Wooderson Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Enjoy it. Don't put so much pressure on yourself. It's supposed to be fun and exciting, so treat it that way. Be yourself (hopefully that's a good thing haha) and have a few drinks to settle the nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I want to mentor johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbillievable Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 A reminder: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 If she is in the medical field, half the work is already done for you. Bring up the human anatomy as often as possible. Talk about how kids made fun of you for your large hands, feet, and ears, even if its not true. Try to work words like 'donkey' and 'enormous' into the conversation whenever possible. You can also fake a choking fit, knowing that she'll perform the heimlic, drawing in physical contact. It wouldnt be the worst thing in the world to be in full arousal at this point, too, giving her a glimpse into her future. I guarantee you she'll be thinking about a second date after this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 so youre the woman hes talking aboht? I mean with him... we must assume biblically well, yes if we are talking biblical sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Ask JSP for advice. Then do the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 As everyone else points out, just be yourself. It's natural to feel a little uncomfortable. Just know that regardless of how this first date turns out, it's good practice. Good job on getting fully back into life. Your kids are right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 If you get nervous, just think about Tyrod Taylor. And if things go really well and you get back to her place and start experiencing a little stage fright, just think of Tyrod Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Make sure you work into the conversation that you are a fullonrapist, and that you are constantly seeking ways to improve the welfare of the less fortunate. That always works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 this is your time to be gross john. have some fun. your first date should end with the stink finger olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 Dude! No pic's no free advice. Guilty or scared? both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Be yourself, don't put on any show about what a great guy you are, cause we know you aren't. And remember, if it all works out, you'll have a sugar momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 It's not a fantasy at all, but I understand it scares some people. Why, I don't know. Especially for those who already have a family. Im not really scared of being alone shoot I have been doing that the last 5 years WHILE I was married......just didnt want to create turmoil for my youngest kid as I got them out of the nest (which ended up being a mistake.....I think I hurt my kids more by keeping it together because they couldnt stand what their mom had become) Just for clarification.....I am not already planning my wedding vows or anything......but hey....is it a bad thing that I like sex? But at the same time just too "old school" in my ways. Its interesting because before I was married? I was one of the biggest man whore's you would ever see.......I set some kind of record on visits to my dorm room on valentines day one year or something (as am older now I say I am not proud of this....I just didnt really care about other peoples feelings at that time.....people grow up....I grew up) But when you have been in a marrage for as long as I was (like 20 years) and then a large chunk of that your not even close to the person you ARE married to.....the thought of a completely unknown person and talking about "stuff" is pretty scary to me. Im gonna do it though....its ice I need to break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 both just remember the part in There's Something About Mary Take care of business to take care of business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 it is considered acceptable to 'take it out' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figster Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 On a side note I noticed how polite you have become on the board lately John and it suits you well. Good luck buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 On a side note I noticed how polite you have become on the board lately John and it suits you well. Good luck buddy I turned over a new Leaf around the time I got my Nissan Leaf..... I love you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Be yourself, don't put on any show about what a great guy you are, cause we know you aren't. And remember, if it all works out, you'll have a sugar momma. Be yourself???? That's what got him into this whole f@#$ing mess in the first place. I DO NOT recommend that he be himself in the presence of a woman under any circumstances. Do that s@#$ on your own time!! You may want to pay attention yourself, Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 This is good news, John! Everyone's giving you good advice (well... most are). Just relax and keep it loose and you'll be fine. You're a good person and that's obvious to everyone who meets you. Kirby and Rob gave some of the best advice so far: just have confidence in yourself and that will make everything else more fun for both of you. Just have fun with it. If it works out, GREAT. If it doesn't, you'll at least have a fun story to share back here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Be yourself???? That's what got him into this whole f@#$ing mess in the first place. I DO NOT recommend that he be himself in the presence of a woman under any circumstances. Do that s@#$ on your own time!! You may want to pay attention yourself, Jack. It worked for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 (edited) just remember the part inThere's Something About Mary Take care of business to take care of business Stable pregame in college!!!! Edited July 27, 2017 by plenzmd1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Make sure