BADOLBILZ Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Josh Allen has never puked or cried in the course of his daily life.........he rarely sh*ts even. He needs jejunal stimulation to do the former. An occasional teaspoon of ranch cleans out the hidden valley. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 hours ago, todd said: London Fletcher did the same thing. ...as did Donovan Mcnabb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 19 minutes ago, BADOLBILZ said: Josh Allen has never puked or cried in the course of his daily life. Josh Allen gets Chuck Norris to puke for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: Josh Allen gets Chuck Norris to puke for him. Nausea develops a sudden case of Josh Allen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 EVERY game? I didn't know that. ~~Note to self. If Josh Allen ever invites you over for Cards Against Humanity, RSVP "no"~~ ~~Note to self V2. On second thought, this is Josh Allen... either show up a little late, or man up and just bring a rain poncho and Febreze.~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 hours ago, WhoTom said: I added one important detail. Cajun BBQ is delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 So did Jimbo. So did/do a lot of the big-name players. That's passion right there! FWIW, I used to after some of the bigger games. Albeit for different reasons I guess. You know, as a solid Gen-X-er, I really hope our follow-on generations are a little smarter than we were. But then again, having all that weed legal (medicinally or otherwise) was a real pipe-dream (pun totally intended) for us X-ers. The stuff dreams were made out of. Very cloudy dreams. We also paid $50 for some of the crappiest bags of stems and seeds that's like fertilizer today. The kind of quality that gets you today is beyond any of my dreams of Yore. But I digress.....(as my high school memories of discovering Pink Floyd's "The Wall" dance in my cloudy head) 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ControllerOfPlanetX Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Is he gonna puke before golfing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 How do we know it was Josh? You can't really dust for vomit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gr8billsfan Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 It’s all the beers he shotgunned on his way to the stadiums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Someone call Vince McMahon, ya dig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 15 hours ago, ControllerOfPlanetX said: Is he gonna puke before golfing? I hope it’s all over Brady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice_32 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 I could probably puke before each game and I’m just a fan. I usually can’t eat until halftime or so on Sundays. I also readily admit that I am not 100% “ok” mentally, but still, this one I get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffalostu2 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Sounds like acid reflux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 I crap about 15 to 20 minutes before every game. Don't want to have to miss anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 6 minutes ago, Beast said: I crap about 15 to 20 minutes before every game. Don't want to have to miss anything. Now that's dedicated fandom to have your crapping schedule down to a specified gameday routine 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 4 hours ago, BillsPride12 said: Now that's dedicated fandom to have your crapping schedule down to a specified gameday routine When you get older, sometimes all it takes is a good sneeze or cough to ***** yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 I get the runs after every garbage plate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Noggin Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 6 hours ago, Bubba Gump said: TM I get the runs after every garbage plate Fixed it for you, in case Nick Tahou is a board member. Very litigious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Gump Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 22 hours ago, Richard Noggin said: Fixed it for you, in case Nick Tahou is a board member. Very litigious. Thank you sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Bill Russell supposedly did too and somehow he managed to win 11 NBA Championships, 2 NCAA championships and a gold medal at the Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corta765 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 (edited) Amazingly enough there are hundreds of members of Bills mafia that ALSO puke before each game! Edited June 7, 2022 by corta765 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, corta765 said: Amazingly enough there are hundreds of members of Bills mafia that ALSO puke before each game! They even do it during and after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 (edited) If I recall correctly, I believe Jim Kelly also did too before a game. Probably quite a few players around the league past/present that do this from time to time. If it's gona happen it's better to puke out your mouth than out your ass I suppose Edited June 7, 2022 by Sheneneh Jenkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_In_NH Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 15 hours ago, corta765 said: Amazingly enough there are hundreds of members of Bills mafia that ALSO puke before each game! Its like a communal ceremony! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corta765 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 17 hours ago, Warcodered said: They even do it during and after. True commitment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 18 hours ago, corta765 said: Amazingly enough there are hundreds of members of Bills mafia that ALSO puke before each game! New ritual before games. All 71,000 must puke before the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lane Meyer K12 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 This is actually really cool, in its own peculiar way, it shows how much each game means to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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