VirginiaMike Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 In this crazy time and while we are all hoping for a full NFL season, I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year. https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/05/21/woman-attacked-by-bison-at-yellowstone/24376714/ Seriously, stay safe everyone! Go Bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 And that's also a message to all you women out there... Stay at least 25 yards away from the field. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costrovs Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 (edited) This makes about as much sense as the patriots becoming a dynasty after 9/11. Or the Cubs winning the world series because Obama was the president. Ya know what, I like how you think. Edited May 21, 2020 by Hapless Bills Fan gratuitous political reference 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 38 minutes ago, VirginiaMike said: In this crazy time and while we are all hoping for a full NFL season, I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year. https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/05/21/woman-attacked-by-bison-at-yellowstone/24376714/ Seriously, stay safe everyone! Go Bills! Ha! You know there's a joke about the Buffalonian who dies and goes to hell but is so happy he draws the devil's personal attention to try to make him sad? It ends with the guy euphoric and dancing about because the Devil assigns him to break up the ice and shovel it off Hell's sidewalks: "I was always told the Bills would win the Super Bowl when Hell freezes over!" Sometimes I feel like this has gotta be our year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 People act like morons in Yellowstone; seen it firsthand. The idiot who dove into one of their pools after his hat and then dissolved after 48 hours wins 1st place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, VirginiaMike said: In this crazy time and while we are all hoping for a full NFL season, I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year. https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/05/21/woman-attacked-by-bison-at-yellowstone/24376714/ Seriously, stay safe everyone! Go Bills! That happens frequently there After months of "isolation" the Animals have taken back the park and will most likely be more protective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logic Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 What could be a more apt sign of a return to glory for the first time since the 90s than an article from AOL? 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsDude Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year too.......Brady left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, VirginiaMike said: In this crazy time and while we are all hoping for a full NFL season, I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year. https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/05/21/woman-attacked-by-bison-at-yellowstone/24376714/ Seriously, stay safe everyone! Go Bills! AOL.com? Do they give you like 50 free hours of reading when you sign up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Joshin' Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, VirginiaMike said: In this crazy time and while we are all hoping for a full NFL season, I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year. https://www.aol.com/article/news/2020/05/21/woman-attacked-by-bison-at-yellowstone/24376714/ Seriously, stay safe everyone! Go Bills! What if it is a sign for the Bisons or Bulls instead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Logic said: What could be a more apt sign of a return to glory for the first time since the 90s than an article from AOL? Just for posterity, I'm gonna save that article on a floppy disk. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwhit34 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 If it comes to pass can ESPN make a 30 for 30 called The First Dance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 There are a series of events that have been predicted to be required for the Bills to win. A global pandemic.... check A significant DUI charge...check An illegal firearms charge...check(2 for 1) Fans of the chosen team will be Hammered a Lot The team will have a Rich history And on the 3rd season the messiah arises from a tunnel to create a New Era.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 hours ago, BillsDude said: I've found a sign from above that this will be Buffalo's year too.......Brady left Even if he stayed, it wouldn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mango Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 All we needed was a woman to get attacked by a Bison? Had I known, I would have vacationed with a couple terrible ex-girlfriends to Yellowstone years ago. Sorry Bills fans, this drought is on me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark80 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 If she was wearing a Pats jersey then I would really take it as a sign. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerJ Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 People get hurt in Yellowstone by bison because they're idiots (people - not bison). Instead of staying 25 feet away, many try to get close enough to touch them. They are looking for photo ops. When we were in Yellowstone, we got very close to bison, but we were in our vehicle (a big conversion van) at the time. We were driving one way, a line of bison were in the other lane walking past us. And of course there were people out of their vehicles trying to get way too close to some other bison off the road. It's really amazing that a whole lot more people don't get seriously hurt. Fortunately bison are pretty placid most of the time. They can get irritated though, and you definitely don't want to be close to a one ton irritated wild animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 5/21/2020 at 12:39 PM, WhoTom said: Just for posterity, I'm gonna save that article on a floppy disk. 8", 5 1/4", or 3 1/2"? Might wanna back it up on a reel to reel to be safe. Perhaps a series of punch cards? On 5/21/2020 at 12:51 PM, jwhit34 said: If it comes to pass can ESPN make a 30 for 30 called The First Dance? How about the "At Last We Can Dance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo716 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 On 5/21/2020 at 1:59 PM, Mark80 said: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. A legitimate sentence in English ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: 8", 5 1/4", or 3 1/2"? There's only one appropriate storage medium in this case: a reformatted, 3.5" AOL floppy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 cuz I’m too lazy to start a new thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Here's a sign .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCBillsBeliever Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/21/2020 at 10:50 AM, Seasons1992 said: People act like morons in Yellowstone; seen it firsthand. The idiot who dove into one of their pools after his hat and then dissolved after 48 hours wins 1st place. Wait... the hat dissolved, or the guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, ROCBillsBeliever said: Wait... the hat dissolved, or the guy? The answer, is yes. And I formally apologize.......had he been chasing his hat, he'd only be 1/10th less a moron. Turns out he was full-on moron: https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/17/us/yellowstone-man-dissolved-trnd/index.html Edited May 31, 2020 by Seasons1992 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Tony Masiello cutting a ribbon, and declaring this the rebirth of a Buffalo Bills dynasty? * Don't get me wrong, I have high hopes and expectations for this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I seriously doubt the Buffalo charged her unless she was trying to get too close to the Bison. You don’t approach wild animals. That’s ######ed. I am glad she’s not hurt if she refused medical attention. If she was really hurt, they would have forced her to get in the ambulance. Not sure about a sign for the SB, but I’ll take it I guess to the OP. Oops, sorry mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCBillsBeliever Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: The answer, is yes. And I formally apologize.......had he been chasing his hat, he'd only be 1/10th less a moron. Turns out he was full-on moron: https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/17/us/yellowstone-man-dissolved-trnd/index.html Wow! That is just nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 4 hours ago, ROCBillsBeliever said: Wow! That is just nuts! There are signs EVERYWHERE that say, "Stay on the boardwalk" and depict a cartoon person breaking through the thin, hot crust of the park. The place reeks of sulfuric acid. Darwin deserves more credit in life, keeping this planet less full of fools. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Seasons1992 said: There are signs EVERYWHERE that say, "Stay on the boardwalk" and depict a cartoon person breaking through the thin, hot crust of the park. The place reeks of sulfuric acid. Darwin deserves more credit in life, keeping this planet less full of fools. So basically the same thing that happened to the grandma in Dantes Peak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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