the penalty. Most people understand the goal of making the game safer, but some of the calls are the ticky tack, and he would point it out. Of course, he was a defensive player so he could be expected to gripe about those types of penalties. Do you suppose he thinks a dirty sanchez is worth a flag? He didn’t seem to care for a lot of the calls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I like that he said it... I like it more if he knows what it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thurman#1 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Including the CBS Sports talent acquisition department. Nah, Archuleta's good. There are some announcers that really don't thrill me, but he's smart and perceptive and he shows it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenorthremembers Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I heard it but thought he said "squeeze out a little Sanchez" not dirty Sanchez. Anyways the back and forth between he and Spero was pretty weird anyways. Just tell me what is going on and dont try to be funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSHMEAB Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I loved Didas's reference to our coach "Norm McDermott," which I assume was some kind of crazy combination of McD and Norm MacDonald. There were several hilarious gaffes to choose from, but that was my favorite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProcessAccepted Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Happy Gilmore said: I don't think Archuletta meant anything by it, but it will be taken that way. Society is way too soft and whiney these days. You're starting to sound a little whiney yourself there buddy whining about society these days ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLEN1QB Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 2 hours ago, dwight in philly said: Seriously.. this is a "thread" topic.. after all the BS i read about "why a thread on this"?a guy makes a pretty funny quip and people wanna make an issue out of it? What's up Mustache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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