26CornerBlitz Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) @Deadspin Two fired Buffalo GMs walk into a bar... http://deadsp.in/3MzORFY Edited May 2, 2017 by 26CornerBlitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 DW: "Who's picking up the tab?? Just kidding, Terry is!!" TM: "Lolz!!1!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice_32 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 So Tim, have you ever seen the naked pics that Russ is blackmailing Terry and Kim with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 What hat is Murray wearing? anyways on to the topic at hand. TM: "close your eyes and envision it!" *DW closes his eyes* DW: "I can see it now, we totally, should interview as a team!!!" TM: "Bingo." DW: "two Shirley temples please and put it on Terry's tab." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo poonani Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 TM "Can you believe we get paid to do this now?" DW "I know right! We're the luckiest SOBs in Buffalo!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 dw: so then i said, terry if we trade up we can get a franchise qb! tm: i said the same thing about tanking 2 seasons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 dw: so then i said, terry if we trade up we can get a franchise qb! tm: i said the same thing about tanking 2 seasons! DW: did we just become best friends?! TM: YUP! DW: want to go do karate at the Bills training facility?! TM: YUP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dablitzkrieg Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Whaley always looks stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best Player Available Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Hey, at least we don't have too pack trophy's.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (slurring) "... and then I shaid 'Mr. Peluga ... Mr. Lepuga ... Mr. Legupa ... Terry, I don need yer shtinkin' job..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffismagic Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 You've been missing a lot of work lately... Can't say I've been missing it, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills Fan in MD Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) This whole thing is surreal. I'm not saying that Pegula made the right move -- although he probably did, especially with Whaley -- but the idea that he owns two teams in two sports that are currently searching for a GM is a pretty good sign that he is still learning his way as an owner. He may very well get it right this time around, but the learning curve is real. Edited May 2, 2017 by Bills Fan in MD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coloradobillsfan Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 SlowBurnHeelTurn Barry Petchesky 5/02/17 5:32pm They finally came across some drafts they can handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 That ain't workin' That's the way you do it You go get fired by ol' T.P. That ain't workin' That's the way you do it Money to stay home And the drinks are free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) if ever there was a time I wish I was a fly on the wall...or in this case, a fly on the bar. I wonder if Ole Whitey aka The Son of Satan was the one who snapped the picture?? Ted Nolan?? Rex?? Regier? Ruff?? Lafontaine? Jauron? Marrone? Hail hail the gangs all here, what the heck do we care... Edited May 2, 2017 by LabattBlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffismagic Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 if ever there was a time I wish I was a fly on the wall...or in this case, a fly on the bar. I am sure they are both trading stories on how messed up working for Buffalo sports teams was. Tim Murray, "So I get them their franchise superstar center and they still got rid of me because the player didn't like the coach.' Doug Whaley, "I finally found them their franchise QB but they took away my keys just before I could draft him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 @Deadspin Two fired Buffalo GMs walk into a bar... http://deadsp.in/3MzORFY DW: where's BuffaloBud420 when I need him. oh never mind he's lost on tbd's board creating threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 "I tell you, we gotta get out of the sports business. The hot new industry is starting stupid threads on TwoBillsDrive.com. Have you seen the explosive growth since early March?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DriveFor1Outta5 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 "I tell you, we gotta get out of the sports business. The hot new industry is starting stupid threads on TwoBillsDrive.com. Have you seen the explosive growth since early March?" " Well, that doesn't sound good Doug, but I hope you've read the thank you posts over there. You are loved." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 (edited) One thing is for sure...with all the Pegula Bucks they are walking away with, neither of them are crying in their beer. Edited May 2, 2017 by LabattBlue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 @Deadspin Two fired Buffalo GMs walk into a bar... http://deadsp.in/3MzORFY Brandon? DEAD! " Well, that doesn't sound good Doug, but I hope you've read the thank you posts over there. You are loved." That's more than what Tim Murray got at SabreSpace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_with_it Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Lets blame others for our inability to get our ex teams where they needed to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 If I were there, I would buy them a round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I'm sure Brandon is the snitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 If I were there, I would buy them a round. ...they signed Whaley's name to the tab................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpmenow Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 If I were there, I would buy them a round.better yet they should buy you rounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 TM: He said I had a potty mouth and I wasn't faith based. You? DW: I apparently bogarted the doobage and surfed porn too much, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGBillsFan Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 DW: Terry, I have a plan. TM: What is it? DW: Terry you apply for the vacant Bills GM position and I will apply for the vacant Sabres GM position. TM: Why would we do that? DW: So we can screw Terry out of a few more million for doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Then Terry says "You're Fracking fired" I says "Terry we're not in the oil fields anymore." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 "Privy & The Pee Pee Slapper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan17 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Like I posted on Twitter and Facebook.. A screenshot from the trailer Horrible Bosses 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PO16FFS Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 These Pretzels are making me thirsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4_kidd_4 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 TM: He said I had a potty mouth and I wasn't faith based. You? This line made me larf aloud, as the kids say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 Another round for everyone on Terry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cba fan Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 (edited) if ever there was a time I wish I was a fly on the wall...or in this case, a fly on the bar. I wonder if Ole Whitey aka The Son of Satan was the one who snapped the picture?? Ted Nolan?? Rex?? Regier? Ruff?? Lafontaine? Jauron? Marrone? Hail hail the gangs all here, what the heck do we care... Man TP would have fired you too. It's Barfly. Get it right. Carry on... @Deadspin Two fired Buffalo GMs walk into a bar... http://deadsp.in/3MzORFY and says last Draft's on you. Edited May 3, 2017 by cba fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 TM: "Doug...can I call you Doug?...here's the thing...you need to open your eyelids more than halfway to make people take you seriously. With that said...how 'bout them Cowboys?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Doug ... Can you believe we're both unemployed and Russ still has a job ? Tim ...... But Russ knows what he's doing ... Doug and Tim laughing ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 From twitter: "Tim, this isn't the first time you've overpaid for a Moulson" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 TM: Let me ask you this, did you really say winning takes two things, players and winning? DW: ...maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 TM: "Honestly, Dave...can I call you Dave? I NEVER liked the Bills. Told Terry he shouldn't have bought them in the first place and waited a few years for the Rams opportunity. But hes too damned impatient. Frankly, I'm glad the Bills suck!! It's just you and me now Dave. We gotta stick together!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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