Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end! It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics. It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels! A small sample, if I may: 1. Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all: One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts One heart burns desire Deez Nuts Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run Who'll be the lonely one Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now 2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?" Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts? Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts? Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh? The list can go on and on infinitely. Seriously, the possibilities are endless. That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. Anyway, food for thought... P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. Edited July 8, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conlan58 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A CASE OF LIGMA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your Brown Eye Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pabstblueribbon Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. 9 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. WEO Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 "seriously"...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDubya76 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 16 minutes ago, Pabstblueribbon said: Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. I love this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Frenkle Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 As a 48 year old man with with the sense of humor of a 14 year old, I appreciate this thread. OP is 100% correct. The possibilities seem endless. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said: Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. Pure GENIUS, Pabstblueribbon. Pure Genius!!!! 😂 5 minutes later edit: I will never listen to Imagine Dragons without thinking about this! Hahahhahaha!!!!! That's a good thing! Pabst, I will buy you a case of PBR for this contribution to my nonsensical thread. 54 minutes ago, Gene Frenkle said: As a 48 year old man with with the sense of humor of a 14 year old, I appreciate this thread. OP is 100% correct. The possibilities seem endless. Gene, I don't even know you, but I love you anyway!!!! LOL! Hopefully we can meet up for a beer (or coffee) in Buffalo sometime. Edited July 8, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Pabstblueribbon said: Apocalypse, you should do an Imagine Dragons song.... .......... because then you could Imagine Dragon Deez Nuts across this thread. My boys have been using that one for a couple years now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Doc said: My boys have been using that one for a couple years now. As stupid-silly and less-than-mature as I am, I have never considered such a connection to this band. My life will never be the same! 1 hour ago, JDubya76 said: You goin' over my head (metaphorically) with some young-folks, internet stuff that makes me feel uncool when I don't know what you're talking about. And it can be so obvious sometimes. I love ya JDubya76 anyways though. I'm assuming the "76" is a birth-year reference (and I could very well be so wrong). 1 hour ago, Conlan58 said: SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A CASE OF LIGMA And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?" Edited July 8, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky7337 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 ya not jumping in on this one ..... they ban for bofa round here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sharky7337 said: ya not jumping in on this one ..... they ban for bofa round here I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 15 minutes ago, Doc said: My boys have been using that one for a couple years now. Soooo... your sons or your nutz? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?" 48 minutes ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend. Urban dictionary "prefixes" for, respectively, select portions of or all of the phrase in question.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 52 minutes ago, transient said: Soooo... your sons or your nutz? Sons. The others don't talk, thankfully. Probably would be a lot of complaining. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 this thread sucks on deez nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky7337 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: I'll bite...what is "bofa?" Asking for a friend. Bofadeez ! 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 2 hours ago, KDIGGZ said: this thread sucks on deez nuts ah...a little weak but I'll give it props! 😂 At least you're trying. 5 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: This is me 50% of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: Seriously, after reading that recent article on our boy JA17 messing with everyone with those classic (if not tired) "Deez Nuts" jokes, I have become trapped by this comic tractor-beam to no end! It has invaded my life and I cannot listen to a song without inserting "Deez Nuts" into said lyrics. It just works so well, and on so many (shallow) levels! A small sample, if I may: 1. Journey "Who's Crying Now?" - not hard to imagine but I'll indulge you all: One love feeds the fire Deez Nuts One heart burns desire Deez Nuts Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now Two hearts Deez Nuts born to run Who'll be the lonely one Wonder Deez Nuts, who's crying now 2. Peter Frampton's classic "Do you Feel?" Woke up this morning with a wine glass Deez Nuts in my hand Whose wine Nuts? What wine Nuts? Where the hell did I dine are my Nuts? Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been Come on, let's do it Deez Nuts again Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? Do you, you Deez Nuts, feel like I do? I think you can catch my drift (Nuts) at this point, eh? The list can go on and on infinitely. Seriously, the possibilities are endless. That is, if you're a 48 year old man with the sense of humor of a 14 year old. Anyway, food for thought... P.S. I have to give props to Key and Peele (Sp?) and their absolutely classic and hilarious "Deez Nuts" skit a few years back, which I assume is more than likely JA17's inspiration for these jokes. 1. The Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City" Hot town summer in the city Back of my neck Deez Nuts getting dirty and gritty. 2. Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell" Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars Oak tree Deez Nuts you're in my way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigby Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Damn these shrooms must have been more potent than I thought they were...