Paulus Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, KD in CA said: Why would I care if I’m ‘identified’? Why would I want to ‘hang out’ in a men’s room? I assume the dudes who endlessly linger in the bathroom have nothing useful to do and should be fired. Strange thread. It was a joke, wet towel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) All the time. Cuts down on the TP bill. 1 hour ago, row_33 said: I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick. If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms. An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs! Edited April 9, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Cuts down on the TP bill. Why is not surprising that you chose THIS angle on the thread...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulus Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: All the time. Cuts down on the TP bill. If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms. An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs! Petco and Petsmarts are usually oddly safe. I guess people there are so used to cleaning up after their pets, they just clean up for themselves automatically. But, Chicago? Is this secret potty area safe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, row_33 said: I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick. You could publish that and make money I once knew the cleanest and least visited restrooms of a certain large military base. When I got transferred, my staff was quite impressed when I passed my secret on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Paulus said: Petco and Petsmarts are usually oddly safe. I guess people there are so used to cleaning up after their pets, they just clean up for themselves automatically. But, Chicago? Is this secret potty area safe? Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fr. Jerk Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I take my first poop of the day religiously at around 9:30am. I schedule all of my appointments around that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 The only time I flatulate at work is in the bathroom and only if I'm alone. I try to not poop at work, primarily because I don't want to be called out for blowing it up. If I must, I will; but it's rare. Our work men's room has two stalls and one urinal. If there's anyone else in the bathroom when I enter, I will not go poop. I never poop whilst in a restaurant, or anywhere in public, for the most part. The only exception is a train station, airport or rest area. And if that happens, it's because it simply can't be avoided. I try to plan ahead as much as possible, i.e. - poop before I leave the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. never trust a fart... 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win. So you are backed up regularly then and frequently disappointed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Land Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 38 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! I love the clean ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Zaso Art Designs said: Honestly how many of you fart or poop at work? And you want to be my graphic designer. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, Gugny said: A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win. Brown trout release 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And you want to be my graphic designer. ? I actually agree with Gugny for once. You enter the bathroom to take a dump and if anyone is there - leave. Same goes for the moron who sits down when you are mid-dump. I leave. Ridgeway. I took graphics arts in college. This is one of my finer pieces. Call me. Edited April 9, 2019 by Irv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Land Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And you want to be my graphic designer. ? Yeah a graphic designer that farts and poops like any other person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, /dev/null said: I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper trust me sand / toilet paper - its not just GSA thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILFHUNTER#518 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, MILFHUNTER#518 said: A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero. You'd get along well with @Limeaid, @Cripple Creek and @Jauronimo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 45 minutes ago, Irv said: Ridgeway. I took graphics arts in college. This is one of my finer pieces. Call me. Substitute the frying pans that go ‘clang’ when I hover over them, and you have a deal. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 6 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired severely constipated - so I do neither. Fixed^^^^ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. between 8 and 50 you don't have to think about it and have to try to pee anyway before a putatively short car or subway ride coming up... or have Mom or your wife remind you Edited April 9, 2019 by row_33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 thought I ***** and only farted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Substitute the frying pans that go ‘clang’ when I hover over them, and you have a deal. ? I said graphic arts. Not sound engineering. I'm only human. Edited April 9, 2019 by Irv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired - so I do neither. Yeah, but back in the day?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired - so I do neither. Oh, so like work then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 A highly paid contract engineer once told me "Never sweat on their time. Never poop on your own time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: You'd get along well with @Limeaid, @Cripple Creek and @Jauronimo. I don’t gugny where I work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 4 hours ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. Technically, “in your pants” is a place. Just sayin’......... But probably not your first choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: Technically, “in your pants” is a place. Just sayin’......... But probably not your first choice. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 both~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 4 hours ago, mead107 said: So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? What do you mean? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 5 hours ago, mead107 said: So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 All the time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca BIlls Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 20 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: The answer is both. Now for a little lesson. What you need to do is get yourself a pair of poop shoes. What these are, is a pair of shoes you put on to go to the bathroom that nobody else knows about. This allows you to 1. Be as nasty and stinky in the bathroom without being judged and 2. Hang out in there without being hounded. This is absolutely genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boater Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 2:04 PM, /dev/null said: I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper That's the whole GSA plan.. it's sanding your rectum to cleanliness. Charmin is like wiping with an inside-out sweatshirt... it just smears the fecal matter, there's no removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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