DasNootz

I think we're seeing signs that his old helmet hasn't performed adequately.

As a season ticket holding father of 7 and soon to be 3 year old children - take them to a preseason game. They're really only going to care about the pre-game activities, the field house and eating. Once the game starts, their day is largely over. Leave at halftime if they're ready, and don't give a second thought about it.

I'd go with Sam Gash or Nate Odomes - either will make the Red Sea part when it's time to belly up, but are subtle enough to avoid awkward high fives while handling your business.

I have Bryce Paup and Chris Spielman - each commands supreme respect at the urinal trough.