🤫 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 8 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Rigby said: Damn these shrooms must have been more potent than I thought they were...🤫 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 8, 2022 Author Share Posted July 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Peace Frog said: 1. The Lovin' Spoonful "Summer in the City" Hot town summer in the city Back of my neck Deez Nuts getting dirty and gritty. 2. Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell" Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars Oak tree Deez Nuts you're in my way. Music will simply never be the same. I’m old enough to have already lived through that first round of pop Deez Nuts humor. Somehow, our Joshy Boy had resurrected it and my maturation is forever completely derailed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 9, 2022 Author Share Posted July 9, 2022 … you have no idea how many times that great Skynyrd song will play again and again in my head with “Deez” updated lyrics now. Just classic! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 9, 2022 Author Share Posted July 9, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: Friends I have done more shrooms and acid in my life than I can accurately recall now. So yes, this thread could be related to such past activity. Seriously, probably less than 50 individual tabs of old fashioned LSD, but that was all back in the 90’s and not all of it was worth my money. Shrooms probably whatever a quarter ounce times 25 or so adds up to. But shrooms aren’t nearly as bad for you IMHO. Can possibly be a treatment for severe depression. BTW…LSD occurs naturally in rye grain products that have molded. The Salem witch thing (among many other similar historical occurrences) was very likely a case of a few villagers tripping their respective nutz (Deez or otherwise) off without realizing it. Just food for thought. Good night all Edited July 9, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 bad nutz parodies? a lesson on LSD and Shrooms? . . . Ah, when does training camp start??? 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoudyBills Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 19 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: As stupid-silly and less-than-mature as I am, I have never considered such a connection to this band. My life will never be the same! You goin' over my head (metaphorically) with some young-folks, internet stuff that makes me feel uncool when I don't know what you're talking about. And it can be so obvious sometimes. I love ya JDubya76 anyways though. I'm assuming the "76" is a birth-year reference (and I could very well be so wrong). And now I feel even more dumb. Pray to tell, what is "LIGMA?" Ligma nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 All of this food for thought has me stuffed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Does someone want to play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 5 hours ago, CSBill said: bad nutz parodies? a lesson on LSD and Shrooms? . . . Ah, when does training camp start??? 😉 Still about 4 new Edmunds threads away. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace Frog Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 1. Led Zeppelin "Kashmir" Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face Deez Nuts. 2. Guess Who "These Eyes Deez Nuts" These eyes Deez Nuts cry every night for you. 3. The White Stripes "Seven Nation Army" I'm gonna fight'em off, a seven nation army couldn't hold me back Deez Nuts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 This is the third time in 4 years I have seen the word DARN used in a thread title with absolutely no ban at all not so much as a 3 day suspension This is why the world is going to sheet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 12, 2022 Author Share Posted July 12, 2022 Ok, I have one of the best such songs now. But if I just tell the world, it feels cheap and underserved (because I take this topic wayyyyyyyy to seriously lol). But I will give you a big hint: It’s an oldie (80’s) by a pop duo from across the big pond. One of the members has passed away but had a pretty good solo career himself. That group’s name rhymes with “Blam!” Can anyone guess the song I am thinking about? (And maybe I should post script this with the disclaimer that it may not be the most productive thing to try and read my crazy ass mind. But good luck anyhow!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 17 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: Ok, I have one of the best such songs now. But if I just tell the world, it feels cheap and underserved (because I take this topic wayyyyyyyy to seriously lol). But I will give you a big hint: It’s an oldie (80’s) by a pop duo from across the big pond. One of the members has passed away but had a pretty good solo career himself. That group’s name rhymes with “Blam!” Can anyone guess the song I am thinking about? (And maybe I should post script this with the disclaimer that it may not be the most productive thing to try and read my crazy ass mind. But good luck anyhow!) Are you asking for your boyz to be woken up before you go... go? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeFrommStateFarm Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 17 hours ago, Apocalypse Nuts said: Ok, I have one of the best such songs now. But if I just tell the world, it feels cheap and underserved (because I take this topic wayyyyyyyy to seriously lol). But I will give you a big hint: It’s an oldie (80’s) by a pop duo from across the big pond. One of the members has passed away but had a pretty good solo career himself. That group’s name rhymes with “Blam!” Can anyone guess the song I am thinking about? (And maybe I should post script this with the disclaimer that it may not be the most productive thing to try and read my crazy ass mind. But good luck anyhow!) Careless Whisper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 On 7/9/2022 at 12:06 PM, Peace Frog said: 2. Guess Who "These Eyes Deez Nuts" These eyes Deez Nuts cry every night for you. "Deez Nuts have seen a lot of love" was there for the taking... 🤷♀️🤦♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse Nuts Posted July 12, 2022 Author Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, JakeFrommStateFarm said: Careless Whisper Actually “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” but I totally missed “Careless Whisper”! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done! I figured you had a pretty great sense of humor with that fantastic handle, Jake 4 hours ago, transient said: Are you asking for your boyz to be woken up before you go... go? We have a winner!!! 🎉 😃😃😃😃 Edited July 12, 2022 by Apocalypse Nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 The Temptations - My Girl I guess… you’d say What can make be feel this way… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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