Fan in San Diego Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Heh John! How has the dating going? PM me if you prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 John, we need more news about your love life so that we can stop thinking about the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Relax, enjoy listening to an interesting person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Any updates on this? I am curious; I took John's advice and now seeing a surgeon myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Make sure you work into the conversation that you are a fullonrapist, and that you are constantly seeking ways to improve the welfare of the less fortunate. That always works. Always sunny is a gen! Charlie is amazing hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Any updates on this? I am curious; I took John's advice and now seeing a sturgeon myself. seeing your propensity for typo's I fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Any updates on this? I am curious; I took John's advice and now seeing a surgeon myself. What's his specialty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 What's his specialty?prostates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 prostates? Well that's handy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Well that's handy! No, you're thinking of the reach-around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 No, you're thinking of the reach-around. a fella should be so lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Get some stinky on the hang-down, John? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Christ Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 I am enjoying this thread immensely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Still using a sock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 !@#$ing christ, i may be off the market for the first time in a long time here shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 !@#$ing christ, i may be off the market for the first time in a long time here shortly. Hey start your own damn thread....this is about my disaster of a love life Got ghosted twice by the Dr. lady (isnt it interesting that if you give someone long enough they will show you WHY they are still single?) Had had like 2 dates since then.... - The first one.....thought everything was going great...nice dinner....shared a lot about each other.....tried to hug her good night when I walked her to her car.....found out the next day she didnt like the "intimate contact" (Im like WTF I hug everybody) - 2nd one....nice girl....ongoing...didnt mind being hugged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) Not liking physical contact would be a hindrance. Edited August 17, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 !@#$ing christ, i may be off the market for the first time in a long time here shortly. Prison? Priesthood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Prison? Priesthood? Castration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Castration? Prison? Priesthood? why not all 3 but nah, prison was a B word the first time - priesthood only lasted a while - and castration just ain't happening [again] Hey start your own damn thread....this is about my disaster of a love life Got ghosted twice by the Dr. lady (isnt it interesting that if you give someone long enough they will show you WHY they are still single?) Had had like 2 dates since then.... - The first one.....thought everything was going great...nice dinner....shared a lot about each other.....tried to hug her good night when I walked her to her car.....found out the next day she didnt like the "intimate contact" (Im like WTF I hug everybody) - 2nd one....nice girl....ongoing...didnt mind being hugged what the hell is didn't mind being hugged man? who cares? don't hug the girls and if you do, give them a side hug when you first meet them. avoid contact at all costs until they initiate it and then only sparsely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 why not all 3 but nah, prison was a B word the first time - priesthood only lasted a while - and castration just ain't happening [again] what the hell is didn't mind being hugged man? who cares? don't hug the girls and if you do, give them a side hug when you first meet them. avoid contact at all costs until they initiate it and then only sparsely Im just saying I dont understand the game anymore Like date 1...we spent like 2 hours at dinner just talking....thought we made a connection then when I walked her to her car it was like I had the plague or something When im talking about a hug that is exactly what it is....just a side hug not the pick them up off the ground and drag them back to my cave hug. Anyways....I dont know everyone is different...date 2 initiated....date one ran like I was the devil. Im not THAT ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) Prison? Priesthood? I'm guessing his goat just turned 3...which is 21 in goat years. not the pick them up off the ground and drag them back to my cave hug. 4th date? Do you drive a van with no windows? Edited August 18, 2017 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) the game f***ins sucks. Not even sure if it is worth playing anymore. They should merge this thread and the how much do you spend on alcohol, for me it is a very elastic relationship Im just saying I dont understand the game anymore Like date 1...we spent like 2 hours at dinner just talking....thought we made a connection then when I walked her to her car it was like I had the plague or something When im talking about a hug that is exactly what it is....just a side hug not the pick them up off the ground and drag them back to my cave hug. Anyways....I dont know everyone is different...date 2 initiated....date one ran like I was the devil. Im not THAT ugly Edited August 18, 2017 by The Poojer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 the game f***ins sucks. Not even sure if it is worth playing anymore. They should merge this thread and the how much do you spend on alcohol, for me it is a very elastic relationship YES. This times 100000. The past 8 days have proven this to me. 39 and out of the game for 19 years provides a weird new experience when trying to get back IN the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 