May Day 10 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Choking sounds stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 8 hours ago, mead107 said: Hookers got to be a better way to go. Pay them and say good night when done. No strings. No strings. Yes, ropes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 hours ago, May Day 10 said: Choking sounds stupid I thought so too... figured it was just me. I don’t get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 11 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I think we'd get along just fine. She's into choking and I want to choke her 3 seconds into the video when she says "yaaaahhhh"......She'd still get it though. What you don't like up-talking. What's wrong with you? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 This chick was obviously selected for this thing precisely because she is the way she is, and it elicits a certain reaction. I'm sure there are still plenty of lovely young women out there in the world to date. This chick in the video is a real _____. You know, rhymes with hunt, shunt, and punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Couldn't watch the whole thing. Did she end up with Flock of Seagulls dude? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 13 hours ago, May Day 10 said: Choking sounds stupid Not if you do it right. It sounds like nothing because she can't breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 down for choking is down for a lot. I'd put up with the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 On 8/31/2018 at 9:13 AM, Soda Popinski said: This kind of stuff makes me thank god I'm married. My brother is single and he chases superficial women and then wonders why he always ends up disappointed. If a woman has any specific criteria for men other than actually being physically attracted to them at first and then developing a friendship then a relationship from there just run. You should not have to clear hurdles or meet "criteria" to date someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, stuvian said: down for choking is down for a lot. I'd put up with the rest Yeah, she’d def be down for ass play ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 7 hours ago, Fadingpain said: This chick in the video is a real _____. You know, rhymes with hunt, shunt, and punt. How can you tell she's that short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 BTW I saw three guys outside yesterday in a circle. Not only were all three looking at their phones but one had earbuds in. Says the guy talking to his imaginary friends on his phone while his wife is waiting for him. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 32 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: BTW I saw three guys outside yesterday in a circle. Not only were all three looking at their phones but one had earbuds in. Says the guy talking to his imaginary friends on his phone while his wife is waiting for him. ? ssdd 59 minutes ago, Gugny said: How can you tell she's that short? How does @Royale with Cheese rhyme with punt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Chef Jim said: BTW I saw three guys outside yesterday in a circle. Not only were all three looking at their phones but one had earbuds in. Says the guy talking to his imaginary friends on his phone while his wife is waiting for him. ? I see hot girls in bikinis at the beach almost every day...in their late teens, early 20s....and they are very intently looking down at a cell phone and texting away at a feverish pace. Totally oblivious to the world around them...while standing on the beach with lovely views of the ocean, palm trees, etc. Honestly, it's sad. Society has now moved far enough down the road for us to know that if you give a little hand-held computer to a certain type of person, they will be unable to leave it alone for any duration of time whatsoever. I guarantee you this will be classified as a "disorder" further down the road. It's addictive; it's exactly the same type of thing that makes smoking addictive. Smoking isn't all about chemical addiction; it's much more psychological and about "hand to mouth" repetition and this sort of thing. Cell phones and mobile computers are still young enough that this stuff hasn't been identified yet, but in the future, parents will be told to make sure their child doesn't become a cell phone addict. I'm not joking on this one! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Chef Jim said: BTW I saw three guys outside yesterday in a circle. Not only were all three looking at their phones but one had earbuds in. Says the guy talking to his imaginary friends on his phone while his wife is waiting for him. ? HA! We aren't imaginary. We should resent that comment, but We don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, ExiledInIllinois said: HA! We aren't imaginary. We should resent that comment, but We don't! When my wife sees me on my phone she asks “how are your little friends?” as if she were talking to a 5 year old. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 hours ago, GoBills808 said: ssdd How does @Royale with Cheese rhyme with punt? Yep! +1. My Old Man read the paper on the sh* ter... We read the phone/device till our legs go numb... LoL... And... We got all the FakeNews© @ our disposal, not just one or two rags! 1 minute ago, Chef Jim said: When my wife sees me on my phone she asks “how are your little friends?” as if she were talking to a 5 year old. LMAO... You tell Her that We are 3! 5 is giving way too much credit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenWillBust Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I was good with everything on her list except dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETTOTHE50 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 still bizarre to me why people will openly talk about their personal life/sexual fetishes on camera. my generation doesnt care about privacy. its !@#$ing strange 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 On 9/1/2018 at 2:16 PM, Fadingpain said: It's addictive; it's exactly the same type of thing that makes smoking addictive. Smoking isn't all about chemical addiction; Yes, it is. People make it about other things, but it 100% an addiction to nicotine. 