Mike in Horseheads Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Expressing concerns that Tampa Bay had not yet undertaken the basic prep he used to do in New England, quarterback Tom Brady confessed Thursday that he wasn’t sure how to ask Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians for tape of their opponent’s practice...... https://sports.theonion.com/tom-brady-not-sure-how-to-ask-coach-for-tape-of-other-t-1845081851?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2020-09-17 6 31 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Now THAT is funny! 😛 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 That’s totally fake BS. Everyone knows he never memorized anything. the calls are whispered to him from Ernie Adams through the special helmet. 5 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Expressing concerns that Tampa Bay had not yet undertaken the basic prep he used to do in New England, quarterback Tom Brady confessed Thursday that he wasn’t sure how to ask Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians for tape of their opponent’s practice...... https://sports.theonion.com/tom-brady-not-sure-how-to-ask-coach-for-tape-of-other-t-1845081851?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2020-09-17 is this an admission of the Patriots taping other teams practices? it would sure seem so. Edited September 17, 2020 by Foxx 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dat said: That’s totally fake BS. Everyone knows he never memorized anything. the calls are whispered to him from Ernie Adams through the special helmet. His “special helmet” should be the swirling water toy in the restroom! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Foxx said: is this an admission of the Patriots taping other teams practices? it would sure seem so. Yes, he admitted it to the Onion reporters. 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Foxx said: is this an admission of the Patriots taping other teams practices? it would sure seem so. Its the Onion Foxx, it is a spoof news outlet, 😁👍 Go Bills!!! Edited September 17, 2020 by Don Otreply 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Don Otreply said: Its the Onion Foxx, it is a spoof news outlet, 😁👍 Go Bills!!! Huh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Don Otreply said: Its the Onion Foxx, it is a spoof news outlet, 😁👍 Go Bills!!! LOL...sad that Fox x wouldn't understand that 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideNine Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 The Onion is awesome. 😂🤣 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddyjj Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Fake News at its best, as everyone knows how the Pats really did it. Tom had a heads up display in his Pats helmet with an app that did algorithms for down and distance and then processed D's vocal signals to confirm defensive formation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Dat said: That’s totally fake BS. Everyone knows he never memorized anything. the calls are whispered to him from Ernie Adams through the special helmet. it’s from the Onion of course it’s fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msw2112 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 At first, I thought this might be serious, until I saw it was from the Onion. I haven't read any of their stuff in a while, but it is always funny. One the links below this story said "Steelers to wear patch honoring Ben Roethlisberger's victims" or something like that. Hilarious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 49 minutes ago, Foxx said: is this an admission of the Patriots taping other teams practices? it would sure seem so. Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flaz Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: it’s from the Onion of course it’s fake The Onion is in no way fake news. @Mike in Horseheads posts their material on a regular basis. I use their facts and information during regular arguments with the left and right wingers here in Florida. I always win these arguments when the aggressors find out that I am not a member of either party, I actually lean more towards atheism than the other two parties. Thank god for the Onion 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putin Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Expressing concerns that Tampa Bay had not yet undertaken the basic prep he used to do in New England, quarterback Tom Brady confessed Thursday that he wasn’t sure how to ask Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians for tape of their opponent’s practice...... https://sports.theonion.com/tom-brady-not-sure-how-to-ask-coach-for-tape-of-other-t-1845081851?utm_source=TheOnion_Daily_RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2020-09-17 I’m sure Bill can email it to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: LOL...sad that Fox x wouldn't understand that the Bills make me want to shout! lift your hands up and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: it’s from the Onion of course it’s fake The deuce you say! I will wear my shocked face for the rest of the night 😮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 This was pretty much one of the best things I read to make me laugh tonight OP, thanks for that! As a side note another link off the same article led to this gem that prolly deserves its own lol thread: https://sports.theonion.com/adam-gase-warns-jets-fans-not-to-overreact-to-first-60-1845030308 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Steelers To Wear Patch Honoring Victims Of Ben Roethlisberger hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Cheatin' mother *****. ***** him, GCOAT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StHustle Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 18 minutes ago, BringMetheHeadofLeonLett said: Steelers To Wear Patch Honoring Victims Of Ben Roethlisberger hahahahaha At first glance its funny but a few seconds later you should realize its not funny at all. Its disparaging to the victims to make them part of any joke. Shame on the onion for publishing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 6 hours ago, freddyjj said: Fake News at its best, as everyone knows how the Pats really did it. Tom had a heads up display in his Pats helmet with an app that did algorithms for down and distance and then processed D's vocal signals to confirm defensive formation. They borrowed the design for the Iron Man movie. Substitute Jarvis with Ernie. 5 hours ago, flaz said: The Onion is in no way fake news. @Mike in Horseheads posts their material on a regular basis. I use their facts and information during regular arguments with the left and right wingers here in Florida. I always win these arguments when the aggressors find out that I am not a member of either party, I actually lean more towards atheism than the other two parties. Thank god for the Onion Is there a difference between left and right wing in Florida? Both are so far they come together and just ask for extra jello in nursing homes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMetheHeadofLeonLett Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 31 minutes ago, StHustle said: At first glance its funny but a few seconds later you should realize its not funny at all. Its disparaging to the victims to make them part of any joke. Shame on the onion for publishing that. The joke's on us, my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 PSA The Onion is an American satirical digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes articles on international, national, and local news. The company is based in Chicago but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 16 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: PSA The Onion is an American satirical digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes articles on international, national, and local news. The company is based in Chicago but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin I always thought it was cheesy. Bermuda Onion Cheese would be perfect except Bermuda Onions do not grow in Wisconsin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJS Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 17 hours ago, StHustle said: At first glance its funny but a few seconds later you should realize its not funny at all. Its disparaging to the victims to make them part of any joke. Shame on the onion for publishing that. That's ridiculous. Nobody is being disparaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangarang Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Someone bit the onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: I always thought it was cheesy. Bermuda Onion Cheese would be perfect except Bermuda Onions do not grow in Wisconsin. a lot of satire is. it’s Comedy Gold Jerry !!! Edited September 18, 2020 by SlimShady'sSpaceForce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Check out the Sham Wow Guy in jail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. K Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 0-16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 9/17/2020 at 10:48 PM, DrDawkinstein said: "I don't know why I left New England. At least Bill and I had the same philosophy. 'If you aren't cheatin', you ain't tryin'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Just now, TigerJ said: "I don't know why I left New England. At least Bill and I had the same philosophy. 'If you aren't cheatin', you ain't tryin'." I thought it was because they could win without cheating and they just wanted a challenge. That seemed to be the opinion of the soft ball licking P*ts trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted September 20, 2020 Author Share Posted September 20, 2020 On 9/18/2020 at 12:16 AM, StHustle said: At first glance its funny but a few seconds later you should realize its not funny at all. Its disparaging to the victims to make them part of any joke. Shame on the onion for publishing that. Have you ever read the Onion? Its satire at its best and they spare no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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