YES. This times 100000. The past 8 days have proven this to me. 39 and out of the game for 19 years provides a weird new experience when trying to get back IN the game. As a man, you're in the prime of your life (assuming the former ball and chain didn't completely fleece you in the split). You'll be alright, just get out there and get a feel for what it's like now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 YES. This times 100000. The past 8 days have proven this to me. 39 and out of the game for 19 years provides a weird new experience when trying to get back IN the game. Do you have an unmarked van and a "pick them up off the ground and drag them back to your cave" hug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Im just saying I dont understand the game anymore Like date 1...we spent like 2 hours at dinner just talking....thought we made a connection then when I walked her to her car it was like I had the plague or something When im talking about a hug that is exactly what it is....just a side hug not the pick them up off the ground and drag them back to my cave hug. Anyways....I dont know everyone is different...date 2 initiated....date one ran like I was the devil. Im not THAT ugly the game f***ins sucks. Not even sure if it is worth playing anymore. They should merge this thread and the how much do you spend on alcohol, for me it is a very elastic relationship I feel sorry for guys trying to date in this day and age. Wifey's 3 younger sisters are all good looking - and also have 7 divorces among them. They change their opinions on men almost daily and reject them based on the most minuscule of flaws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I feel sorry for guys trying to date in this day and age. Wifey's 3 younger sisters are all good looking - and also have 7 divorces among them. They change their opinions on men almost daily and reject them based on the most minuscule of flaws. Maybe they are rejected not on minuscule flaws, but on minuscule something elses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) As a man, you're in the prime of your life (assuming the former ball and chain didn't completely fleece you in the split). You'll be alright, just get out there and get a feel for what it's like now. I know, it's early and I am struggling finding the open receivers over the middle. Gotta keep working at it. Do you have an unmarked van and a "pick them up off the ground and drag them back to your cave" hug? It's a CR-V with a built-in picnic table. Does that count? Edited August 18, 2017 by Seasons1992 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 It's a CR-V with a built-in picnic table. Does that count? Is this the same picnic table that was featured in another thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 the game f***ins sucks. Not even sure if it is worth playing anymore. They should merge this thread and the how much do you spend on alcohol, for me it is a very elastic relationship it's dudes like me who ruined the game though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Is this the same picnic table that was featured in another thread? I doubt it. If it were, he wouldn't need to get "back in the game". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I doubt it. If it were, he wouldn't need to get "back in the game".he caught a bad case of splinters. Took him out of the game, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I doubt it. If it were, he wouldn't need to get "back in the game". Yes, this table has been mentioned before. I paid $25k for a built-in picnic table in 2005. I rule the tailgates! And it was ALMOST used Sunday night..........almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I feel sorry for guys trying to date in this day and age. Wifey's 3 younger sisters are all good looking - and also have 7 divorces among them. They change their opinions on men almost daily and reject them based on the most minuscule of flaws. Poojer still would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Christ Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Man I think after reading this that I hate being back in the game lol. Sorta lucky I guess. But the whole starting over and initiating things........women nowadays would rather be treated bad, ignored etc.........they want to a chase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Man I think after reading this that I hate being back in the game lol. Sorta lucky I guess. But the whole starting over and initiating things........women nowadays would rather be treated bad, ignored etc.........they want to a chase.I need to take up a dear Abby thread here. But then again, I've never been in a monogamous relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I need to take up a dear Abby thread here. But then again, I've never been in a monogamous relationship. Dear Jebby, I'm in a committed relationship, but my farmer friend is a man whore. He hints at all his exploits but won't share the intimate details, and pictures. I'd like to know more so I can feel like I'm young again, like when I was dating that 18 year old when I was 43. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Dear Jebby, I'm in a committed relationship, but my farmer friend is a man whore. He hints at all his exploits but won't share the intimate details, and pictures. I'd like to know more so I can feel like I'm young again, like when I was dating that 18 year old when I was 43. What should I do? see him in a month when your potential bride is not around not the date he will be bringing and strike up a conversation or just tell him you'd like updates to his latest adventures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 My theory is that you should always go for the goodnight kiss if you're interested. I see no reason not to. If she's with it you just took the next step. If not you've lost nothing. At least she knows you're man enough to go for it. If she's put off by it to the point of it negatively affecting the relationship it wasn't going to happen anyway. And taking rejection unfazed with a sly smile is about as attractive as anything you can do. It's a lot more attractive than an awkward side hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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