CountDorkula Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 It's week one boys. Lets go! Tyrod Scores TD's Luck ain't so Lucky Today Bills win by fourteen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloHokie13 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Offense moves at will Indy settles for field goals We're on to the Pats* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iinii Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Preseason's over the Ferraris are tuned up Buffalo Bills win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Beware of Luck's feet Andrew Luck has very good feet his feet are very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Running lanes galore Unimpeded touchdown drives Shout song played all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Jerry Hughes is back Watch out Mr. Andrew Luck Tom Brady trembles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Chewin' up Quarterbacks A dime a dozen You're not really supposed to kiss your cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Gimmicks don't win rings Tyrod is not Russ Wilson One more lost season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) Horses get put down Off to the glue factory Neck beard stuck to turf Edited September 11, 2015 by SWATeam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Chewin' up Quarterbacks A dime a dozen You're not really supposed to kiss your cousin Are we playing Jerry Lee Lewis this week? Is he from Indy or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Dirty ass catfish Slowly poisoning the boy So I can drink beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondo in seattle Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Bloody fight till end Our big boys win the trenches Colts leave field vanquish'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloHokie13 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 TakeYouToTasker Is a real Debbie Downer Get that guy a drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bard454 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Hope springs eternal "Build a bully," Rex declared At last we will see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCD Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Luck drops back to pass Mister Big Stuff, Mario and Kyle fiercely knock him down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Are we playing Jerry Lee Lewis this week? Is he from Indy or something? Andrew "the Amish arm rocket" Luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wazzu Bill Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Beware of Luck's feet Andrew Luck has very good feet his feet are very good Luck better watch out Rex wants a peek at those feet Uncomfortable Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 January to September New pieces abound Kick Off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) It's week one boys. Lets go! Tyrod Scores TD's Luck ain't so Lucky Today Bills win by fourteen Indy's up this week Inbred troglodyte Captain Paid Wilford too much Edited September 11, 2015 by dorquemada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCD Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Indy's up this week Inbred troglodyte Captain Paid Wilford too much One Man Team, Indy QB with lumpy forehead And not much else now Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA HA Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) It's week one boys. Lets go! Tyrod Scores TD's Luck ain't so Lucky Today Bills win by fourteen They call him lucky Look at his face though, do it Not so lucky, now Don't they race cars there 500 laps to the right big fun for slow folk What's fun in indy? Seriously, go google cars in oval, ugh Edited September 11, 2015 by dorquemada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivermont Mike Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I wrote this haiku to kill the excessive time from now to Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorquemada Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) Luck, I hear them say Lucky, in AFCN Kenmore East could win Team Captain, A. Luck Has a really big dumb face Should keep his mask on Edited September 11, 2015 by dorquemada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quinnearlysghost88 Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) Manning he is not front four gonna sack galore EJ surprise start Edited September 11, 2015 by quinnearlysghost88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Sunday number one Colts and their favorite son Horse head on a bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Of Williams, Williams, Williams, Williams, or Williams, none have the name, Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 There is a young QB named Luck Many fail to notice him suck Our brand new coach like some feets Both teams know Tom Brady cheats He has ever since that failed tuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 I'm gonna get wet Do neck beards repel water? I have no neck beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Horseshoes Bring Good Luck? Not this Sunday at the Ralph! Forecast says Cold Front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 (edited) Two new D lineman? The grass. Shady is the wind: Wind flows through the grass A giant firefly: That way, this way, that way, this- Tyrod flies on by. For Luck: Looking up from here; I see both sun and stars. How... Wait! Where is the ball? Edited September 12, 2015 by OCinBuffalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1B4IDie Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Billy Winn called in to try and save the Colt's Sunday. Sorry, but the Billies Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Everclear is here Mix into a gallon jug Riot punch for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock'em Sock'em Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Let's go make some noise... So when the Colts audible... Five yard penalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice_32 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 The rain is coming Shady runs and runs all day Indy defense soft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 See the Wild colts Graze See the Buffalo Bills Stampede Horse Meat for Dinner Gimmicks don't win rings Tyrod is not Russ Wilson One more lost season Take You To Tasker: Prozac makes a big difference For those Down, Depressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Greg Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Old division foes They're as soft as they ever were Return of the Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibs Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Week 2 limerick: There once was a man named Tom Brady Who's actions were deemed to be shady. The Bills got the schits So they ripped off his bits, And now he pees just like a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine gun kelly Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Run the ball, Get after the quarterback, Hero's baby! Ok, I stole that from NFL Radio. I'm about to get on hold right now to talk with Vic, and Dan. they are talking Bills right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Two new D lineman? The grass. Shady is the wind: Wind flows through the grass A giant firefly: That way, this way, that way, this- Tyrod flies on by. For Luck: Looking up from here; I see both sun and stars. How... Wait! Where is the ball? Actual poetry. Well done OC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeesforclosers Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Good luck, bad luck, he that bets it all on one guy may lose to a cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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