stinky finger Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Best execution of stop, drop, and roll that I've ever seen. ........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 HAHAHA Â No, my knees are still OK; I can stand. Â Tombstoning my wife through a plastic table is where I draw the line. I'm not really even sure what that means, but it sounds like a personal decision to be made between consenting adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Why would a guy slam his girlfriend through a table? Â Â Is it a flaming table? Â That's what the Bills Mafia call a "Mrs. Doubt-fire".........I don't get it but some ladies like a few light slams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm not really even sure what that means, but it sounds like a personal decision to be made between consenting adults. Â Â Is it a flaming table? Â That's what the Bills Mafia call a "Mrs. Doubt-fire".........I don't get it but some ladies like a few light slams. Â She got this one pretty good.. Â http://dailysnark.co...slamming-table/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Thanks man. Â I could see next week perhaps b/c of Raiders fans too. Raiders fans probably bring their own assault weapons. I hope the camo guys can defeat the evil silver and black intruders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 How bout you STFU! Im fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 While I do find that theory amusing, in reality I wouldn't want to see anyone seriously injured and that's the direction we're heading. We've been there already. Anyone remember the fool sliding down the rail in the upper deck falling on to and badly injuring a fan below? Jets game a few years back. 2013 I think it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Somewhere in China sits a very confused plant manager wondering why he has to ad another shift to meet Walmarts demand for white plastic folding tables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klos63 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 And our pro golfing grandfather! Pegula's really should invite Jack to a game and have him sit in the owners box. That would be cool. Jack is the greatest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Is there such a thing as buying futures in plastic tables? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Is there such a thing as buying futures in plastic tables? I'd short plastic tables about the time the new stadium plans come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'd short plastic tables about the time the new stadium plans come out. Horsecrap. I have an entire plan for downtown if they move the stadium there. Part of the cover charge includes plastic tables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 "She always says 'Don't play ball in the house!'" Â Somewhere in China sits a very confused plant manager wondering why he has to ad another shift to meet Walmarts demand for white plastic folding tables But at the same time, the plant manager enjoys a strange sense of closure and fulfillment finally realizing why so much production has been routed to that place called Buffalo, New York, wherever that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Bills Fan #1: "Anyone do anything crazy while tailgating for a Bills game? I once gave a stranger a blow job for a free jersey!" Â Bills Fan #2: "I jumped off the roof of an SUV onto a table and shattered my leg!" Â Bils Fan #3: "I jumped on a fiery table and lit myself on fire!" Â Bills Fan #4: "I body slammed my girlfriend through a fold-up table. It was great!" Â Bills Fan #5: "I have you all beat. I slid down the railing of the upper deck, fell, and dropped on top of some people down below sitting in the lower bowl. God banned from Bills games for life, but it was great!" Â Bills Fan #6: "Well no injuries in my story, but I did drink a beer out of the ass crack of my girlfriend." Â Bills Fan #7: YOUR STORY GOES HERE. TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE DONE BEFORE A GAME, BILLS FANS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Wings, losing super bowls, and dildos  /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Freakin moron. These idiots deserve everything that happens to them. Some of the partying is fine, but jumping on a table on fire is ridiculous. Â Makes you want to rethink the police going onto the private lots to protect these fools from themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/ Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. i think the fans jumping onto tables is stupid as heck and just shows how idiotic people get when they think someone will be shooting a video of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 going to need a bigger sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 i think the fans jumping onto tables is stupid as heck and just shows how idiotic people get when they think someone will be shooting a video of them. Â Apparently this make you old and crotchity if you think this. I'm not old and I think it's idiotic. Â I have a buddy of mine that is a lawyer and he told me that there are several lawyers paying very close attention to what is happening and they are licking their chops just waiting to pounce. Â Someone will get seriously hurt, file a lawsuit against the bills/ and/or/ private lot owner and new laws will be put in place, and people will B*** and moan about how the NFL is trying to kill tailgating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMF2006 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 going to need a bigger sign  Is that why Hammer got beat up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corta765 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) Â Apparently this make you old and crotchity if you think this. I'm not old and I think it's idiotic. Â I have a buddy of mine that is a lawyer and he told me that there are several lawyers paying very close attention to what is happening and they are licking their chops just waiting to pounce. Â Someone will get seriously hurt, file a lawsuit against the bills/ and/or/ private lot owner and new laws will be put in place, and people will B*** and moan about how the NFL is trying to kill tailgating. Â I believe this tenfold especially after the barstool video documentary and the way things have been this season. Â However I will say this, the Bills lots themselves I have never seen a person jump through a table, get lit on fire, list of other crazy stuff etc... It is all a 100% private lots. This unfortunately one of those really tough middle grounds because Bills fans are doing these actions so the team and their lots get associated despite it not happening there. I know the Bills, the town of OP, and county are really frustrated because what is happening occurs on private property and it is incredibly hard for cops to go there and shut it down without cause. And given the fact cops would need a warrant and the constitution has laws against unreasonable search and seizure it really it tricky for them to limit this behavior. I would also add that despite the videos I have thought fan behavior has improved greatly over the last 5-6 years in the stadium and I haven't seen nearly the issues compared to pre 2012. Â I would also add that perhaps the tipping point of this may have been the fan who was so drunk and died in the creek during the night game. I honestly thought after that you would've seen stronger attempts at curbing