HOUSE Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) 12 comments An injury to his right hand could sideline head coach Sean McDermott for the 2019 season By Skarekrow Apr 1, 2019, 11:30am EDT Share ORCHARD PARK - News broke early Monday morning that Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott suffered an injury that could keep him sidelined for the entire 2019 season. Details of the circumstances surrounding the injury are still hazy. However, it’s rumored that McDermott attended a school play on Saturday night and that McDermott indicated, “Those kids put on a heck of a show.” Dozens of very real and credible reports are indicating the Bills’ head coach will have to undergo multiple surgeries to correct several “percussion-induced fractures” to his dominant clapping hand. Buffalo Rumblings reached out to Sean McDermott for comment because that’s totally what we’ve always done and who are you to question that? McDermott was forlorn at the prospect of being sidelined. “I mean, I’m already on the sideline as it is. But if there’s setback with the rehab, I might have to be even more sidelined. Probably behind the benches.” When pressed for further comment, McDermott indicated, “We expect the maximum effort from everyone on our football team and that includes the head coach. If I can’t be out there clapping and high-fiving everyone, then I shouldn’t be out there at all.” McDermott didn’t directly address the rehabilitation timeline, but he hinted at a lengthy recovery process. https://www.buffalorumblings.com/2019/4/1/18290370/sean-mcdermott-injures-clapping-hand-likely-to-miss-2019-season-april-fools-day Edited April 1, 2019 by HOUSE 2 10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 2 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiotAct Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Hmm, Tom Brady's April fools was much better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 At least we haven't seen the old "Bills sign Askew" line - yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Reports are that because of his hand injury he couldn't sign the 15 year extension they offered him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColoradoBills Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Looks serious. Edited April 1, 2019 by ColoradoBills 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Is he a left-handed clapper or a right-handed clapper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Trade him now while we can still get a draft pick for him!!! 3 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Is he a left-handed clapper or a right-handed clapper? I heard he's great in the "bull" pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Too bad.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Sorry... not buying this one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, CowgirlsFan said: Sorry... not buying this one ? ? gotta get up pretty early to get one past you, CGF! ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 If the Bills lose with no clapping don't blame me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaw66 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 That's pretty well done. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 SO Billsy! I knew he wasn't going to work out for this team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: Is he a left-handed clapper or a right-handed clapper? I'd have to watch the tape to give you the over/under. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Weird, that's EXACTLY the same injury Robert Kraft's masseuse suffered. Ironically she is also known for the clap Edited April 1, 2019 by RobbRiddick 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Important question here, in a clap off who wins? Dick Juaron or Sean McDermott? Tough one. Juaron is so consistent, you can never tell the difference between an angry clap and a happy clap. McDermott has more energy behind his claps. This would be a showdown for the ages. Edited April 1, 2019 by TheTruthHurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bray Wyatt Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I dont know why but I loved this line: McDermott was forlorn at the prospect of being sidelined. “I mean, I’m already on the sideline as it is. But if there’s setback with the rehab, I might have to be even more sidelined. Probably behind the benches.” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said: Weird, that's EXACTLY the same injury Robert Kraft's masseuse suffered. Ironically she is also known for the clap Thought she had lockjaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 What's the sound of one hand clapping? I heard his friends call him Gonorrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Dave Cullley was a great clapper but no they had to fire him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 If he can’t clap, how will he turn the lights on and off? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 God these April fools jokes get dumber every year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 27 minutes ago, The Senator said: If he can’t clap, how will he turn the lights on and off? . I think the only other option is to open and close your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 6 hours ago, MacGyver said: Hmm, Tom Brady's April fools was much better. Did he pretend to “come out”? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 We're sure he injured his hand by clapping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 10 hours ago, buffaloboyinATL said: Did he pretend to “come out”? Now that would have been better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickrage Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 It shouldn’t affect his ability to punt well -Dick Juron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 20 hours ago, ColoradoBills said: Looks serious. Adam Schefter's Twitter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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