Beef Jerky Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Dear new Bills coach, here are four things you'll want to do immediately By Chris Trapasso http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24944737/dear-new-bills-coach-here-are-four-things-youll-want-to-immediately-do 1. Employ the Schwartz 2. Get to work on Manuel 3. Buddy up with the OL 4. Sammy-fy the offense He goes into details for each one. Edited January 9, 2015 by Beef Jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 5. Have the ability to identify Jerry Hughes. Even his #. Anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 6. Learn effective use of "obviously" 7. Sign up for TSW with thinly veiled screen name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 8. Fit it up. Or at least explain, to me, what that meant in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ban all Orton lovers from future games!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 9. "Obviously", go for it on 4th down more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 9. Buy an airhorn. kj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 10. Learn that it's hard to win in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l< j Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 11. Also, sign a puntcatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGun12TD Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12. Get CJ in space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmur66 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 13. Get a new runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 14. ban all pornstaches!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12. Get CJ in space! This x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Don't confuse effort with results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BmarvB Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Those 4 are a MUST. And if CJ is still with us, PLEASE use him the way he's supposed to be used! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 just win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GottaRun Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 15. Have the players salute the fans after the last homegame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhDozeBills Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 15. Play to win instead of playing not to lose 16. Bring in a Guard and TE via free agency since the draft is thin at these positions. Jermichael Finley anyone? 17. Be a players coach (i.e. you want them to like you...don't be a dick) while earning their respect 18. Don't give up on flash Goodwin. If he can stay healthy, he can be dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 12. Get CJ in space! "Houston, we have a problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerBill Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ignore everything Jerry Sullivan does and/or says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Don't punt on 4th and 1 in the fourth quarter while the Bills are down. Sometimes, CJ gets winded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris heff Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Understand that Bills fans are the best most loyal fans any franchise could hope for. Win for your team, win for yourself and win for the fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bisonbrigade Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) 1. Use the Schwartz! Not the dark side of the Swartz, the good. Do or do not there is no try.2. Get Manual to do some labor. Design a offense on what EJ can do, not what you want to do.3. Take the offense out of the offensive line. Terrible would be an upgrade from last year. And O-line was supposed to be Marrones strong suit. LOL4. Sammy-fy the offense. He should be targeted intentionally at least 3 times a quarter. And I am not talking about two yard outs. Edited January 8, 2015 by bisonbrigade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaninATL Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 1. Learn how to spell "Manual" is he is going to be the centerpiece of our offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordong Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 #1 Don't Quit like the last Jagoff, unless you cant coach like said jagoff, than quit sooner and let everyone know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndirish1978 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Wow, I read this little nugget and it reaffirmed my joy that tomato-head is gone "Watkins was given the football on just four screens ALL SEASON in Buffalo. " Edited January 8, 2015 by ndirish1978 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Learn to ignore suggestions by those who got their training from playing Madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. L. Hot-Flamethrower Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Be able to see the couple bad trees in the forest!-Doug Marrone aka Mojo44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Have a smaller wad of dip in your mouth during interviews than the last guy. Don't listen to schopp and the bulldog. Unless you feel like quitting. Edited January 8, 2015 by The Wiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Move Sammy Watkins to CB. He's another Ty Law and him and Gilmore will be a shutdown tandem for years. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAinLack. Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Know, understand & speak "analytics"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Tell your GM an upgrade to guard and TE is critical if you want to go with Manuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 just win baby! just win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 19. Strictly stick to major decisions based soley off TWS polls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 At Clemson, he was utilized on a variety of quick screens that allowed him to showcase his incredible burst, vision and running back-esque agility. The NFL is a slight step up from the ACC, but Watkins was given the football on just four screens ALL SEASON in Buffalo. That's not enough. Not even close. He received a reverse in Week 17. Whoopie! If that doesn't make your head want to explode... 20. Play to your players strengths, don't make them play to your "system"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pondslider Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Find a kickoff specialist to fill an unessesary roster spot on game day Continue to use 3 tight end formations when your tight ends are bad Call play action passes when your down by 2 scores and its late in the game...that fools them every time Bench quality players because they irritated you one time and play the lousiest player you have Take bad right tackles and start them at guard, if they aren't good after 8 years of their natural position they'll be good at another Always start your end of game interviews with a rundown of an injury report and answer ever question with "obviously we need to get better" When you aren't running the ball effectively up the middle, call 20 more run plays up the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNMBillsFan Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 your doomed. Your first mistake was accepting a Bills HC job. It shows serious lack of judgment. You will only be 2 years and will never get another HC job again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seq004 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 1) Get a qb via draft, qb, or trade 2) sign guard in FA 3) create offensive cohesion. 4) give me free tix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Grundy Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Chris Trepasso may be prepping for "football czar" position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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