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Mayfield: "I just want to come out and give it 110%, each and every day, and be the best player I can be and help my team win."

Darnold: "I just want to come out and give it 110%, each and every day, and be the best player I can be and help my team win."

Allen: "I just want to come out and give it 110%, each and every day, and be the best player I can be and help my team win."

Rosen: "I should've been first!"

Jackson: "I just want to come out and give it 110%, each and every day, and be the best player I can be and help my team win."

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10 hours ago, BillsRdue said:

 

It is interesting. Darnold and Allen have their hands over their nuts in the same attentive position. Baker with the arms crossed and Jaskson so casual and Rosen twisting his body away from the host. If you are in the coaches room, which guy would you want to be teaching. I'm glad we took Allen. Darnold would be #2, with his turnover issues.

I'd want to be coaching the guy who can play QB the best.  

 

No bonus points for sitting position at an interview.

 

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8 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

I'd want to be coaching the guy who can play QB the best.  

 

No bonus points for sitting position at an interview.

 

I don't I think the one wearing that Rookie Premier shirt has got a pretty good shot.

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11 hours ago, No Place To Hyde said:

Mayfield: "Nice shirt dickweed"

Darnold: "I AM THE EVIL ANDY DALTON"

Allen: "Shucks, this guy seems swell"

Rosen: "The last 9 questions were mistakes"

Jackson: "I'm just here so my mom don't get fined."

 

 

That is gold !!!  ?

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5 hours ago, Fadingpain said:

I'd want to be coaching the guy who can play QB the best.  

 

No bonus points for sitting position at an interview.

 

 

 

Totall disagree -  how you sit and your boy language means a lot.

 

Body language gives an entire vibe to a team - it has been part of why Jay Cutler never lived up to his physical ability.

 

You want the best guy with the best projection because that is the guy others will follow. 

 

If you leader and face of the franchise looks pissed about interviews and meetings that will come across in how others treat and respect him.

 

 

 

 

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17 hours ago, 26CornerBlitz said:
 

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Mayfield: Hi I am Doc   (I am the best backup to Tyrod Taylor)

Darnold:  Hi I am Dopey (I am going to get my teeth kicked in because I play for the Jets)

Allen:  Hi I am Happy (Until I play my first NFL game and puke)

Rosen: Hi I am Sleepy (still wondering why I was not picked first.. Yawn)

Jackson: Hi I am Grumpy (Cause I was picked last)

 

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Mayfield: I'm not shaving till I get an endorsement from a men's grooming product company

 

Darnold: Yes, I am the villain from the Incredibles

 

Allen: check out my great posture

 

Rosen: I'm the smartest guy in the room

 

Jackson: these chumps are gonna eat my dust on game day

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Mayfield - Is this dude almost done?

Darnold - I wonder if pink shirt guy just caught me looking at Baker's junk.

Allen - I wonder if anyone noticed that I shaved my thighs this morning!

Rosen - I wonder why everyone keeps calling me Paul Ryan.

Jackson - Thank God wearing flip-flops is acceptable year-round; I can't tie no shoes.

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Look, I’m just reading what’s on the card, guys. No need to get defensive. 

 

I’m gonna give myself some room just in case I need to make an emergency crotch grab to prove my point. 

 

Who the f*** is Samwise Gamgee?!?  It’s Sam. Sam Darnold. 

 

You’re talking about Canton when you say bust, right?

 

What was that my agent told me? If they’re filming from my left tip my head just so and I look more like Rodgers than “Nosen”. 

 

I get we’re lined up in the order we were drafted, but asking me to scootch to the left so I’m barely in the shot because it was “barely” the first round was some bulls***, man. 

 

 

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Kudos to Mayfield for bringing back the late 80s/early 90s look with those sneakers/socks. He’s a throwback to Animal House. 

 

Darnold’s expression comes from learning that a 2 bedroom apt in Manhattan will cost him half his signing bonus. 

 

If i had a daughter id let her marry Allen. He looks like hed be an awesome son in law. 

