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The 12th Man Overboard

 

Chicken of the AFSea

 

Mario's Ringy Dingy

 

Cash to Cap(size)

 

The Polian Galleon

 

The White Bronco

 

The Jolly Da'rick Rogers

 

The Troup Carrier

 

Crossing the Moats

 

The Bilge Dwellers

 

The Conn

 

The Poop Deck

 

The Flotsam and Jetsam

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S.S. Minnow

 

reed83, my good friend, in honor of your suggestion, YE OLE humbly submits this parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Enjoy!

 

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a woeful team

It started around 2001

That this team was not THE WHIP.

 

The GM was a guy named Donahoe,

Gregg Williams brave and sure.

Our fanbase set sail that day

For a three year rebuild, a three year rebuild.

 

Free agency started getting rough,

Many draft picks were tossed,

If we didn't make a trade for Drew

The offense would be lost, the offense would be lost.

 

The team embarked upon an unprecedented drought

With Russ Brandon

Marv Levy too,

The billionaire and his wife,

The Chanimal

Buddy Nix and Dick Jauron,

Here on the Buffalo Bills.

 

 

So here's the tale of castways,

They're here for a long, long time,

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

 

Doug Whaley and Marrone's crew,

Will do their very best,

To make this team competitive,

In the AFC East.

 

No Byrd, no guards, no cornerbacks,

Not a single luxury,

Like a Dave Wannstedt gameplan,

As primative as can be.

 

So join us here each week my freinds,

You're sure to get a smile,

From this band of castways,

Here on the Buffalo Bills.

Edited by Cotton Fitzsimmons
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