you send a D pick so she knows what is in store if she plays her cards right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Im not really scared of being alone shoot I have been doing that the last 5 years WHILE I was married......just didnt want to create turmoil for my youngest kid as I got them out of the nest (which ended up being a mistake.....I think I hurt my kids more by keeping it together because they couldnt stand what their mom had become) Just for clarification.....I am not already planning my wedding vows or anything......but hey....is it a bad thing that I like sex? But at the same time just too "old school" in my ways. Its interesting because before I was married? I was one of the biggest man whore's you would ever see.......I set some kind of record on visits to my dorm room on valentines day one year or something (as am older now I say I am not proud of this....I just didnt really care about other peoples feelings at that time.....people grow up....I grew up) But when you have been in a marrage for as long as I was (like 20 years) and then a large chunk of that your not even close to the person you ARE married to.....the thought of a completely unknown person and talking about "stuff" is pretty scary to me. Im gonna do it though....its ice I need to break I respect that. Personally, I know I wouldn't put my heart into another relationship, so I wouldn't even bother. I'd do Tinder and be straight up about it. Not looking for anything serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 this is your time to be gross john. have some fun. your first date should end with the stink finger olympics. That's one area where even getting a participation trophy makes you a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Oh John from Hemet, Have your daughters or grand kids paint your fingernails. She'll love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 Oh John from Hemet, Have your daughters or grand kids paint your fingernails. She'll love it I dont know if I am ready for the Doc to see my feet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 first....you need to stop identifying her by what she does......you are already lowering yourself in your own mind...who f***ing cares if she's a doctor or a bus driver, who cares if you make more money or she makes more money. she's a female and you can't base what she does on who she is or what her value is. I dont know if I am ready for the Doc to see my feet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 It worked for me. Don't be yourself. Be Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 first....you need to stop identifying her by what she does......you are already lowering yourself in your own mind...who f***ing cares if she's a doctor or a bus driver, who cares if you make more money or she makes more money. she's a female and you can't base what she does on who she is or what her value is. Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 first....you need to stop identifying her by what she does......you are already lowering yourself in your own mind...who f***ing cares if she's a doctor or a bus driver, who cares if you make more money or she makes more money. she's a female and you can't base what she does on who she is or what her value is. Thats good advice....I mean her seeing my feet would mean that I might be naked... Plus...my feet are gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Great theme song, and you are old enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 first....you need to stop identifying her by what she does......you are already lowering yourself in your own mind...who f***ing cares if she's a doctor or a bus driver, who cares if you make more money or she makes more money. she's a female and you can't base what she does on who she is or what her value is. Exactly!! Shes just a female. At best, her worth is about 80 cents on the dollar relative to a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 it is considered acceptable to 'take it out' Do not take advice from a man who has yet to see a second date since adopting this philosophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I dont know if I am ready for the Doc to see my feet.... you have sex with your sox on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomper Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 i stand by my oft stated opinion that you need to be comfortable being single before you can be successful in dating. I may go overboard with that opinion, but it works for me. If you are looking just for physical 'relationships' have at it all you want. This. Unfortunately for me it took time to become comfortable being single. Women pick up on that. Dated some and I just could never find anyone remotely right. I finally reached a point where I said to myself "f it. I was alone in my marriage and this is my fate, so be it." It's one thing to say that and quite another to mean it. I meant it. Lo and behold, not even a day after that epiphany, it started to happen. Girls at work asking what I was doing afterwards, girls at Wegmans flirting with me, and so on. Women really have a sick sense about it. I was passed the point of caring. A few months later I met the woman I've been with for the last three years. You never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Oh John from Hemet, Have your daughters or grand kids paint your fingernails. She'll love it hahaha CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 hahaha CBF your daughters never painted your nails? multi colors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 your daughters never painted your nails? multi colors haha no she can paint my wife's CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 haha no she can paint my wife's CBF when she looks up at you with baby blues and a pout how can you resist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 when she looks up at you with baby blues and a pout how can you resist? I just say go to mom lol I will wear her hats and one of her repunzel wigs but that's as far as it goes lol CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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