Ice bowl 67 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 What was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoBills808 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Probably posting OTW topics on the main forum. 9 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJB Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) If I said the word "Dolphin " or Jets" I got the belt Let me tell how how much my backside hurt after going to Animal Kingdom and the Air Force museums. Edited January 14, 2019 by DJB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemsonBills Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I hid Thurman’s helmet on the sidelines 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I gave my friend Jeff a book of recipes using human flesh. That didn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, GoBills808 said: Probably posting OTW topics on the main forum. true that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie Joe Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Gugny said: I gave my friend Jeff a book of recipes using human flesh. That didn't end well. Jeffismagic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 playing doctor with next door neighbor. .course we were both 15 her old man wwas PISSED!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackKemp Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) For beating up a kid who posted non-Bills stuff on a Bills message board. They were paper, cork board and pins back in the day. Edited January 14, 2019 by JackKemp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said: true that Word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 came home drunk as a skunk on Good Friday ... my friends just dropped me in the front yard and boogied. I think I was 16 or 17 at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Was standing outside a house party that was getting broken up by the police. I was a junior in HS. I decided I’d flick a beer cap in the direction of a cop who was standing there. Amazingly, it smacked him right between the eyes. I spent the night in jail after they called my parents. Fortunate for me, my uncle was a police captain. He walked in the cell, looked at me and laughed, and shut the door ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) Beating the ***** out of a neighbor in school during a class when both in 7th grade. The detention wasn't much but the fear of being anywhere near his Dad after that was intense. His son started it though with an eraser full of chalk. Edited January 14, 2019 by keepthefaith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 let's just say...when people say they don't want to see it, they really don't want to see it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, teef said: let's just say...when people say they don't want to see it, they really don't want to see it. That took a couple of rereads, but it was well worth it. ? Edited January 14, 2019 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, teef said: let's just say...when people say they don't want to see it, they really don't want to see it. Hopefully you still don't offer while your patients are in the chair....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Seasons1992 said: Hopefully you still don't offer while your patients are in the chair....... don't tell me how to run my practice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I was a good kid. Because I was very careful not to get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Short version: I was around 15, got way too drunk with some friends, and they tried carrying me home because I couldn't walk. Cops saw it and took me home. From then on, my parents referred to it as "The Incident." The footnote, which my parents never found out about, is that my friends were all tripping on acid, but I was too afraid to try it. I lost control on the legal substance, and they were fine on the illegal substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Gugny said: I gave my friend Jeff a book of recipes using human flesh. That didn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I'll have to check first if the statute of limitations is still in effect. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I never did anything immoral or illegal as a kid. Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Gugny said: I gave my friend Jeff a book of recipes using human flesh. That didn't end well. Dahmer or Boyst? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) Either the time I got pinched stealing a pair of oakley's and mom knocked the puck out of me in front of the cops, or the time I called my mom a B word and my dad knocked the puck out of me in front of all my friends. I love my mom and dad!!! They taught me how to take a punch! Edited January 15, 2019 by BUFFALOKIE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I stole a crunch bar from Tops when I was 4. My mom caught me trying to open it, and took me back to the store. Had the manager pretend to call the cops on me. Told my mom I hated her when I was about 7. Got a mouth full of soap for that one. Another time, my downstairs neighbors/landlords accused me of spitting on her from my second story balcony. To this day, I maintain my innocence and think they're full of *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 42 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said: Either the time I got pinched stealing a pair of oakley's and mom knocked the puck out of me in front of the cops, or the time I called my mom a B word and my dad knocked the puck out of me in front of all my friends. I love my mom and dad!!! They taught me how to take a punch! My older sister swung her long azz leg to kick me and I tried to block it with my right hand. Bent my little finger in an unnatural way that caused some serious damage. I grabbed her ankle and dragged her down the stairs calling her a b word. My father got heated and told me it didn’t prove a damn thing to swear. It was a confusing message. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poleshifter Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 My cousin and I got busted for putting stones on the tracks of the little train at Beaver Island State Park. Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Don't remember the specifics but Father Baker's was mentioned frequently in our house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 threw an iceball at a kid from 20 yards, he turned around at the precise moment he shouldn't have and almost lost an eye it was the only throw of 10,000 of my life that connected perfectly in any kind of sports situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Don't remember the specifics but Father Baker's was mentioned frequently in our house. Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Duffy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I remember taking mother's maxi pads from underneath the bathroom sink cabinet and sticking them on the stop signs throughout the neighborhood. I was seen doing this mischief by someone and my mother beat the ***** out of me. Think I was 8yrs old at the time. I know, swell isn't it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 48 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said: Don't remember the specifics but Father Baker's was mentioned frequently in our house. If you've never had your parents pretend to call Father Baker's to come pick you up, did you really grow up in Buffalo? Is that still a thing by the way, Father Baker's threats? I remember hearing they wanted to make him a saint and being pissed. When I got older, I realized he was actually a really good dude, taking in orphans, and the parents of WNY smeared his good name. Just now, Patrick_Duffy said: I remember taking mother's maxi pads from underneath the bathroom sink cabinet and sticking them on the stop signs throughout the neighborhood. I was seen doing this mischief by someone and my mother beat the ***** out of me. Think I was 8yrs old at the time. I know, swell isn't it..... My father in law always tells me the story of the time his mom was having the church women's group over for tea. She realized she was out of napkins, so she handed him some money and told him to go to the corner store, and get the best napkins he can find. He brought home "sanitary napkins," and was so proud of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) Also, maybe not the most trouble I've ever been in, but definitely the dumbest. I tried to dingdong ditch a guy that was mowing his front lawn. Edited January 15, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: If you've never had your parents pretend to call Father Baker's to come pick you up, did you really grow up in Buffalo? Is that still a thing by the way, Father Baker's threats? I remember hearing they wanted to make him a saint and being pissed. When I got older, I realized he was actually a really good dude, taking in orphans, and the parents of WNY smeared his good name. My sister works at one of the Father Baker facilities, last I heard she was either a principal or assistant principal for one of the schools there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 2 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: Also, maybe not the most trouble I've ever been in, but definitely the dumbest. I tried to dingdong ditch a guy that was mowing his front lawn. Screak English, Elvorado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanfan Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Jumped a kid after school in third grade that was my sworn enemy. When he fell his glasses flew off and broke, and as he fell he knocked over a girl carrying her flute, and her flute broke. My dad got the call from my enemy's dad right in the middle of dinner, demanding payment for the glasses and the flute (because the girl's dad called my enemy's dad demanding payment). I remember my dad staring at me, the top of his head getting redder by the second, knowing I was a dead man as soon as he hung up. We had spaghetti that night; it took me 20 years to be able to eat spaghetti again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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