SCD Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffaloed in Pa Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? Huh ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Huh ??Just say "in". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real McClappy Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Can't sign Rugby players as we lose COMP picks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) I'm with you. We don't even have any Olympians on the roster anymore. Or anyone that went to Harvard so we can hear about it every game. It's total BS Edited May 13, 2017 by kdiggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blokestradamus Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) I keep telling people to sign Kieran Dixon as a return man. They don't listen. Just mute the shouty idiot on the highlights - http://www.hullkr.co.uk/on-the-pitch/news/article/highlights-kieran-dixon-best-bits-2015 Edited May 13, 2017 by Blokestradamus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'm with you. We don't even have any Olympians on the roster anymore. Or anyone that went to Harvard so we can hear about it every game. It's total BSWe still have a guy who doesn't wear gloves. Did you know the he's Jack Nicklaus' grandson?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 We still have a guy who doesn't wear gloves. Did you know the he's Jack Nicklaus' grandson?!? Oh thank God, I was worried this season was going to suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCD Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 I keep telling people to sign Kieran Dixon as a return man. They don't listen. Just mute the shouty idiot on the highlights - http://www.hullkr.co.uk/on-the-pitch/news/article/highlights-kieran-dixon-best-bits-2015 Dudes better than the train whistle... the announcer.. I want the announcer.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
145B4IDIE Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'm a little worried about your fondness of using the term "gaping hole". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? Masterful. Thanks for the new thread. The board has been running low on pointless sh!t, lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanfan Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I'll bet Andy Reid has rugby players in his team already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 change of pace thread, out there in left field. I laughed, thanks OP that's not to say an aussie can't play football... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Solomon went too high... Dallas and Philly signed a couple of Aussie punters. The real question, why no Chinese players, with the market over there if a Chinese Player for signed... Brandon should be all over that, we're doomed. Question then, is the reply 'we're doomed' after a Bills Front Office post the same as South Parks 'they took our jobs!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 sign Beauden Barrett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Totally pointless. Thanks for adding to crap that is being posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Solomon went too high... Dallas and Philly signed a couple of Aussie punters. The real question, why no Chinese players, with the market over there if a Chinese Player for signed... Brandon should be all over that, we're doomed. Question then, is the reply 'we're doomed' after a Bills Front Office post the same as South Parks 'they took our jobs!'. The Bills had a Wang but got cut. No one should have a cut Wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 We haven't had a player whose mother was a linebacker since Marvcus Patton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thurst44 Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 We haven't had a player whose mother was a linebacker since Marvcus Patton. Or a tackle whose estranged father was a Hall of Fame basketball player since Demetress Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The Bills had a Wang but got cut. No one should have a cut Wang. come on promo anti semitism isn't cool! What this team is really lacking is a Samoan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? scrum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I'll bet Andy Reid has rugby players in his team already... He's the Rugby Whisperer, I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The Bills had a Wang but got cut. No one should have a cut Wang. Not when you have several gaping holes to fill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulles Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? I get the joke. For all of you who are not looking at other threads...this is satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I think I'm getting a sense of why BBMB was shut down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 You listed Australia first? Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr8billsfan Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I think I'm getting a sense of why BBMB was shut down. +1 But, which holes to fill? There's always a hole to fill... so its a continuous cycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadbeef Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 The Bills had a Wang but got cut. No one should have a cut Wang. Wang had 300lbs of Levitre between him and Wood. Might have needed to be cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Cthulhu Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I assume you're here to liven up the mood, which, in this case, cheers sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsintaiwan Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 Not when you have several gaping holes to fill. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 I get the joke. For all of you who are not looking at other threads...this is satire. Gee thanks,it went right over my head. To think that I have Beane wasting my time scouting Aussie Rules Football looking for our next punter;) We wouldn't have gapping holes to fill if we had a tight end;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#34fan Posted May 14, 2017 Share Posted May 14, 2017 100% agree... It's total bull__t!... No Aussies, no Samoans... -They even let Moritz Boehringer slip by! -It's unacceptable, and quite frankly, smacks of Trump anti-immigrant rhetoric.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 I'm more concerned about our dwindling number of Williams' ... It'll come back to haunt us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Peerless Price's mama named him after a Peerless moving truck drove by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Seriously, why has Beane not signed anyone from Australia yet? New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina.. This is a huge hole that is ripe for exploitation. I'm so done with this team. Beane is asleep at the wheel and his rugby prospects are probably ground up in a freezer. Likely, it is all Russ Brandons fault, or Overdorf. Those names just sound sketchy. I bet this team would benefit from sending some hockey sabres this way, and put Tyrod in the faceoff circle. It would probably be a marketing genius to change the Bills to the Buffalo Banana Slugs, and the Sabres to the Buffalo Oxen.. Doug Whaley was so much better. But seriously, what other gaping holes can we identify for Terry and Kim before the beginning of training camp? Trolly Troll Troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 When are the Bills going to start bringing in Sumo wrestlers for O-line tryouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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