23 hours ago, Chef Jim said: When my wife sees me on my phone she asks “how are your little friends?” as if she were talking to a 5 year old. #metoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandemonium Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 I was done as soon as she spelled “hi” with 16 a’s and 29 i’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 8 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: Yes, it is. People make it about other things, but it 100% an addiction to nicotine. #metoo? Ain't it once the nicotine leaves the body/system... Then the addiction is done. Why do people start up again? My father was a two pack a day, Camel (non-filter) smoker for 45 years. Gave it up cold turkey, never smoked again. All it took was my mother getting ovarian cancer (and eventually passing) to get him to go cold turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 8/31/2018 at 6:51 PM, DC Tom said: That seems no more and no less shallow and stupid than I remember dating being. This is exactly what I was thinking. On 8/31/2018 at 12:32 PM, dpberr said: Men would be wise to improve themselves and not play that game at all. I think young men think they *need* to have a woman to live a fulfilling life. Not true. I have no idea why men chase single mothers or what compels men to do so. Is that a phenomena of internet dating? Supply? What is this about men chasing single mothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 16 hours ago, plenzmd1 said: Yes, it is No, it's not. Trust me. I've been off cigarettes for YEARS, and fallen off the wagon. If your theory was correct, that shouldn't happen. The routine of smoking is far harder to break than the nicotine addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 On 9/1/2018 at 2:16 PM, Fadingpain said: I see hot girls in bikinis at the beach almost every day...in their late teens, early 20s....and they are very intently looking down at a cell phone and texting away at a feverish pace. Totally oblivious to the world around them...while standing on the beach with lovely views of the ocean, palm trees, etc. I was at a surprise birthday party yesterday. One of my nieces, about 15, was given the task of watching out the window for the arrival of the guest of honor. She spent so much time on her phone that I felt she was going to miss the person arriving, so I ended up taking over that duty. On 9/1/2018 at 4:19 PM, Chef Jim said: When my wife sees me on my phone she asks “how are your little friends?” as if she were talking to a 5 year old. At least she is not calling us "imaginary friends". 4 hours ago, bbb said: What is this about men chasing single mothers? You know they've had sex, possibly out of wedlock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, joesixpack said: No, it's not. Trust me. I've been off cigarettes for YEARS, and fallen off the wagon. If your theory was correct, that shouldn't happen. The routine of smoking is far harder to break than the nicotine addiction. Nyet! yes, you still dream of and crave smokes, as do I (20+ years of pack and half of reds every cay)...that's just because of the relief your body received when your nicotine withdrawal symptoms were relieved by having a smoke. what you remember is how awful your body felt without the nicotine, and how much better you felt once the nicotine was reintroduced into your body. So to many , they associated that cup of coffee and first smoke of the day as a "pleasurable routine"..in reality, it was pleasurable only cause your body was having the biggest withdrawal of the day..coming off 8 hours without nicotine. Everything to do with smoking correlates back to the physical addiction to nicotine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 When I see little glimpses of today's dating scene, including anecdotes from my single friends, I'm just reminded of how glad I am that I'm not out there anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 You know they've had sex, possibly out of wedlock. I'm not buying that. Pretty much everybody has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Usually when a woman has a kid, her priorities change from trying to get the guy who looks like a celebrity to one who is safer and will provide stability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Just rewatched it and I'm even less offended than I was previously. If that were even possible. None of her requirements are that out of line. She gives logical explanations for each one. They're speed text dating thus the format. Not my type due to the drinking/dancing, but overall 7/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Yes ... But only while choking her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty the Dustmop Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 Like the part where she said you could !@#$ somebody in the head. My observation of it is shes !@#$ed up in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 (edited) On 9/1/2018 at 12:33 PM, Chef Jim said: BTW I saw three guys outside yesterday in a circle. Not only were all three looking at their phones but one had earbuds in. Says the guy talking to his imaginary friends on his phone while his wife is waiting for him. ? The same as 1960s Dad reading the morning paper at the breakfast table with cigar smoke billowing over the top of it, and heaven help you if he had to lower the paper to scream at you or hit you Edited September 4, 2018 by row_33 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, row_33 said: The same as 1960s Dad reading the morning paper at the breakfast table with cigar smoke billowing over the top of it, and heaven help you if he had to lower the paper to scream at you or hit you The old Lockmaster I first started working with 30 years ago was from St.Louis. He was around 70 back then... He would make the 5 hour trip back to Chicago from St.Louis BY CAR and say: "Yeah, I just got in from St Louis, I read the whole Post-Dispatch on the ride up. Noteworthy: /He was the one doing the driving! He actually preferred the Chicago Sun-Times since it is in tabloid form... Worst for him was the Tribune. Post-Dispatch a happy medium when driving. A broadsheet paper the absolute worse when driving. What an old-time nut! LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 On 9/3/2018 at 5:32 AM, Just Jack said: At least she is not calling us "imaginary friends". Not so sure. I think I’d take imaginary over little. 21 hours ago, row_33 said: The same as 1960s Dad reading the morning paper at the breakfast table with cigar smoke billowing over the top of it, and heaven help you if he had to lower the paper to scream at you or hit you And farting. Don’t forget the farting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: And farting. Don’t forget the farting. In 2018... That's ground for Department of Family Services swooping in a taking the poor abused children away. We could have had our old-man locked away for life. OSHA also involved too, condemned bathroom no doubt! No proper PPE (personal protective equipment) like a respirator. What kind of sick joke is! "Hey! Pull my finger!" That's child abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 So there's no room for compromise, "I want what I want!." All the very best of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 8/31/2018 at 8:10 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said: We generation X’ers would just tell her whatever she wanted to hear until she’d let us bone her. Cause that’s how we roll. Wu Tang! seriously. that got me by for years. once they finally found out my true intentions...too late! they already have my stank on them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 (edited) On 8/30/2018 at 12:49 PM, Soda Popinski said: Every very girl is tinker bell now. Don't give them enough attention and they die. This is a new phenomenon? Edited September 5, 2018 by reddogblitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 10 hours ago, reddogblitz said: This is a new phenomenon? Old for 5000 years. Letting people think they invented it is amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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