PromoTheRobot Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 (edited) Here's an idea. The Bills should create a digital time capsule that will be buried in The Pit under the stadium. Bills fans will be encouraged to send in photos of themselves as well as photos of departed loved ones who were also fans. So all of Bills Mafia can virtually reside under the field for as long as the stadium is there. Edited January 20 by PromoTheRobot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 4 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: Here's an idea. The Bills should create a digital time capsule that will be buried in The Pit under the stadium. Bills fans will be encouraged to send in photos of themselves as well as photos of departed loved ones who were also fans. So all of Bills Mafia can virtually reside over the field for as long as the stadium is there. I was thinking they could let people spray paint on the retaining wall underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobesBLO13 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 On 1/18/2024 at 9:42 AM, Slippery Rubber Mats said: And by 2026, the new stadium will be completed. And they’ll tell us that it’s still called Highmark Stadium. But we’ll all know its true name: the Pit This is the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Irv Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 2 hours ago, Augie said: Are you the Gate Keeper? Shhhhhh. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 23 minutes ago, Irv said: Shhhhhh. Mums the word. During the holidays I can blow up like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man myself, but it’s better without all the attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chongli Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoonerBillsFan Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 6 minutes ago, chongli said: What *****. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 10 minutes ago, chongli said: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Foothills Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 9 minutes ago, chongli said: I guess the over/under is 0.5. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronicAndKnuckles Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 On 1/18/2024 at 9:45 AM, Your Brown Eye said: With Patrick Mahomes coming to town, only an unblemished virgin is acceptable this week. Throw Jackson Mahomes in there too while we’re at it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickelCity Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 34 minutes ago, chongli said: What a buncha turkeys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 37 minutes ago, chongli said: Confirmation. The pit must be fed. Thanks boys. Also, what do you expect them to say? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 4 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Confirmation. The pit must be fed. Thanks boys. Also, what do you expect them to say? Agreed. For a perfect bell curve we can foresee that 1 will be charged tomorrow. The next game will be in Baltimore. The pit will have finished its work by then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Just now, co_springs_billsfan said: Agreed. For a perfect bell curve we can foresee that 1 will be charged tomorrow. The next game will be in Baltimore. The pit will have finished its work by then. Who is to say that the pit doesn't eat pork? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 (edited) 1 hour ago, chongli said: After the Bills win. Erie County Sheriff's Office: Where's the security team? Edited January 21 by Warcodered 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty shackleford Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 1 hour ago, chongli said: Is it really trespassing if our tax dollars funded it though? 🤷♂️ 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerdMentality Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 so dumb 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan130 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 9 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Grow up! When someone gets killed there then it won't be so funny Feed the pit. Sir 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyOutWest Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 In the scenario where the person is killed, do we subsequently win the Super Bowl right after? If so, then it would not be so much funny…. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyOutWest Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 The Pit Feeds all our dreams. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 13 hours ago, ChronicAndKnuckles said: Throw Jackson Mahomes in there too while we’re at it Maybe JM is the unblemished virgin it needs. 13 hours ago, That's No Moon said: Confirmation. The pit must be fed. Thanks boys. Also, what do you expect them to say? This is playing right into The Pits need for flesh. Instead of a fan or two, it now will have a dozen or more sacrifices today! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Feed the Pit!!!! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 11 hours ago, BillsGuyOutWest said: In the scenario where the person is killed, do we subsequently win the Super Bowl right after? If so, then it would not be so much funny…. Settle down. It's way more likely someone gets killed in a car wreck in the way there, or hit by a car. I think everyone understands it's a joke. A chemically enhanced dude fell in there before the joke even started, can't control that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Any updates on this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 2 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Any updates on this? only a continuing unending hunger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 14 hours ago, BillsGuyOutWest said: In the scenario where the person is killed, do we subsequently win the Super Bowl right after? If so, then it would not be so much funny…. The Smoking Man is extremely powerful. Someone must die to reverse his wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 17 hours ago, chongli said: Now we know who to blame. You don't mess with a streak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingBoots8 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 39 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: Now we know who to blame. You don't mess with a streak. Now we know what must be done. We need an inside agent. One security guard takes a step back accidentally and he’s in. Just a small tumble to greatness. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmart128 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 55 minutes ago, PromoTheRobot said: Now we know who to blame. You don't mess with a streak. Sacrifice the Sheriffs to the pit! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Augie Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 21 minutes ago, KingBoots8 said: Now we know what must be done. We need an inside agent. One security guard takes a step back accidentally and he’s in. Just a small tumble to greatness. I know I will personally bow my head in a moment of silence in tribute before every Super Bowl in honor of that act. I’ll schedule that right around the National Anthem in the interest of efficiency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 5 minutes ago, chongli said: Heros dont always wear capes 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 2 minutes ago, stevewin said: Heros dont always wear capes Reflective highway gear is all the rage in the biggest Hero Clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 38 minutes ago, chongli said: 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty shackleford Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 This whole thing reminds me of the end of Field of Dreams when James Earl Jones says something along the lines of: “People will come Ray. They'll come for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why”... then they jump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 19 hours ago, chongli said: Is the Erie County sheriff a Chiefs fan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerdMentality Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 The dude's head bounced back into view at least twice after he "jumped"/"fell". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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