26CornerBlitz Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 left to right Manspreading can i leave timeout yet? Just happy to be here questioning sexuality He said Wuhhhhh? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) Mayfield: Who !@#$ing farted near me? Darnold: I'm too hungover for this.... Allen: I think he has candy! Rosen: DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTT CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Jackson: I hope no one notices I just farted.... Edited May 18, 2018 by The Wiz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 You know when they are sitting down they almost seem the same size then they stand up and Allen is a giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Diver Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Anyone have a snorkel? I would like to do some marine biology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Mayfield: "When this is over, I'm gonna F you up!" Darnold: "They're all fools...I will kill them all and get away with it." Allen: "I like turtles." Rosen: "This interview is so 20 minutes ago." Jackson: "No idea what this dude is saying but I'm still gonna F him up." 3 minutes ago, John from Riverside said: You know when they are sitting down they almost seem the same size then they stand up and Allen is a giant Unless he's standing next to Tremaine Edmunds in a photo and then he looks small! 8 minutes ago, The Wiz said: Mayfield: Who is this guy? Darnold: I'm too hungover for this.... Allen: I think he has candy! Rosen: DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTT CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Jackson: Is this guy speaking english? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Mayfield: No food truck questions okay. Darnold: I am Syndrome! Allen: What tweets? Rosen: What's with the stupid questions? Jackson: Wonderlich this. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, Sky Diver said: Anyone have a snorkel? I would like to do some marine biology. ....think he bought that used from Matt "Hot Tub Boy" Leinart, right??........same guy we had on the Billsy roster I believe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 All of them to the host: WTF are you talking about, Dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elroy16 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 "You guys are going to have to work really hard to be productive NFL QB's." BM: Ok... SM: No **** you f$%#ing idiot. JA: Gee thanks! JR: I'm not too worried about it LJ: This motherf*&%er better not tell me I'd be a great WR. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Diver Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ....think he bought that used from Matt "Hot Tub Boy" Leinart, right??........same guy we had on the Billsy roster I believe... If he did, I hope he scoured it with bleach. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Mayfield: I'm Spartacus! Darnold: I'm Spartacus! Allen: I'm Spartacus! Rosen: I'm Spartacus! Jackson: I'm Spartacus! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Just now, Sky Diver said: If he did, I hope he scoured it with bleach. ....LMAO!......I knew that was coming and you certainly did NOT disappoint.....? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Popinski Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) Ok left to right drink orders: Vodka/soda close the check Mich Ultra please, and can you give me a non frozen mug? Cheerwine please! You got that new Avocado tequila? Jack/Coke but with a lime double tall Edited May 18, 2018 by Soda Popinski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Mayfield: "Nice shirt dickweed" Darnold: "I AM THE EVIL ANDY DALTON" Allen: "Shucks, this guy seems swell" Rosen: "The last 9 questions were mistakes" Jackson: "I'm just here so my mom don't get fined." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) BM: I'm in charge. SD: I hate Mayfield. JA: Smile and maybe he won't call on me. JR: Yep, I'm smarter than this guy also. LJ: Yeah so, socks with sandals, got a problem? Edited May 18, 2018 by TheTruthHurts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) ROSEN: the four QB azzclowns were clearly included in my "nine mistakes before me" proclamation (Jackson thrown in for good measure).....I am "The Putz"......Google it...it's Yiddish for____________........ Edited May 18, 2018 by OldTimeAFLGuy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 From left to right: "I'm not interested. I'll sit this one out." "Discipline? Id rather freelance." "This is great! Something new I can learn! "I asked why we're doing this, and you hand me the company line?" "Where's my mom? I'm not saying anything without her advice." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 L to R I’m gonna f*** this clown up I’m gonna f*** this clown up He seems delightful How can I f*** this clown up without people thinking I’m an even bigger douchebag? I’m gonna f*** this clown up 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) Mayfield: "You know you have to tell me if your a cop." Darnold: "Wait didn't I have a ball with me when I came in." Allen: "I'm sorry I missed that what did you say?" Rosen: "There are too many chairs to my right!" Jackson: "No you're a receiver!" Edited May 18, 2018 by Warcodered 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Mayfield: I know! I know! We suck, I'm no savior. Tryod's starting. Darnold: I'm Sanchize 2.0 yada yada. The media is going to eat me up. I fumble a lot. Next! Allen: mmm hmmm. Yes sir. All rookie team. Franchise QB. Best of the bunch. Super Bowl winner! Rosen: I'll only answer questions from Baker's seat. The one I deserve. Jackson: What do you mean, "you people." Edited May 18, 2018 by BillsRdue 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Body language is really, really interesting. Mayfield and Rosen are both lounging slightly. There is an air of "having to be there" in both poses. Darnold and Allen are sitting up attentive like teachers pets and Lamar looks.... err.... confused. You can see again why McDermott and Beane think Darnold and Allen were the guys who fitted them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) L to R: 1. I'm tre cool with my hat on backards; you moderator, are an idiot. 2. These aren't the droids you're looking for. 3. Shazam, Sergeant Carter! 