 

Rosen would be unimpressed if Jesus himself was asking the questions. 

 

Oh Lamar. Sitting and listening is already too much for Lamar to process. 

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Mayfield - I get to be seen on HBO's Hard Knocks, how could it be any better? I wonder if that means I get HBO for free?

Darnold - Hmm, I am pretty sure I am in better state now than if I went to Cleveland but not sure.  Will I get snaps quicker with Taylor ahead of me or Manning?  Well at least I will not be embarrassed fumbling on Hard Knocks.  No way to be most famous fumbler with Mark Sanchez in record book.

Allen - Best of both worlds. Top 10 pick and not on Hard Knocks.

Rosen - HBO's Hard Knocks made a mistake.  They should have picked the Cardinals and ratings would skyrocket!

Jackson - If the Browns picked *ME* as #1 I could be a star on HBO's Hard Knocks!

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22 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

L to R:

 

1.  I'm tre cool with my hat on backards; you moderator, are an idiot.

 

2.  These aren't the droids you're looking for.

 

3.  Shazam, Sergeant Carter!

 

4.  I'm in front of a pink background.  I don't want to be Mr. Pink.

 

5.  Shut up, foo!  

 

('foo' is not a misprint.  That's the way T says it.)

 

Outstanding Resevoir Dogs reference, and so fitting.

3 hours ago, Bob&Doug said:

Fixed It For You.... ?

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Whoa, I was thinking the exact same thing

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Moderator (speaking): "Soooooo...nobody has anything to say? Seriously??"

Mayfield (thinking): Sometimes...I like to stick my hands under my armpits...and then smell them!

Darnold (thinking): Godd@mm, f'ing Giants! The Jest...you let me go to the f'ing Jest!! F-U!!!

Allen (thinking): I wonder if they'll be serving refreshments...are wings "refreshments"?

Rosen (thinking): Whatever, bro. I'll bet that this guy couldn't spell 'douche' if he was looking right at one.

Jackson (thinking): How were ALL y'all motherf'ers taken ahead of me?!

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Jackson's posture is the the clear winner in this QB class

 

Josh allen looks so silly lmao

Josh allen afterwards: wasn't that super fun guys? We should exchange numbers and keep in touch! I throw fun board game nights maybe we can meet up again in the probowl!

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7 hours ago, bobobonators said:

Kudos to Mayfield for bringing back the late 80s/early 90s look with those sneakers/socks. He’s a throwback to Animal House.

Part of the sock endorsement deal he signed.  That, and a deal with Bike athletic supporters and cups.

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Mayfield: "I want to grab my junk while yelling obscenities in this guy's general direction so bad."

Darnold: "Must. Try. To. Look. Like. I'm. Taking. This. Serious. And. That. I'm. Not. Just. A. Laid. Back. SoCal. Surfer. Dude. Without. A. Care. In. The. World."

Allen: "Process process process process process..."

Rosen: "Don't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare."

Jackson: "Don't pretend I didn't notice how you ordered our seats, mothaf--"

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On 5/18/2018 at 2:36 PM, 26CornerBlitz said:

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(L to R)

 

Host -okay guys, who's the happiest they didn't go to Cleveland?... Sorry Baker, this one's not for you.

 

Baker -(thinks) *this idiot thinks he's funny* (out loud) hahahaha good one bro, you're on my list now.

 

Darnold - I'm not going to answer, I have my own pro-day set up for questions, thanks

 

Allen - golly I'm just happy to be in the NFL I'm so excited to just get working, also, I heard there was going to be waffles, do you have waffles, where's the waffles??

 

Rosen - I was thinking we could talk about Trump and Nick saban, are we gonna? I have some really good statistics to argue against them with, no? You sure? I'm gonna talk about them anyway.

 

Lamar - what? I was hoping to go to Cleveland, they turned Pryor into a decent wr, was hoping they'd do the same for me (*thinks* I could dust all these fools on my flip flops*)

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