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The Shawne Merritime

 

Just don't sail it across Lake Erie to Canada, or Pat Moran will report you're smuggling steroids.

 

Those are actually very funny!

 

I think "Speedy Keel" and "Rudderless" are my personal favorites I came up with.

 

I'm still kicking myself for missing "Youboaty".

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Wide Starboard

great one.

 

remember its considered bad luck to change the name of a boat, so i would avoid anything named after current players (loved the Sea J Spiller though)

 

SeaReed 83

 

I saw one at the 1000 islands called Sir Osis of the River

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Jim's 12 steps - (Kelly's number / length of his career / alcohol reference for his wild times).

 

Spruce Bruce. - (Rhymes with Spruce Goose which was the largest plane ever constructed to go with the most sacks ever).

 

Doubting Thurman Thomas - (he did go to Miami).

 

Hang a Ralph - (well...)

 

Beebe Gun

 

No Tasker to big

 

Creamy Rich

 

Jimbo's bimbo

 

Best one:

 

Listing starboard - (boat talk for leaning right)

 

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'Greg Ship's Bell'

'Gone Marlin Briscoe Fishing'

'Gone Glenn Bass Fishing'

'The Bryce Deep Sea Fisher'

'The Trey Chinese Junkin'

'The Roscoe Parrish'd At Sea'

'The Jolly Sam Rogers'

'HMS Robert Royal'

'The Perry Tuttle Shuttle'

'The Speedy Neal'

'A Bad Day At Sea Is Better Than a Good Day At The Kendrick Office'

'The Dick Palmer'...just because.

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