fan behavior even though it occurred in a private lot.. Instead it almost seems like open season instead for fan behavior and mix social media into it you have a perfect storm. Edited October 23, 2017 by corta765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I thought it was a very well behaved crowd in the game. Â Â Â While we have the goofy fun stuff.... in recent years, we have avoided a lot of the ugly situations that have been captured in other stadiums (such as that Carolina incident) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corta765 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) I thought it was a very well behaved crowd in the game. Â Â Â While we have the goofy fun stuff.... in recent years, we have avoided a lot of the ugly situations that have been captured in other stadiums (such as that Carolina incident) Â That to me is biggest irony of all of this. Edited October 23, 2017 by corta765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Â going to need a bigger sign and just let hammer catch you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBuff423 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Wings, losing super bowls, and dildos  This should be on a bumper sticker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 i really wonder what the conversation was before that dude dropped that girl into the table. Â i glazed through the thread, but not one mention of the guy who rolled over a fence and drowned in a pond or a stream or something? Â people die and burn at bills games. what can ya do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I remember the opener against the Titans, that Sunday night game we were tailgating across from lot 5. Some genius(he had to be on acid or something) climbed a telephone pole, almost to the top & jumped off screaming "Bills rule!!". He got up from the fall, took one step & collapsed, broke both his legs. paramedics had to come. My point, this stupid behavior has been going on at Bills games for decades, it is just that no one had I-phones back then taking pictures/videos. Â & I do think it is kind of funny, sets us apart from the rest of the NFL fan-bases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm extremely offended from way up here in my superior moral ivory tower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I remember the opener against the Titans, that Sunday night game we were tailgating across from lot 5. Some genius(he had to be on acid or something) climbed a telephone pole, almost to the top & jumped off screaming "Bills rule!!". He got up from the fall, took one step & collapsed, broke both his legs. paramedics had to come. My point, this stupid behavior has been going on at Bills games for decades, it is just that no one had I-phones back then taking pictures/videos. Â & I do think it is kind of funny, sets us apart from the rest of the NFL fan-bases. we were at this game, (night game years ago...like 15 or so?), and it was one of the crazier ones that i remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordio Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) we were at this game, (night game years ago...like 15 or so?), and it was one of the crazier ones that i remember. Â Â That was the game. Year after Homerun Throwback. I couldn't believe the guy did it. My friends & were all in our 20's back then so we were pretty wild at the games & we even said "this guy has got to be out of his mind." We couldn't believe he did that. Edited October 23, 2017 by Gordio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm extremely offended from way up here in my superior moral ivory tower If that superior moral ivory tower consists of not pile driving my wife through a table; not jumping into a fire; not jumping off a telephone pole, a roof, or falling off a stadium railing; count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Â Â That was the game. Year after Homerun Throwback. I couldn't believe the guy did it. My friends & were all in our 20's back then so we were pretty wild at the games & we even said "this guy has got to be out of his mind." We couldn't believe he did that. same here. i had just moved to buffalo for school, and was probably in my early to mid 20s. that's an amazing story though. i remember people just staying after the game and refusing to leave the lots. it was like a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) Â Apparently this make you old and crotchity if you think this. I'm not old and I think it's idiotic. Â I have a buddy of mine that is a lawyer and he told me that there are several lawyers paying very close attention to what is happening and they are licking their chops just waiting to pounce. Â Someone will get seriously hurt, file a lawsuit against the bills/ and/or/ private lot owner and new laws will be put in place, and people will B*** and moan about how the NFL is trying to kill tailgating. Â Â Lawyers shmawyers. Â You don't have to be old to always have a sneaking suspicion someone might be on your lawn........ have another saltine gramps. Â You want the stupidity to stop.........stop allowing public alcohol consumption. Â You want that.........get Sabres tickets because the tailgate is the only think that keeps people coming to the games..........especially with the blackout lifted. Â So be careful what you wish for ol' timer. Edited October 23, 2017 by #BADOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Why the unusual concern? Don't know but at the Sabres game Friday night there were SWAT teams patrolling around the rink. Haven't had a presence like that since just after 9/11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't know but at the Sabres game Friday night there were SWAT teams patrolling around the rink. Haven't had a presence like that since just after 9/11. we commented on that as well, it was weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't know but at the Sabres game Friday night there were SWAT teams patrolling around the rink. Haven't had a presence like that since just after 9/11.probably heard there might be a bomb at the arena, didn't realize it was going to be the Sabres performance that night..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngjebrey Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/  Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames    Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. You seem like the neighbor who calls the cops when a party gets too loud at 7pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 You seem like the neighbor who calls the cops when a party gets too loud at 7pm Haha. Not at all. Tailgating is fun for everyone. Setting each other on fire is blatantly stupid. If you cant see the difference than I dont know what else to say. Â All im saying is that fellow bills fans should speak up when we see women picked up and pile drived through tables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 You seem like the neighbor who calls the cops when a party gets too loud at 7pmwhy? That's exaggeration like crazy. And if someone is being "too loud" it doesn't matter the time. I have and will call the police on such things. People aren't decent anymore or respectful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Â people die and burn at bills games. what can ya do? Im sure theres got to be some Metallica life advice for this question.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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