4. I'm in front of a pink background. I don't want to be Mr. Pink. 5. Shut up, foo! ('foo' is not a misprint. That's the way T says it.) Edited May 18, 2018 by Ridgewaycynic2013 punctuation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1st Ammendment NoMas Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, GunnerBill said: Body language is really, really interesting. Mayfield and Rosen are both lounging slightly. There is an air of "having to be there" in both poses. Darnold and Allen are sitting up attentive like teachers pets and Lamar looks.... err.... confused. You can see again why McDermott and Beane think Darnold and Allen were the guys who fitted them. It is interesting. Darnold and Allen have their hands over their nuts in the same attentive position. Baker with the arms crossed and Jaskson so casual and Rosen twisting his body away from the host. If you are in the coaches room, which guy would you want to be teaching. I'm glad we took Allen. Darnold would be #2, with his turnover issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Guy in Pink Shirt: OK Guys. We're going to do Y-M-C-A. Ready? Mayfield: I don't like dudes who wear pink shirts. I might smack this dude. Darnold: Why are we sitting with a rainbow background? What's going on here? Allen: I'll give him the fake smile but I don't want this dude looking at my junk. Rosen: I wonder what his abs look like. Jackson: Does Marcellus Wallace look like a Bltch to you? Edited May 18, 2018 by Irv 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Diver Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) Rosen: You guys were all mistakes, except you Lamar. You just suck. Mayfield, Allen, Jackson, Darnold: A$$h_ole. Edited May 18, 2018 by Sky Diver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said: i don't know anyone there by looking at them, except the last kid was from louisville and won the heisman. next to him i think is our qb, maybe? sooo "so, gil brandt said there is good tacos in ny. does anyone here like tacos?" "i'm just here because they told me free trip and food." "i'm really confused and mimicking the posture of the guy next to me because i don't know how to behave in social situations" "i'm happy that i get the chance to be on tv, my high school sweetheart is watching and i can't wait until we can finally give ourselves to each other in the lords name." "i gotta fart... i gotta fart...i gotta fart...let me lean to the side, it'll come out...slowwwwww....easy, it'll be silent." "dude, he just farted and i gotta sit here on the end. this some token ass **** right here." Edited May 18, 2018 by Boyst62 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 4 pissed off guys an a Buffalo Bill happy where he landed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Diver Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Rosen: Yeah, I have regrets. I regret using the F’ing F- word because I’m a F’ing role model for F’ing kids. Mayfield, Allen, Jackson, Darnold: A$$h_ole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wppete Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Lamar is hilarious. He doesn’t care about anything but winning. He is going to do well in Baltimore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Mayfield : It's cool dude Darnold : I'm going to fumble the next question Allen : I'm so happy to be here Rosen : Get me the **** out of here Jackson : I thought they were going to feed us 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 4 hours ago, No Place To Hyde said: Mayfield: "Nice shirt dickweed" Darnold: "I AM THE EVIL ANDY DALTON" Allen: "Shucks, this guy seems swell" Rosen: "The last 9 questions were mistakes" Jackson: "I'm just here so my mom don't get fined." Awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Diver Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Rosen: Hey, if it doesn’t work out I’m not going to have to work at McDonalds like you poor b_astar_ds. I don’t know what Levar is going to do. Mayfield, Allen, Jackson, Darnold: A$$h_ole. Jackson: It’s Lamar. A$$h_ole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Mayfield : cool story, bro. Where are the food trucks? Darnold : Did you see me in Home Alone as the mean older brother, Buzz? I’m not really like that, it was just a character. Allen : My hands are bigger than your head. Sir. Rosen : 2 mistakes by the lake, a ginger from across town and a WR. I think we all know who’s winning here. Jackson : My mama said i can be the next Tyrod Taylor now that I’m the backup to Joe Flacco. #blessed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyoNewt Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 5 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Pinky: What's up guys? BM: Dude, you're too small to be a lineman, too slow to be a receiver, and too fat for me to cast you in my next Favre-stalking-photo. SD: I dropped my keys, but if I focus hard enough on this guy maybe no one will notice. JA: Dude, I'm your BFF as long you don't say "twitter." JR: You poor, pathetic, pudgy, loser. LJ: Say "what" again m***** f*****. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lfod Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 (edited) 6 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said: Darnold: Ha I told you I would get picked before you Rosen. Baker: I told him too. He really thought he was going 1st. Allen: Yea even with my tweets he was picked after me! Rosen: *Cry, You like me right Lamar? Lamar: Don't talk to me Rosen. Edited May 19, 2018 by Lfod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 They all look pissed except for Allen. Maybe they are discussing who has the biggest arm? 2 hours ago, wppete said: Lamar is hilarious. He doesn’t care about anything but winning. He is going to do well in Baltimore. I don't think he cares about anything period. His draft preparation was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stinky finger Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 7 hours ago, Soda Popinski said: left to right Manspreading can i leave timeout yet? Just happy to be here questioning sexuality He said Wuhhhhh? Post of the freakin' year!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 2 hours ago, MJS said: I don't think he cares about anything period. His draft preparation was a joke. He should have about $9.4M to laugh shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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