Jerry Jabber Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 http://buffalonews.com/2017/04/20/kouandjio-involved-bizarre-incident-police/ "According to a police source, Kouandjio was found, not fully clothed, in a field after climbing over an electric fence. When an Erie County Sheriff's deputy went to detain him, the source said, the 6-foot-7, 322-pound Kouandjio yelled, "Shoot me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) http://buffalonews.com/2017/04/20/kouandjio-involved-bizarre-incident-police/ According to a police source, Kouandjio was found, not fully clothed, in a field after climbing over an electric fence. When an Erie County Sheriff's deputy went to detain him, the source said, the 6-foot-7, 322-pound Kouandjio yelled, "Shoot me!" Edited April 20, 2017 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 drugs are bad mmmmkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Running through fields half naked, so the hip is fine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Holy moly..."shoot me"? Something is very, very wrong here. I blame Whaley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 WTF Kujo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KellyToughII Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 OMG this guy is an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNY315 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Hope he's ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 sounds like one too many road sodas for this member of the #billsmafia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) Boyko's first test as VP of Communications - get McD up to speed on wack job player story and bullet point responses 15 minutes before he meets the press Edited April 20, 2017 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 "Police were not initially aware of Kouandjio's identity, the source said." He then helped them by saying: "I'm Cyrus Kujo, and I'm worth millions". He must have gotten into Dareus's bath salts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 and it begins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Synthetic marijuana? (a Bama staple) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 OT just became a bigger need than it already was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Synthetic marijuana? (a Bama staple) That's what Hernandez is rumored to have smoked yesterday. I have tried that before while in a military town, it certainly did make some folks do strange things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 poor kid needs some serious help... hope he gets it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Seems like Chandler Jones incident from a couple years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Jabber Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 This guy sounds like he's a few cans short of a six pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) I don't know why but lately when I hear the name Kuandjio I imagine this loud booming deep voice from a Tarzan like man standing at the edge of a forest yelling loudly and slowly "KUUUUUUAAAAAANNNNDJOOOOOOOO!" (beating his chest) Edited April 20, 2017 by PolishDave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Zabka Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Arthritic knee and possibly insane....Great pick at 44th overall by the genius Doug Whaley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I hope we don't find that Dareus was with him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I wonder how he really "injured his hip" in the offseason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baskingridgebillsfan Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 poor kid needs some serious help... hope he gets it agreed. Noted Buffalo News hack Jerry Sullivan is using the incident to evoke laughter on his twitter feed. Disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Wow, fun news days last two days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I wonder how he really "injured his hip" in the offseason good point! I hope its just a bad trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I hope we don't find that Dareus was with him ! He was probably racing Dareus down the 400. Dareus won - he was miles ahead - Kuandjio thought the cops were for them. Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He's just preparing for his upcoming flight on United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He was probably racing Dareus down the 400. Dareus won - he was miles ahead - Kuandjio thought the cops were for them. Doh! Cyrus taking the rap for Marcel and Jerry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zow2 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Yeah that's a bit of a mess. And how would the cop feel about trying to detain or subdue a man that large? I'd be terrified. Glad none of the cops there fired a weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He jumped over an electric fence!!! Hopefully he is okay. Might need to move OL a big higher on the draft list now. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murica Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 This made me lol, crazy story, I hope he's okay but the image in my head of a 320+ lbs 6'7" naked man trying to climb an electric fence must've been a site to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverboat Richie Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Yeah that's a bit of a mess. And how would the cop feel about trying to detain or subdue a man that large? I'd be terrified. Glad none of the cops there fired a weapon. They bull rushed him and he folded. They watch film too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 sorry for doubting. It just sounded like an X-Files plot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 OT has just become a bigger need in the draft, this could change one of our first 3 picks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He jumped over an electric fence!!! Hopefully he is okay. Might need to move OL a big higher on the draft list now. Ugh. That was one of the first things that made me take a double look....either he's electric proof or he has a great vertical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bisonbrigade Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 This team needs an enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 He jumped over an electric fence!!! Hopefully he is okay. Might need to move OL a big higher on the draft list now. Ugh. Maybe he had the munchies so bad - he drove by a pasture - saw a big beefer and wanted a snack. KUUUUUAAAAAAANNDJOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNY315 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 I just asked for a source last night. I thought it was too bizarre to be a fake story tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Where is Dareus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM2009 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Wow. what next today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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